Commentgasm: Best in Comments 2012: December

Recaps

By RJ | Tuesday, January 1, 2013 | 7:00 am | 17 Comments
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Sam on “Toddlers and Tiaras”: WTH is Twitchy wearing in the glamour shot? A tennis dress? The picture should be on a Photoshop Fail page with that left arm.

Plath Addict on “RHOBH”: Kyle is such a freaking bitch. But, I have to say, the Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick is even worse. I really wish Bravo would stop trying to make that bitch happen

Gypsy on “RHOBH”: Ok why do we have to watch Vyle getting ready every episode like this is a My Little Pony commercial for kids? Seriously with you brushing your hair already?

ohralphie on “RHOBH”: Regarding the Morally Corrupt Faye – I haven’t seen such a pathetic audition since CoCo took off her shirt in Fame. She may as well have jumped up and down screeching “Pick Me Andy! Me!” Clearly subtly is not her strongsuit.

considerthis on “The Challenge”: If Jonna said it once she said it a million times “Win first place Zach, bring home the big money” I will be curious to see if Zach comes home and “takes care” of Jonna or if he goes the normal route and dosen’t share the $$ will Jonna has to sustain herself on humble pie until she can find the next victim to bone for bux.

Itchy on “Catfish”: I remember back when AOL was brand-new. What was surprising was that practically EVERYONE in the chat rooms back then was hot, youngish and female. Weird, huh?

Gracie Lou Freebush on “Toddlers and Tiaras”: Did Faithlyn’s parents abandon her in the jungle like Mowgli to be found and raised by Nikki?

Chicken Lips on “Toddlers and Tiaras”: So, one thing immediately popped into my mind when I first saw “Snausage” and I know I’m going to hell for this – but how does a three year old already have a mustache? Does a diet of nothing but sugar, butter and bacon promote early hair growth?

Georgiababe on “A Charlie Brown Christmas”: It’s a good thing that Charlie Brown was created when there were no cell phones and no internet. That poor kid would get bullied so bad online, I can just see it now: “Go kill yourself, you blockhead!” Yikes

zerocool on “Top Chef: Seattle”: All I could think was that poor intern who had to cover every thing with tin foil. How many hours wasted?

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I learned I was different in the third grade.  They would bring in our parents as tutors to help with difficult subjects like math, which is a testament to just how underfunded the California school system has always been.  Michael Weber's mother was tutoring me and one of my classmates in multiplication.  I did not care for the speed at which the lesson was progressing. 

I threw out a line from the most classic of movies, 'Back to the Future', when I simply stated "Let's see if these bastards can do 90!"  Michael Weber's mom was not impressed.

Its sad when the peak of your comedic career comes in the third grade, but I've never let that hinder me.  I still plug away at my boring day job while I dream of a day that I can tell the Michael Weber's moms of the world to suck it for not appreciating my sense of humor.

 

17 Comments

  1. 1
    KJN KJN
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 10:17 am

    Holy crap! I didn’t even know you guys did this and I’ve made it twice! I think I started coming on here around January, so I missed last year’s. It’s fun to read comments that I would’ve missed cause I don’t watch that particular show and to re-read the hilarity from ones I remember. It’s even more fun to make the list! Yay!

  2. 2
    Clair Clair
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 12:46 pm

    Apparently I was only funny/interesting twice in 2012… and only in May. I’ll try to do better in 2013.

  3. 3
    georgiababe
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    Twice in one recap, a new record! One of my New Year’s resolutions is to be funny AT ALL TIMES this year.

  4. 4
    April
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    aww I got one! haha

  5. 5
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 5:34 pm

    I love how my comment about commentgasm wound up in commentgasm. How meta.

    Yay!!! I look forward to this every year. Now, just 11.9 months until the next one!!

  6. 6
    Faye
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 6:47 pm

    I got 2 and a picture!?? My life has meaning. Number 12 on my bucket list (yeah its pretty high on the list dont judge me!) is to make the list at least once a month in any given year.

    Hint – this is my entry for January

  7. 7
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 7:42 pm

    Thanks to all the people that put me in the commentgasm for so many of the months.

    I was so sure I dreamed it I had to go back over it a couple of times. But just in case I updated my list of accomplishments to say “Frequent maker of noted comments seen world wide.”

    (I got the world wide part from the Watch What Crappens episode where @Flipit got asked to be a guest on the Cake Rape Sarah Show)

  8. 8
    lestermaddox
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 8:55 pm

    These are great – but apparently I don’t watch nearly enough trashy tv as I was only funny once this year.

    Congrats to all who made the list(s)! Here’s to an even funnier 2013!

  9. 9
    brzysmom12
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 11:34 pm

    A big O for 12 ?!? I guess all my really funny, snarky, hilarious comments I forgot to post. Happy New Year everyone!

  10. 10
    jerseyj
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 6:04 am

    Wow, December was good to me! I got engaged AND I got a picture of the Zack Attack in commentgasm! :) Also, apparently I was twice as funny this year as I was last year…twice as many of my comments made it. Let’s hope this trend continues in 2013…although with wedding planning I don’t know if I’ll have as much time to watch crappy TV and be snarky :p

  11. 11
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 6:18 am

    Congrats Jersey!!!

  12. 12
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 7:18 am

    Congrats jerseyj! That’s awesome!

  13. 13
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 8:24 am

    Merry Engagement jerseyj!

  14. 14
    jerseyj
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 8:50 am

    Thanks guys! :)

  15. 15
    labowner
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 9:38 am

    Three, three, three times I made it this month. Yeah for me and congrats to you Jersey.

  16. 16
    Pikey578
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 11:30 am

    My kids have always told me that I am not as funny as I think I am. Thanks a lot for making me realize that they are right! Only made the cut once this year. [sob] Will have to try harder in 2013… Congratulations on your engagement, Jerseyj!!

  17. 17
    Chris Velazquez
    Posted January 5, 2013 at 11:20 pm

    Wow, I only managed one in the whole year? I need to start commenting more. Or, you know, actually start watching some shit.

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