What is black and orange and can’t do a back handspring? THIS GROUP!
Is that Nick Cannon?
Apparently Torrann wandered off again.
To celebrate their victory, Alisha and RD take the entire team and their mms out for pizza. Alisha tries to make a speech, but she gets choked up. She tells everyone that they are part of her family. And that she loves them all. She thanks them for working so hard, and thanks the moms for getting along. Shannon interviews that Alisha is completely blind to the drama that goes on between the moms. I don’t think she’s blind to it, I think she’s an adult, and doesn’t give a shit. (She has your money, and she probably doesn’t think of you as family.)
“Thank you for all of your money. It’s like family to me.”
I would pay $100 bucks if the camera panned back and we saw that chick’s hand on RD’s leg under the table
You are not on the team. Give back the pizza.
Two days after the competition, Ann says that she has been thinking about her status at the gym, and the fact that she has no friends. She has decided that she needs to make some changes. But fear not, they are good ones; she is just going to drag someone down with her. Look who it is, It’s Level 2 Shannon meeting up with No Friend Ann at American Pie Pizza. Oddly they are having chip and salsa. And wine. Ann makes Shannon promise that she will not hang out with Michelle anymore, and then she and Shannon can become BFFs again. Yes these are adults talking. Next up for discussion is Andrea… Shannon says that she does not trust that witch. I wouldn’t either. But I wouldn’t trust her either. Shannon says that together they can impeach Andrea. Ann asks what “impeach” means. (Ask your husband. Haha. I kid, he won’t know either.)
Lady Tramp and The Tramp.
If you’re really quiet, you can hear their arteries closing.
But you won’t hear her brain functioning.
They do a toast to the “evil twosome”. I silently toast to the “heifer ho-down”.
And there we have it. I suppose we’ll have to wait and see if TLC will allow us to follow them on the road to U.S. Finals. I mean, if Gypsy Sisters was picked up, I’m assuming we haven’t seen the last of Sherwood, Arkansas.