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PLEASE stop me from stabbing this whiny child.
I don’t know where she gets her shtty attitude.
YOU. I get it from watching YOU, mom.
Alisha takes Cassadee to the doctor to have her knee checked out. It’s weird seeing Alisha in pants. It’s sad seeing Cassadee in Ed Hardy. (Please, throw it all away.) They take her for an x-ray and Alisha voiceovers that she’s worried that something is really wrong. The doctor says everything looks fine and that she just needs to take an anti-inflammatory and it should be fine for Chicago. I’d like that 45 seconds of my life back.
How about we toss the Ed Hardy out?
Shannon sees Ann at the gym and asks if they can go outside and have a chat. Ann puts on her typical panic face, gathers up her XL McDonald’s drink and heads out the door. Shannon is still upset because Ann was making fun of Brooke’s forward rolls. Ann thinks it’s ridiculous and doesn’t give two shts if the kids can hear them. Ann calls Shannon a bold-face $*#&*^ and that she can take her crutch and shove it up her ass. I have no idea what the curse word was, because “liar” wouldn’t be bleeped out. Ann turns around and opens the door, and as she’s halfway inside, she says “Your momma a liar, btch”. Awww. Poor Ann. She’s the lousiest fighter ever. I imagine it’s hard to hold up all that fat without a spine. Or a soul.
Got some fries to spare?
Yo momma jokes? I’m game.
Andrea and Kylie come into practice and Andrea is voicing over that Kylie hurt her toe really bad and she can’t get her cheerleading shoe on her foot. Turns out there’s a teeny tiny fracture and she might not be able to go to competition. Andrea thinks she can power through it. Alisha is worried because that means two of the best tumblers might not be able to compete.
So, the doctor said this little piggy ain’t getting the roast beef.
Later that evening, at American Pie Pizza, Ann called a “mom’s meeting” (that included a dad) to talk about the trip to Chicago. Andrea is there with her wine glass. Michelle is there with her anger. Mandy is there with her schedule. Abby’s dad asks what airline and Ann says she’s fixin’ to tell them. She pulls out a printed itinerary that will tell them exactly what to do, minus all the necessary details. She reads off the two airport codes and says she has no idea what that means, but that they can find out. Apparently Sherwood is so big that it has two airports, and no one at the table has heard of them. Abby’s dad asks if there are any practices scheduled in Chicago, but again, Ann has no clue. She does however manage to drain down a few glasses of fine American Pie red wine.