I hope the intern who had to cover everything in foil at least gets to motorboat Padma as a consolation prize
sheesh on “Commentgasm: May 2012”: I’m trying to remember if I was posting these at work or at home.
I’m praying I was at home because I would have to wonder if I am secretly drinking at work.
sarcasatire on “Commentgasm: May 2012”: I tell ya, nothing is more gratifying than a commentgasm mention. I smile, I cheer, I swell up with pride. I’d take a bow to an empty room but this chair is sooooooooo comfortable
Hops on “Amish Mafia”: Who keeps a desk in a barn? Can’t Levi find a nice house or some place less dusty to run his empire? Nothing says kingpin like “Let’s go in the barn and talk business.” It makes me think of playing pretend as kids.
kthxbai on “RHOM”: This show’s going to win the Guinness world record for being the 1st time nobody’s said they can’t wait for the reunion in Real Housewives history.
georgiababe on “Toddlers and Tiaras”: Roald Dahl was a psychic genius. Seriously. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was written in 1964, but the kids of the world (well, North America mostly) have turned into the brats in that book. Augustus Gloop, the obese glutton, Mike Teavee, the kid who watches way too much television, Violet Beauregard, hyper-competitive and greedy and Veruca Salt, the snot-nosed spoiled brat. Snausage is Augustus and Mike, Faithlyn is Violet and Veruca. Too bad the pageant director didn’t have a garbage chute to chuck Faithlyn and Cooch in. It was a very effective way of dealing with her in the book.
Faye on “Toddlers and Tiaras”: Someone should tell Snausages mother that if your circumference exceeds your height that fat is an acceptable adjective.
vallegirl on “Top Chef: Seattle”: I think we ought to start using the Sheldon-buzz-harshing meter to gauge just how annoying Blowsie is. Because if you’re so loud, obnoxious and up-your-own ass that Sheldon’s sitting there hating his life at that moment, you are, quite possibly, the loudest, most obnoxious and most up your own ass person, ever.
Faye on “Toddlers and Tiaras”: I wonder if FAFF’lyn met Nikki in a hotel lobby masterbating with a magazine? She signed her name on the dotted line, the lights went out and Nikki showed her how to grind? We all know she’ll show ya no mercy but she’ll sho-nuff, sho-nuff show ya how to grind..