thisbuggs4u on Toddlers & Tiaras: you will spring for tips on your 7 yr old, but you let the eyebrows go?
fancyface on Toddlers & Tiaras: Stop calling Vivian a freaking ‘hook-ker’ (in my krazy kelli bensimon voice) SHE WASN’T A HOOKER! She was a PROSTITUTE…big difference people!! Prostitutes are Klassier than hookers & Vivvy wasn’t a hooker cuz she wouldn’t kiss her John’s on the lips! THAT’S KLASS Ladies so that equals Prostitute not hooker so get it straight. LEAVE PAISLEY/VIVIAN ALONE!
icegirl on Toddlers & Tiaras: Ok I just saw an article about Eden Wood written in a major Turkish Newspaper. It was basically talking about her a being 7 year-old that looks like a living Barbie and how successful she is. Is this little whippersnapper that famous that Turkish newspapers find her worth writing about? I thought Turkish media had some class!
itchy on Survivor: When I’m in need of a reality check, I watch vintage porn movies from the 70s and 80s. Pubic hair! Saggy tits! Hairy balls! Crooked yellow teeth!
BellicoseBaby on Survivor: Often all on the same person.
LAC on RHOC: Hey, OC restaurant community! When a certain twitchy woman comes in, have the food at the table the minute she sits down! She is working! As a matter of fact, create the “Vicki express menu” – quick entrees that are served with “the insurance business is a busy one! Glad you have time to eat!” comment by the waiter.
kthxbai on RHOC: At least this season we got to see Alexis learn an important life lesson: If you don’t like it when it’s a piece of liver on a plastic plate from Walmart you’re not going to like it any better when it’s pâté de foie gras sitting in a Limoges dish.
Jimbob Jones on The Amazing Race: I’m starting to think that Girl Guns are Federal Agents the same way I was a Fireman when I was 5 — I had a shiny paper badge and a plastic hat, so I was a fireman.
Lady Stardust on 16 and Pregnant: So…Lindsey doesn’t even have her own bed, yet she always has fake nails, a smart phone, and is eating out? I think I’d skip my nail appointment one month and at least buy an airbed or something.
itchy on The Voice: Cheesa ought to change her name to Che$ha. See? Doesn’t that look more star-like already?
Hey Mayo Clinic – this gal has a goiter on her shoulder!
notwithoutmytv on Toddlers & Tiaras: This is how it starts: child pageants. Before long, the contestants are given cute little pretend weapons and skimpier costumes. Greater media coverage follows. Then, somehow, without anyone knowing exactly when or how: blammo! Hunger Games: the TV Show(tm).
notwithoutmytv on Drag Race: My first thought was: “How did that water buffalo escape the zoo without anyone noticing? And how did it purchase clothing?”
ash1 on 16 and Pregnant: I think he was the victim of cousin humpin’.