Cheer Perfection Recap: Torrey Says What?

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   thisbuggs4u
   Posted January 25, 2013 at 1:10 pm

   Andrea has known what she was doing from the start!! She knows that if she can slide up to Ann and act all dumb, Ann will tell her everything….Big mistake Ann…Look who is going to be team mom now!

   I laughed when Andrea said the thing about the bridge, build it and then get over it. Yeah I can’t remember all of it..

   I will say this again. If you are going to do group cheers…and some are hurt, why wouldn’t you take back ups? If it is an age thing, they yes, I can understand that. I guess it kind of looked like an age group..

   It was nice to see another mom there…Taylors mom? So it is nice to see that Alicia will use other girls then the ones that are filmed.

   Yes Cassadee and her partner should have had their hair up…that was a bit much, but those two had a lot of fun, you could see it when they were done.

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   CrisB83
   Posted January 25, 2013 at 1:51 pm

   I’m pretty sure that the little girl in the trio with the hurt knee and freak-outs were all Taylor. Diamond barely made a peep the whole episode.

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   callmemaybe
   Posted January 25, 2013 at 2:18 pm

   BGs=bubble guts. Diamond was the darker skinned little girl with the knee brace. Taylor cried before the competition Diamond at the competition we do not all look alike.

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   April
   Posted January 25, 2013 at 2:32 pm

   BGs are probably Bubble guts

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   Boba Fett
   Posted January 25, 2013 at 2:42 pm

   CrisB83 must not be able to tell black girls apart. Taylor freaked out in practice over not doing her flip and Diamond had the hurt knee. Two completely different girls.

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   Madelyne27
   Posted January 25, 2013 at 2:46 pm

   @callme and @boba – thank you. i didn’t want to have to say it… but i’m laughing that someone thinks they looked remotely alike. (minus the uniform, of course.)

   I’ve never in my life heard of Bubble Guts… i have watched Bubble Guppies a few times.

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   Hayley
   Posted January 25, 2013 at 2:48 pm

   I love love loved all of the Ann jokes this week. The suspension one made me crack up…in my room…by myself.

   I agree about Cassadee and Maggie’s hair. I know from personal experience (13 years’ worth of cheer and gymnastics) that having your hair flying around your face while tumbling is NOT a good thing. Especially when it’s at the length that Cassadee’s is.

   I really liked this week’s episode because I feel like it focused a lot more on the actual cheer component than the moms. All of those girls are amazing tumblers. RD and Alisha seem like such good coaches, I wish that I had been able to be on one of their teams.

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   Samantha
   Posted January 25, 2013 at 3:03 pm

   It was definitely Diamond crying at the competition and Taylor at practice. If there were any doubts, I am pretty sure Alisha or RD interviewed about the situation and called her “Diamond” by name. I agree they really don’t look alike besides being black.
   OMG, LMAO at “there’s Ann playing football in the front yard”! Also, “CTR will crumble without your family”. Ann keeps threatening to leave the gym and I keep wondering why she thinks they’d care. I mean, if one child is going to make or break them then they have big problems…and I doubt that’s the case.

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   TVKimmy
   Posted January 25, 2013 at 3:13 pm

   I’m only on the first page, but the side-eye Bitchzillas husband is giving her in that photo of her demonstrating the size of the gaping hole in her soul is, is PRICELESS!

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    Jennifer
    Posted January 25, 2013 at 3:16 pm

    ok, I hate parents like Ann. I have 2 kids that have been in sports all of their lives and I hate when the parents who hang out and kiss the coaches butt all day think that their kid should be picked for everything. Just because the parent is a big kiss ass, doesn’t make you kid the best on the team. I’m really glad they didn’t pick Torrann based on her mom, and picked the kids who really deseved to go!

    Wow, off soapbox now.

    That recap was HIL-AR-IOUS! The people at work are looking at me like I’m crazy, sitting in my office giggling to myself.

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    CrisB83
    Posted January 25, 2013 at 3:22 pm

    Okay, for the record, Yes I am white, but No, I do not think all black people look alike. I didn’t think the two black girls looked alike either, I just got confused about which one was Diamond and which one was Taylor. I thought I heard one of the coaches refer to the girl freaking out at the competition as Taylor. I was wrong- I wasn’t watching that closely! Crap TV shouldn’t be *that* hard to follow, so I never pay very close attention. Oh well!

    Also, I have never heard anyone say “all black people look alike” before, but at my last job a little girl did tell me that all white people look alike….

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    Madelyne27
    Posted January 25, 2013 at 3:35 pm

    @crisb83 – don’t pay any attention to us. i’m glad you watch the show, read the recaps, and make comments. i think i get too familiar with some of the people bc i watch each episode 5 times.

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    Samantha
    Posted January 25, 2013 at 4:16 pm

    @crisb83, that’s understandable, considering I don’t think these two girls have had more than 30 seconds of airtime each (if that) prior to this episode. I just finally got all the moms’ names straight myself.

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    April
    Posted January 25, 2013 at 4:32 pm

    Yes the hair should have been up. I totally agree. I prefer a high ponytail preferably curly for cheerleading. Long hair is distracting and can be even dangerous if not up.

    I know you thought it would NEVER happen but I am going to defend Ann in that I have that pink fuzzy robe and it is really comfy haha.

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    April
    Posted January 25, 2013 at 4:48 pm

    I will admit I had a hard time telling the two black girls apart. Just because they don’t really get a lot of screen time till this episode. So yeah…I also don’t pay that close attention. I mixed up Cassadee and her little friend a couple of times too though. So it is not race so much as probably some ADHD on my part.

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    CTR2013
    Posted January 25, 2013 at 10:24 pm

    Cheer Perfection is fake and so are most of the cast members. Alicia is very fake and thinks she is somebody important, she walks around like she balling but we all know she’s broke!!!! RD IS A CRACK HEAD… Can’t you all tell but overall he’s a sweet person… (maybe its the drugs) lol They need work on that damn gym but the cameras did wonders…Lol Ann is nothing and never will be!!!Haha Bonnie need to get a life and keep hosting pageants bc her daughter don’t even like the shit.. Haha, and Michelle is really crazy but of course she doesn’t show that on tv!!! But everybody on the show is trying to paint a pretty picture!!! And everybody pray for Brooke bc her mom is ugh, teeth and all!! Mandy is the only real one and the girls(kids) atleast!!! These comments y’all be saying are so funny but only if u knew the truth or see these people in their everyday life then that would be real REAILTY…

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    adelefig
    Posted January 26, 2013 at 2:09 am

    I wonder if Ann is at all embarrassed that her husband (Torrey?) had to have all his talking captioned so we could read what he was saying? well, for that matter, I wonder if he was embarrassed? Why on Earth do those 2 think that because Ann is team mom or whatever that their daughter should have gone for the solo/duet/trio stunts????? You have to have the talent not the parental involvement. I agree those girls are old enough to be doing their own eyeliner/ makeup and should certainly not be sharing it! yikes….I think the producers told them to all pretend like they needed Andrea to do it so they could dream up a story line. First acting like she didn’t have any idea what to do, then 2 minutes later all the girls come running out with hair and make up immaculate!

    I was never a gymnast but I think it would have been impossible for anyone to do a handspring on that tiny mat! You can tell that little girl has no interest in making that team……sigh…..between this and Dance moms its like watching child abuse run wild. I had to stop watching Toddlers and Tiaras and Dance Moms and only read about them here…looks like Cheer P. is heading that way too…

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    ellemenop
    Posted January 26, 2013 at 7:51 am

    i like how parents assume that because their ass is sitting in the gym all day their kids should get better parts in the cheers. um, if anything, if i were a coach and those bitches kept coming to practice and stirring shit up all the time, i would ignore their kids more so they’d find another gym. i’m sorry, but i don’t know how alisha deals with all this crap and still has time to coach.

    once again, i am waiting with bated breath for the moment ann loses it in a childish fit of rage and punches another mom in the face — because i want to see the crossover with cops happen, and ann’s ass getting dragged into a squad car while she whines for torrey to come fix it. oh, how i wait for this moment. you can see me quiver with antici-pation.

    by the way, your comments in response to torrey’s captions cracked me up. especially “you don’t care about the english language.”

    i can’t wait to see ann freak out about andrea’s new “gym status.”

    also, am i racist because i think a lot of little blonde girls look alike? actually, i can’t tell a lot of people apart unless there’s something distinctive about them.

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    SarahRita
    Posted January 26, 2013 at 1:14 pm

    Andrea has been manipulating everybody from the very beginning, she knows exactly what she is doing. Although she is on the same scum level as Ann, I think it is hilarious that she convinced Alisha to make her “President” of the team moms, cannot wait for next weeks episode.

    I really enjoyed this episode, because it did showcase more of the girls and their talent. And I really think Bonnie’s daughter is just a sweet and nice girl. I was so happy that you (madelyne27) noticed how thick and pretty her hair was! It really is a gorgeous color and texture, I am so jelly!

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    April
    Posted January 26, 2013 at 3:44 pm

    I don’t think Ann would punch anyone. She is a chicken. She likes to run her mouth but if it comes to real blows, she will run crying to Torrey every time.

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    Hater of Nikki
    Posted January 26, 2013 at 3:56 pm

    I agree. Don’t think Ann would hit but it sure would be fun to watch! For being a “team mom” she sure didn’t show much team when she wouldn’t help Andrea. Hit me as damn wrong!

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    ellemenop
    Posted January 26, 2013 at 4:19 pm

    I do know Ann would never actually give out that black eye she’s promising; it’s wishful thinking on my part because that would make me very happy. the aftermath, I mean.

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    dancemoms
    Posted January 26, 2013 at 7:56 pm

    The hair was deff a distraction. Cassadees wasnt allll that bad but maggies was wayy to long top be left down. They are both amazing tho . I wish they were following a team of older girls like this episode.

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    dancemoms
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 7:24 am

    &&& did torrann have temporary tattoos on her belly ?! i used to love those as a kid

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    WerkItSmoochy
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 2:50 pm

    I always think it is so funny when someone comments on these recaps claiming to know the people and calling them out on things that are completely bogus…RD a crack head? Really? Obviously you have never seen one before. If you know these people like you’re claiming to, and hate all of them as much as you’re saying, why on earth would you ever spend time around them?
    I think RD and Alicia seem like really nice people and good coaches-they appear to know how to balance being caring and nurturing and also being tough and not taking crap from anyone, parents or children. Cassadee is really talented, as are several of the other girls. I’d say all the girls who did the individual routines were great! I thought Andrea was actually really funny and fun this time around…maybe she is negatively influenced by Ann when she’s around her, and it causes her to act differently? I actually don’t mind Andrea, she doesn’t bother me nearly as much as Ann, or Bonnie for that matter.
    As far as Ann feeling that Torrann should have gotten a spot in the top 5 this week just because she’s always around the gym and helping out, that is just stupid. Torrann is actually a good tumbler and is definitely one of the better cheerleaders on Youth Silver, but those 5 are obviously more advanced. Maybe Ann didn’t get the memo that it was about who was the best and not who spends the most time at the gym or doing favors for Alicia. As for her not answering her phone when Andrea needed help, that goes to show what a crappy team mom she is. And a crappy \friend\ (I thought those two were friends). Maybe Andrea should be team mom…I bet she would at least answer the phone.
    Bonnie needs to either find something else for her daughter to do or let her be happy cheering on the team she is on. She obviously has no interest in Youth Silver, that is allllll mom and her dream. She isn’t interested in getting her back handspring, and could barely do the front limber. Bonnie should try worrying less about Elaina being competitive, and just let her have fun. Not all kids have a competitive nature, and forcing it is just going to make the kid even less interested.
    Okay, done with my novel and off to clean

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    Gracie Lou Freebush
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 3:54 pm

    Ann looks like Peter Griffin in drag.

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    Hater of Coach Nikki
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 4:15 pm

    @ WerkitSmoochy…LOVE your name. And your novel. I agree with everything you said. You placed in print what was in my head but couldn’t put down. Thank you! I also need someone to do my cleaning! You up for it? Lol.

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    ellemenop
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 4:45 pm

    @Gracie lou- hahaha!!! she does!

    captcha: “how sweet.” even better!

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    Pat Ledoux
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 5:35 pm

    Madelyne27, you are right up there with Dear Crabby as a Snarkezoid Supreme! I’m still laughing

    I actually just watched this epi on my DVR, been a little busy, and all I can say is Ann is a fat douchebag who is raising a child to be as nasty as she is. I hope one of the moms (Shannon, you hear me?) decks her fat ass soon.

    Keep up the fine work M-27, you made my night!!!

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    April
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    OMG She is Peter Griffin in drag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

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    ohralphie
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 6:40 pm

    \black eye, black eye black eye\?!
    I Guess Lucy Van Pelt dyed her hair blonde and moved South. And married Franklin. I have to say that Ann makes so much more sense to me now. I just hope Alicia knows enough to run if Ann shows up to the gym carrying a football.

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    Madelyne27
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 5:54 am

    i keep laughing about Peter Griffin… that’s awesome… (and possibly will be stolen.) sorry @Gracie Lou.

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    CTRParent
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 7:31 am

    I swear I just googled “Peter Griffin in drag”….LMAO!

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    Gracie Lou Freebush
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 9:54 pm

    Heh heh… Glad you enjoyed that.

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    SherwoodResident
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 3:38 pm

    Doesn’t Ann live in that house in Millers Crossing that ALWAYS has the obnoxious blow ups in her yard? She is a LARGE blow hard!

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    CTRParent
    Posted January 30, 2013 at 7:17 am

    @SherwoodResident…..YES! That is HER obnoxious blow ups LMAO!

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    Stephanie Smith
    Posted January 30, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    ANN!!!! ANN!!!! ANN!!!!!! ANN!!!!!!!

    Believe me know one wants to say top say your name.

    1- We saw your nasty grey underware in this episode
    2- You said little ole me. Girl there is nothing LITTLE about you.
    3- Why dont you stop running from people. Give them a chance to say something back.
    4 – You always pretend like you texting someone. Stop playing no one likes you.
    5- Your husband is not scarey Ann please believe.
    6 – Find a new Gym
    7- How are you to say Shannon’s daughter can’t tumble. You can’t not eat.
    8- When trying to be ghetto by saying keep my name out of your mouth can you at least say it right.

    And just so you know ANNN! HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA

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    Jarrodsmom
    Posted January 30, 2013 at 5:08 pm

    Watching the CP marathon. Had forgotten a lot. Except just how nasty Ann is! She is something else! Love the way Andrea causes poblems and acts so innocent. funny! she keeps everything alive.

    What is the tiny blond girls name that’s a flyer? She does an awesome job. And Alisha’s littlest daughter is adorable.

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    love2watch
    Posted January 30, 2013 at 5:32 pm

    In the Toddlers and Tiaras episode which Bonnie, Ann and Alisha were featured, I thought Ann helped with hair and make up to save money??? (I may be wrong about this)
    In Cheer Perfection, she acts like she has more money than God!!

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    MadelineNYC
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 7:22 pm

    Normally I try to steer my snark away from being weight focused, but I just have to let this one out…
    As soon as I saw Ann lounging there on the bed I tried to find where she had Princess Leia chained to her in a bikini.

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    Liz
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 8:23 pm

    I doubt RD is a crackhead considering he used to train police dogs, hence the reason for the soul patch. He posted a pic on twitter from his instagram last night of the original face injury to explain why he cant shave it.
    I love Andrea! Last night during the new episode she says (about her slushie) “I don’t want it to melt its my favorite flavor…” I immediatly messaged her on twitter and asked if it was a wine slushie, she said sadly no. In the first episode she talks about how she keeps Ann close to get all the gossip but doesnt really consider her a friend, so I knew it was only a matter of time before she got her.
    Its not totally uncommon for there to be a Head Team Mom, its to make sure idiots like Ann do their job!

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    Kooter85
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 2:07 pm

    Hi, just started watching the show and so far like it. I know this sounds strange, but I googled RD because he looked so familiar to me. Didn’t find anything, but saw where someone listed RD and Alicia’s girls names. Not sure if it was correct info or not, but the middle girl had a different last name and then saw on another post that RD and Alicia’s wedding date was in 2009. Did Alicia have children before she was with RD? The girls all look so much alike and I was just curious if all three girls were RD and Alicia’s together?
    Also, does anyone know what RD does for a living? Does he work outside of the gym? Was he a cheerleader before? I just feel like I have seen him before.
    Thanks,