We start out with memories of the big wins for the Fab 5 last weekend in Chicago. This week they start at practice to work towards getting to Nationals in Ohio. They are going to have a big dress rehearsal at the end of the week.
But before we start, thanks to @April, every time Ann does an interview all I can see is her candy bowl… so here’s a mini photo montage of this week’s episode.
Another order of business, why do Mandy and Andrea interview “from home” on the same couch. Just change the pillows… try to fool me… I’m easy. I don’t expect much.
Cassadee and is having a problem with being the base for Cambree. But Cambree is having trouble being a flyer. Alisha thought it would be a fun idea to have the sisters in the same stunt group, but I have an older sister and we did not belong on the same team, ever.
Alisha and RDee gather the moms to tell them about Andrea volunteering to be the President of the Teen Moms. It goes over like a wet balloon. Shannon says that Andrea can’t even control her own kids. Ann simply loses her mind. Alisha says it’s necessary because someone needs to “overlook” the Teen Moms… I think she meant to say “oversee”… They mean two entirely different things. Andrea stands up and commands no respect and the only person happy with the decision is Michelle. And Michelle is just happy that it’s not Ann. Ann is v sarcastic and tells Andrea that she’s perfect for the job, Andrea interviews that if Ann were doing her job she wouldn’t have to do this. Ann says that the “wrath of Ann” is coming and there’s only room for one President and that is Ann. There’s barely room for one of them to fit in a chair, so maybe she’s right. There isn’t a lot of room at the top.
I can’t wait to call my husband and tell him about this.
I don’t care who is President, as long as it’s not Ann.
I wish I could feel.
Ann thinks that she needs to spend some time with Alisha one-on-one so that she can suck Alisha back onto Team Ann. She goes over to Alisha’s house with an old video of days when they used to do pageants together. They show footage of Alisha doing a gymnastic routine at age 16… and then we get to see fat Ann, only less fat, doing a tap dance. She was 21 at the time of the pageant. Funny part is that Alisha says she has no memory of knowing Ann or that she even did a pageant with Ann. Ann thinks their history will be their bond.