Commentgasm: Best in Comments 2012: December

Recaps

By RJ | Tuesday, January 1, 2013 | 7:00 am | 17 Comments
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Lindaw205 on “Survivor”: I figure the over the top reactions to seeing their families is mostly producer manipulation. And Lisa trying out for a Lifetime movie.

Gypsy on RHOA: What is it with all the blue eyeshadow this season? Are they sharing one makeup artist in ATL?

classydrunk on “RHOBH”: Also you are able to call people a fucking bitch at a business party, but STFU at the dinner table is unaccepted. I think amazon has a book on rich people etiquette and if you like someone or not what you get to say and not look offended. I’m sure you can get it used for like 2.99. It’s a good read.

Jaime Sommers on “RHOBH”: Was anyone else charmed by Paul and Ad’s German shepherd obliviously playing tug while everyone was berating Paul about his back hair? That dog just didn’t give a F****CK. I love it when they show dogs on tv in the background that have no idea they’re supposed to do anything but be dogs.

Kthxbai on “Shahs of Sunset”: This yr it’s like the whole bunch of them might as well be Mike and GG. Which is great for the fuckwaffle factor. But it’s also nice to have at least 1 or 2 you don’t think are as trashy as the rest of them

KJN on “the Amazing Race”: Team Texas was driving me nuts. STFU with the “babe”, already. I HATE when teams do that. “Go babe!” “Come on, babe!” “I love you, babe!” GAG me, babe. Glad they lost just for that alone.

considerthis on “The Challenge”: First – there should be a rule at these things that anybody who even utters the words “I want to go home” “I have had enough – I’m outta here” should be shown the door immediately. The odds of these greedy, unemployed fame whores who travel to exotic locations to drink and maybe win some serious cash actually REALLY leavin is as great as Frank being kind and understanding.

Not enough chlorine in this world

NotwithoutmyTV on “Teen Mom 2”: As soon as these Teen Moms break up with their baby daddies and stop getting beat regularly, they get uppity.

Then they get B-Daddy back, and they’re impossible to be around. Even the kid is like, “Jeez, Dad, just give her a good one across the mouth, willya??”

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I learned I was different in the third grade.  They would bring in our parents as tutors to help with difficult subjects like math, which is a testament to just how underfunded the California school system has always been.  Michael Weber's mother was tutoring me and one of my classmates in multiplication.  I did not care for the speed at which the lesson was progressing. 

I threw out a line from the most classic of movies, 'Back to the Future', when I simply stated "Let's see if these bastards can do 90!"  Michael Weber's mom was not impressed.

Its sad when the peak of your comedic career comes in the third grade, but I've never let that hinder me.  I still plug away at my boring day job while I dream of a day that I can tell the Michael Weber's moms of the world to suck it for not appreciating my sense of humor.

 

17 Comments

  1. 1
    KJN KJN
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 10:17 am

    Holy crap! I didn’t even know you guys did this and I’ve made it twice! I think I started coming on here around January, so I missed last year’s. It’s fun to read comments that I would’ve missed cause I don’t watch that particular show and to re-read the hilarity from ones I remember. It’s even more fun to make the list! Yay!

  2. 2
    Clair Clair
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 12:46 pm

    Apparently I was only funny/interesting twice in 2012… and only in May. I’ll try to do better in 2013.

  3. 3
    georgiababe
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    Twice in one recap, a new record! One of my New Year’s resolutions is to be funny AT ALL TIMES this year.

  4. 4
    April
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    aww I got one! haha

  5. 5
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 5:34 pm

    I love how my comment about commentgasm wound up in commentgasm. How meta.

    Yay!!! I look forward to this every year. Now, just 11.9 months until the next one!!

  6. 6
    Faye
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 6:47 pm

    I got 2 and a picture!?? My life has meaning. Number 12 on my bucket list (yeah its pretty high on the list dont judge me!) is to make the list at least once a month in any given year.

    Hint – this is my entry for January

  7. 7
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 7:42 pm

    Thanks to all the people that put me in the commentgasm for so many of the months.

    I was so sure I dreamed it I had to go back over it a couple of times. But just in case I updated my list of accomplishments to say “Frequent maker of noted comments seen world wide.”

    (I got the world wide part from the Watch What Crappens episode where @Flipit got asked to be a guest on the Cake Rape Sarah Show)

  8. 8
    lestermaddox
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 8:55 pm

    These are great – but apparently I don’t watch nearly enough trashy tv as I was only funny once this year.

    Congrats to all who made the list(s)! Here’s to an even funnier 2013!

  9. 9
    brzysmom12
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 11:34 pm

    A big O for 12 ?!? I guess all my really funny, snarky, hilarious comments I forgot to post. Happy New Year everyone!

  10. 10
    jerseyj
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 6:04 am

    Wow, December was good to me! I got engaged AND I got a picture of the Zack Attack in commentgasm! :) Also, apparently I was twice as funny this year as I was last year…twice as many of my comments made it. Let’s hope this trend continues in 2013…although with wedding planning I don’t know if I’ll have as much time to watch crappy TV and be snarky :p

  11. 11
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 6:18 am

    Congrats Jersey!!!

  12. 12
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 7:18 am

    Congrats jerseyj! That’s awesome!

  13. 13
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 8:24 am

    Merry Engagement jerseyj!

  14. 14
    jerseyj
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 8:50 am

    Thanks guys! :)

  15. 15
    labowner
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 9:38 am

    Three, three, three times I made it this month. Yeah for me and congrats to you Jersey.

  16. 16
    Pikey578
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 11:30 am

    My kids have always told me that I am not as funny as I think I am. Thanks a lot for making me realize that they are right! Only made the cut once this year. [sob] Will have to try harder in 2013… Congratulations on your engagement, Jerseyj!!

  17. 17
    Chris Velazquez
    Posted January 5, 2013 at 11:20 pm

    Wow, I only managed one in the whole year? I need to start commenting more. Or, you know, actually start watching some shit.

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