I don’t remember this morning.
And by “my”, she means her maids.
Shannon goes on to explain the Cheering for Children cheer-off. Mandy interviews that she is not happy about having to cheer. I find it shocking because she looks like the most able bodied person there, but I guess she’s just not a cheerleader-type. (A drill sergeant I can see.) Shannon is worried that the moms won’t be able to get along long enough to help out at the various booths at the fundraiser. She voiceovers that she and Ann have always been BFFs. (Yuck! Really, Shannon? You can do better… go to the dark side and hang with Bonnie. Or me. Or you could be my and Bonnie’s designated driver… or bail bondsmen… I totally have a dream to party with Bonnie, but I worry we’d completely end up in jail. Or at Ann’s house.) Anyway, it was always, Ann and Shannon. Michelle and Bonnie. Andrea is new (and sucking off Ann’s teat). And Mandy just doesn’t talk to anyone. But who knows. The meeting ends and Ann tells Shannon “good job” while walking out.
You’re on TV… how about we clean up the floors?
Hey Shannon, who’s my BFF?
My BFF is on Seal Team 6.
The next day, Alisha is working on the stunts and wants them to up the level of difficulty so they get a better score. Olivia is working hard and I am totally in love with her; even as she crashes to the ground. Mandy is video taping the practice so she can review it later with Olivia (or to show her family why she kicks Olivia out on the streets). But it can’t always be Olivia’s fault when she falls. Especially if Torrann is her base. I certainly know I was responsible for a few flyers biting it back in the day… but if my hair needed to be fixed, I’m sorry… they weren’t gonna get both my hands holding them up.
Love me, mommy.
Apparently it’s 100 degrees in the storage unit/gym. Or they have a really weird clock that says it’s 100 hours. Alisha hangs up a board where people can sign up to be in the dunk tank. Ann says that she sees some names on it, but they aren’t the people she wants to see in the dunk tank. She sashays her fat ass over to the board and signs up Michelle, Bonnie, Alisha, and RD. Andrea says that Bonnie would look like a drowned rat. But really, is that a stretch? Alisha sees her and tells her that since she wrote in peoples’ names that those people will get to dunk her. Ann kinda tries to laugh it off as she skulks back to her chair, but she tells Alisha that she’s shaking. Which proves the point that she’s a total mean girl, wimp. She loves to stir the pot, but she can’t handle when she gets called out. I honestly hope that some of her ugliness is for the show, because she is a completely detestable person. I can’t stand her. Alisha’s youngest is running around in a cute tutu and no shoes.
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