considerthis on “Teen Mom 2”: So you are telling me that Barb was banged twice in her life – WOW go Barb!
NotwithoutmyTV on “Teen Mom 2”: If Kailyn and Forrest Gump opened up a box of chocolates, Forrest would figure out how to read the flavor/filling recognition guide on the inside of the box cover first, and Kailyn would get stuck eating all the orange creams…
JimbobJones on “Top Chef Seattle”: Every time someone wins a car in this show, I crack up when Padma hands them the keys, because it always reminds me of the time Padma fastball-tossed the keys to Sleazabella. Nothing says “you disgust me” as much as keys tossed forty feet through the air.
Liz on “Catfish”: unless there is actual hope of someone being who they said they were, this is just kind of sad and boring. It’s like watching someone realize that Prince in Nigeria they lent money to isn’t real. It’s hard for me to feel very sad for them, because it’s ridiculous, and it’s hard for me to be like “wtf how did you not know” because I am pretty sure even small children are not this gullible, and I’m not surprised that the Prince isn’t the Prince.
Valleygirl on “Catfish”: And also, Jarrod? Seriously son? You go your whole life being friend zoned and then a girl like that starts talking to you??? Reality is your friend, let’s become acquainted to it.
Annie on “Catfish”: Since everyone pointed out what I have been feeling about the show (repetitive, dumb people, makeup horrors) I will just mention the following:
1. Melissa lived in a Tuff-Shed, apparantly located in a Tuff-Shed sales lot
Robin on “Survivor”: Just wondering, Is Christian sex and Missionary sex the same thing? Cuz if it is, I am not interested unless I am tired.
Labowner on “Sin City Rules”: My dad was a famous, powerful hit man and all we gave him was a cheap head stone.
Chicken Lips on “Toddlers and Tiaras”: It’s brats like Ava that make me want to get knocked up so that I’ll be a parent so they won’t be able to say, “Well, you don’t have kids” when I point out what a terrible parenting job they are doing and how their children are unholy beasts.