Cheer Perfection Recap: Poster Board-Gate

32 Comments

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   Estella
   Posted February 1, 2013 at 10:58 am

   LMAO about the candy bowl. That’s bad. One is supposed to hide their stash, it’s easier to forget about.

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   karyn
   Posted February 1, 2013 at 11:23 am

   I need a candy bowl.

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   CTRParent
   Posted February 1, 2013 at 11:25 am

   Those first 3 pictures of Ann…XL, XXL, XXXL…seems to be getting larger by the episode! She gains a new chin each week!

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   CTRParent
   Posted February 1, 2013 at 11:29 am

   @Madalyn27…You are correct about the girls’ last names! Cambree does have a different father than the other 2!

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   Lisa J
   Posted February 1, 2013 at 11:51 am

   OK what is funny about all of this is my friend told me that yes for Andrea and Mandy it is the same couch and same interview location, for Michelle they don’t interview at her house (in fact her house or the house she is renting is up for sale) she interviews at her oldest childs parents house oh and how funny never noticed the different candy bowel…..LOL!
   Why does everyone fuss and make fun of Ann’s weight, there are other bigger moms out there.
   Then I find it totally halarious how they make Alesha out to be a really nice and goody goody, she is really good friends with Ann. They have known each other for years and she knew they did pageants together. Folks this is a show. Really? I will say her kids are cute though. That Cambree is precious!

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   Madelyne27
   Posted February 1, 2013 at 12:00 pm

   i doubt anyone cares that they interview from the same couch… i just wanted tlc to give em different pillows so i wouldn’t notice. i don’t care if michelle is renting or selling her house or if she’s filming at her aunt edna’s house… i certainly wouldn’t want a film crew in my house. unless they are good at cleaning.

   The reason i fuss about ann being a fat ass isn’t bc she’s the only fat mom on the show… she’s a btch that happens to be fat… so i just work with what i have. if i ever find myself irritated with alisha, i’m sure i’ll mention that annoying mole she has on the side of her nose.

   thanks for letting us know it was a show. that explains why it’s on my tv. we just enjoy bashing others so that we feel better about ourselves. and it works.

   and i have never seen a candy bowel… well, maybe i have.

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   sagittariuskim
   Posted February 1, 2013 at 12:01 pm

   “Alisha says it’s necessary because someone needs to “overlook” the Teen Moms…” That’s a great typo.

   I’m surprised Ann was on the parent’s team. She can cheer but buying a poster board it too much work.

   I wish they showed pictures when RD and Alisha were talking about when they used to cheer.

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   Madelyne27
   Posted February 1, 2013 at 12:03 pm

   @sagitt – ugh. i can’t believe i did that… i do it all the time, but always try to carefully check. i write the Teen Mom recaps too, so Team Mom and Teen Mom is my achilles heal… but i’m glad i made a typo while i was judging Alisha’s verbal typo.

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   CTRParent
   Posted February 1, 2013 at 12:08 pm

   @Lisa J…There ARE other big moms out there, BUT VERY FEW of them would go on national television, be the bitch Ann is, and brag about being FAT and LAZY! In fact, she tweets about being proud of being fat and lazy…just saying And for YOUR info…Michelle’s house only recently went on the market, so that had nothing to do with the show! No shit about Ann and Alisha being friends…Alisha is “friends” with every one of the moms….afterall, they are putting money in her pockets, so WHY not be friends with them? Right?

   @Madalyn27…another GREAT recap with lots of silent giggles (I’m at work

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    sagittariuskim
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 12:19 pm

    What would we do without these wise people, coming here every week, and enlightening us with the knowledge that this is a show? How would us poor simpletons ever have figured that out? I mean I suppose some of us would realize they’re on a site called TVgasm and figured it out. But who knows how long that would have taken.

    @Madelyne27: It’s ok. Like I said it was great one. Since most of these moms have the same maturity level as the ones on that show.

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    April
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 1:15 pm

    Thanks for the shout out. The candy bowl montage was hilarious. It is always full and has different candy in it so that just goes to show they are eating all that candy. I mean I would too, but I just eat candy so I am not fat just a little pudgy.

    haha my captcha is pudding pops. I always get appropriate captchas.

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    Michelle & Ashtyn
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 1:55 pm

    Another great recap, we are going to miss these when our season ends. It’s so nice to know that even when I’m not shown much this Lisa J chick thinks about me often. Yes, we have our house up for sale, not a big secret since we have a huge FOR SALE BY OWNER sign in our front yard, lol. No where in our contract does it state we can’t move. Lisa J, I’ve asked before and will do it again, shut up or come forward. Trying to state things to make us look bad doesn’t affect us at all, actually probably helps our ratings. and btw, yes we filmed at our Mimi’s house, air conditioning issues makes it hard to film in 100 degree heat. Keep drinking the HATERADE, better yet stop by Ashtyn’s lemonade stand its healthier for you and I will be glad to serve you up with a side of PUNCH

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    ellemenop
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 7:43 pm

    i was actually a little surprised that not just ann had a problem with the andrea thing. if anything, i would have thought that shannon would have just rolled her eyes and moved along rather than acted so jealous.

    your captions for this recap are all hysterical. i especially enjoyed “i wish i could feel.” another awesome one? “dear torrey, can you order me a supreme meat lovers?” i’m just glad i wasn’t drinking anything while reading them.

    @lisa j — you mean reality shows AREN’T REAL? well, that’s that for me, then.

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    hopelesslydevoted
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 5:04 am

    I thought Senior Gray was a blast. It’s nice seeing parents getting involved in their children’s activity, and showing an interest.

    I also read somewhere that Alisha & RD had Cassadee, and then they divorced and with her second husband Alisha had Cambree and then she got back with RD and had Canlee. Irregardless, they are still a beautiful loving family.

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    SwarleyMarley
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 5:28 am

    I was hoping you would post a pic of Andrea making that stupid duck face and doing the bobble head thing during the senior gray competition. Just so I could laugh at her ridiculousness again. Doesn’t matter you made me laugh anyways.

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    Pinklotus
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 5:49 am

    I love Alisha and her family. I think they are so cute and you’d never know that Cambree isn’t RD’s biological daughter because he clearly has accepted her as though she were his own, which I think is awesome.
    I can’t stand the way Ann says the word gym. “gee-um”. Every time she says it (which is 100 times an episode), I cringe.
    I actually like Andrea. I think she’s kind of funny. I love Michelle’s hair when it’s straight! I know that’s irrelevant to the episode but I just had to throw that in there.
    Senior Gray was awesome. RD does a killer worm.

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    Jarrodsmom
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 9:09 am

    @ Michelle. You go girl! Love the haterade and punch comment! And loved your straight hair.

    @ Lisa J. \She interviews at her oldest child’s parents house\? Didn’t make sense to me. How can it be her child if the child has different parents? We all know that Alisha has known Ann for years. Ann’s parked her fat ass at the \gee-um\ for years. Of course she knows who she is. How do you know Alisha remembers Ann during their pageant days? Did your \friend\ tell you that?

    @Madelyne27-Awesome recap!.

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    Pat Ledoux
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 5:12 pm

    Madelyne27, this was funny shit! I’m on board with you, Ann is a fat, lazy bitch. I didn’t like her when she was on Toddlers & Tiaras and I dislike her so much more. I think that hoe is just evil. Torran is the most emotionless child I have ever seen in my life; don’t think she cares much for her mommy either!

    On the flip side, I need to find a cheerleading gym in Massachusetts, I totally want to be on Senior Gray Team, that looked like fun! What say we get a bus filled with gasmis and go train with RD & Alisha and…..Ann….. nah not her.

    Why didn’t the other mothers get on the team???? Jes wondering…. Anyway, keep up the good work. I can hardly wait for the recap each week!!!

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    coffylover
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 11:58 am

    @ Pat Ledoux, I’m a Massachusetts gal, too! I would totally join Senior Gray with you. Are you anywhere near the South Shore?

    Unfortunately, I may only hinder an adult team, as I have nooooo athletic skills whatsoever…… But I could be the base for those cool back-roll-flip things that the Silver girls do

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    Pat Ledoux
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 12:24 pm

    @coffylover I live in the suburbs outside of Worcester, not that far away! You can be the base and I’ll do the cartwheels and all that!!!!

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    SarahRita
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 12:47 pm

    I thought I heard her say “teen moms” as well! I almost choked on my pizza because all I could think about was Alisha leading a cheerleading team full of the seasons 1 and 2 cast of Teen Mom…wouldn’t that be great?

    I also teared up when RD was giving Alisha that flowers. Their family is so cute and adorable, and they have a pet monkey, whats better than that?!?!

    Minor observation, did Andrea dye her hair darker? It looks different than it has in the past episodes. Again, love the recaps!

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    April
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 12:47 pm

    I will join Senior Gray too.

    Hey I bet Ann was just being bitchy to that one flyer Mom because Ann was jealous that mom was skinny enough to be a flyer. You know Ann would love to be up on top of the pyramid. It does not matter if the flyer hits you or puts her finger in your ear. She is flying through the air!

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    coffylover
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 1:08 pm

    I love the comments for this show so much!!

    I would totally whack Ann in the ear, even as a non-flyer, lol She seems to be getting some well-deserved karmic payback. Maybe everyone on Senior Gray hates her as much as we do?

    @ SarahRita, I noticed Andrea’s hair too, I think she’s covering up some strands of gray. I started going gray at 25, and have dark hair too, and can never decide whether to dye it darker, or ‘pretend’ that the grays are highlights. It’s a hot mess for me, though, either way, lol!

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    dancemoms
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 11:36 am

    i can not believe cambree is not RDs daughter. Its so great that he accepts her. I do think its odd that alisha and RD have another child together after alisha had another man’s child. I would love to know more about that. The family is awesome tho, no questioning that. Im curious to know if RD and Alisha split for a while or if Alisha had an affair , which i cant see but you never know. The age difference between cass and cam is only 4 years ? and the other one is only 4 years younger then cam so the relationship with cam’s dad couldnt have lasted too long. & Alisha an RD are married, so im wondering if they got re-married, or if they had cass when they werent married. It just seems odd bc they own a business together, so that must have been hard to work together during the split years.

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    CTRParent
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 11:47 am

    Alisha and Rd married, had Cassadee! They divorced (infidelity but there will be plenty of people saying its not true so whatever) and Alisha married Cambree’s dad then had Cambree! They divorced and Alisha re-married Rd and had Chanlee! Now let my bashing began LMAO! This really isn’t SECRET information….Sherwood has nosy folks, and everyone stays all up in everyone elses business! Get ready….the “that ain’t true” train is fixing to roll on in….just watch!

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    April
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 11:52 am

    So did Alicia cheat or RD? I am assuming Alicia….did she get pregnant with another man’s baby while still married because if so that is harsh. I am glad they worked it out though and that RD is loving to Cambree.

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    Madelyne27
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 11:53 am

    @CTRParent – THAT’S NOT TRUE. oh wait… i have no clue, but i want to pretend i’m in the know. the only thing i know is that i’m watching a Lifetime movie that i’ve already seen. i feel like such a loser.

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    Pinklotus
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 1:10 pm

    I’ve seen a little boy in the practices a few times…but never at competition. What gives?

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    Robdog1921
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 3:31 pm

    I think that little boy’s name is Nemiah , he was at the St. Louis competition , the one where it was cold and rainy , but I almost never notice him at practices either, they throw him up for like 1 basket toss and that’s all i’ve noticed.

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    April
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 6:39 pm

    I like the little boy. I wish we could know more about him.

    Ann would really hate me. I would have probably showed up with not only posterboard but also some bright glittery markers or stickers or something to put on it too. Bitch please.

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    Hater of coach Nikki
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 10:37 pm

    I find the facial expressions of Andrea to be hilarious. And I just can’t get over Ann! She’s something else but I can’t quite put my finger on what she is. Except a big fat cow. Alisha needs to step in and kick her down a few notches.

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    Tapnfeet99
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 1:46 am

    Now I want to see a pic of Cambree’s dad bc she is too stinking cute!