In places NOT called Arkansas, you hold it by the stem.
I have exactly 12 minutes for this sht.
Way to take a nice, ladylike swig for national TV, random lady.
Careful Michelle, your crazy is showing.
I don’t know if the curtains match the drapes, but I do know the shirt matches the pillow.
How far is the airport from the hotel? No clue. Have some wine.
Ann can drink and read a menu at the same time.
Should we pack our uniforms or carry them? Not the person to ask. Have some wine.
How about you shut that pie hole?
My job, my wine.
What’s the weather like? Who me? Where’s my wine?
And here’s where I take my exit.
And here’s where class takes its exit.
Andrea says it’s typical of Ann and that she kinda sucks. Ann decides that Andrea should find out the weather. I decide that they are all morons because if they just asked Siri they wouldn’t have to sit down for this awful meeting/dinner. Ann promises to email everyone all the details, so who knows what the purpose of the meeting actually was. Let’s just assume that American Pie Pizza has a buffet and Ann doesn’t like to graze alone.
The beer end of the table is holding it together.
Michelle wants to bring up her issues with Ann and Andrea. She asks Andrea if she’s okay with them all spending so much time together even though Andrea thinks Michelle is crazy. Andrea looks a little shocked and claims they are all a little crazy. Michelle wants Ann to acknowledge that she called her a btch and that Andrea called her crazy. Okay, the btch comment to her kid is worth a chat… calling someone out for calling you crazy, well, that’s just crazy. But Michelle needs this to happen. She’s pissed off and wants a response from them both. After watching it again, the other end of the table were talking amongst themselves, so really Michelle was first just talking to Andrea with Mandy (unwantedly) listening in and Ann within ear shot, but too busy with her wine to bother to speak up for herself. Andrea says she called her crazy because Michelle’s timing was off to want to talk to Ann at that moment. Michelle was using a super-sweet annoying voice that grates on me until Ann decides to speak up and say that Michelle hasn’t bothered to speak to her in two years, so why should she now. Michelle wants Ann to apologize to her daughter. Mandy wants them to get on the phone and talk about it privately. Mandy interviews that she is very busy and that she schedules every second of every day and THIS type of bs does not make it onto the Stuckey Schedule.