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Thursday, December 20, 2012
7:00 am
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Tagged: best of 2012, Commentgasm, comments, funny asses, pennydreadful, TV, tvgasm
maryedith on Dance Moms Miami: And I feel guilty whenever Bob comes on the screen because I kind of despise her and I know I should feel sorry for her. But then I think, “No! She CHOSE that haircut, dammit! I’m going to despise her!”
LAC on RHOC: Did anyone else sit through this episode praying for Jason from Friday the 13th to show up? Just me?
SuburBint on Eden’s World: Silly SSC. Of course you have pageants. They are like meth — you’ll find it in every community but a lot of people still aren’t willing to admit that it’s there.
Mimi Marquez on Bad Girls Club: Piggy is not cool enough to be bipolar.
Lindsay Lohan is my role model.
Gilty Plezzur on Toddlers & Tiaras: I don’t think “Calamari” even has the brain cells of a squid.
Closet Fan on Toddlers & Tiaras: I ate a ton of pasta, veggies with feta cheese when I was pregnant. Ahh regret. Why didn’t I think of naming my son Artichoke when I had the chance?
Gilty Plezzur on Toddlers & Tiaras: I forgot to mention Chadisty or whatever the Hell it was in my already lengthy comment. What the Hell kind of name is Chadisty? Ma must have had a severe case of dyslexia. Ma should have been wearing a Chadisty belt in the first place. People like that shouldn’t multiply. I guess if the lady ever decides to have a sex change, she can call herself Chadz.
nelliebelle1197 on Toddlers & Tiaras: I was so repelled yet entranced by the horrors of the turtle farmer set loose in the city that I didn’t pay much attention to the Squid Kid.
LAC on RHOA: Kim: Ok, you found love in a hopeless place. Please stop acting like the previous three seasons were a “Dallas” dream and none of it happened. You were some rich guy’s mistress, you got some poor dumb kid to marry your lazy ass. You are not a debutante and if you keep running through his money like the greedy heiffa you are, those duck lips are going to have to get back in service before too long.
SuburBint on Pauly D Project: And yes, Pauly D does freak when girls try to touch his hair, although considering the industrial strength shellac that he uses on it, I don’t see how it could possibly get messed up. Maybe he’s had girls get stuck to it for days at a time before and since he’s all about the one night stands, that’s way too much intimacy for him to risk facing again?
Liz W on Eden’s World: ‘Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? – The Prequel’. Micki’s gonna find herself being held prisoner in her bedroom in another 30 years. Just Saying.
crankyguy on Survivor: It’s the most boring season because there is no surviving. They might as well move the show to a CBS backlot and cast Boy Scouts.
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Oh Penny, I just laughed my ass off! Started off with my lovely comment that made the cut, and then it just went from there! Oh, and thank you so much for including that glorious comment from one Jennifer Lopez, aka Calamari’s mom!! You have made my day!! I am trying to remember where my comment came from, and I don’t think that it was the particular T&T episode that you used…
Again, you made my day!!
I sent a text to my daughter
“I made the commentgasm 2 out of 4 months so far! I hope you are having a great birthday! This snow sux…right?”
She sent me back a text
“Good Job Mommie! thanx!”
30 seconds later
“commentgasm???WTF???????”
Love her!
My mom would never make this list because from what I’ve witnessed on Facebook, her comments would go something like this:
“LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this recap! So precious! They couldn’t have picked a better candidate to write this!” ON. EVERYTHING.
If it even needs saying, I have hidden her from my newsfeed.
Judgy, oh no you didn’t? You hid your mom from your news feed? That is it, straight to hell!! LOL just kidding!!! My mom never posts so I don’t have that option. If she does, it is to comment on a picture or something I have said…then again, my mom can barely type so there is that…
Sheesh, you crack me up… I was telling MR Z about the comments and some of the moms last night. I had to change when the DVR would record T&T cause there were 3 shows that we wanted to watch all at the same time. Needless to say, he saw what I was going to record and shook his head. He then went on to tell me that I am never ever allowed to put our child in a pageant. EVER! Then I told him about Beth and Gabby, how crazy Lori and Alaska are, and the best of the best. Peyton and her off roading little red wagon!! Even without the clip, we laughed our asses off!
i’m autism — are you?
I keep it clean on facebook… “OMG…How cuuutteeee!” when I really want to say “Your child’s head is shaped like a lemondrop. You should look into that.”
That’s why I come here…
I love it when the forth wall comes down. I still can’t believe people don’t understand the Streisand Effect.
How can you not love a place that pats you on the back for being rude, snarky, judgmental etc
I figured I’d go to hell if I unfriended her, so I decided the passive-aggressive route would be best.
I find myself debating whether or not to post things due to my mom’s responses. Not because what I post is inappropriate (….most of the time), but because I know it’ll annoy me.
Sheesh, are you calling my baby a Stewie look alike? LOL
@ellemenop- I 3 and perfect and do not want a dog in my face. Who would?
Yeah on FB I keep it clean also… I do have some very conservative friends, plus some of my older family members on are there. Although, yes they do know I drop Fbombs and stuff. Still I keep it clean. Sheesh and SnowShoe know that I post many pictures of my fur babies….
But yes, I come here to “be myself” and by “myself” I mean, that unedumacated, welfare using, ugly, fat, child creeper, that those CrayCray T&T moms think that I am!
Most people don’t get my sarcasm and think that I am being mean. But the fact that you ladies (and gents) get me, well that is all the matters!!
@Buggy, yes we do know that, outside of the ‘Gasm you do have class.
No, wait…
I mean…
*sigh*
@snowshoecat, you make me giggle!
Klass? What, what is that? Or should I say Klase, klasse? wait. oh frick never mind!
Oh Jennifer Lopez. What a sad, misguided attempt to prove that she’s not an idiot. As someone famous once supposedly said: “Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.”
The TNT recaps are my favourite! The snark never stops coming and my fellow commenters are always hilarious, I love it.
(swirling through in a cloud of rose scented farts) Another month and more me! YAY!! Oh, wait… bitchy comments are not good? NAHHHH…. YAY!!!
Seriously, J-Lo…wow. What a loony tune.
I almost spit up water with this month. I forgot how cray cray” Toddlers and Terrorist Moms” was this season.
So, to a pageant mom with multiple master’s degrees (Was it more than one? I forget.) it’s beneath her dignity to drive a Camry, but perfectly acceptable to name her child after fried squid. I have always thought that there are some people on whom a higher education should not be wasted.
Thanks PennyD! You deserve a 7 layer Little Debbie casserole with extra Star Crunch crust!
Not only did I make the list, but I love me some J-Slow and Squidward!
Je-SUS!!! I’m so sad I didn’t read the Jennifer Lopez comment in April, but I’m so happy it’s in my life now.
I made it! I made it!
What was Sally Field’s speech? – You like me – you really, really like me!
And @LAC – you gotta whole lotta rose scented farts a comin’. You and Itchy.
“CynTV on Tough Love N.O.: And the makeup – my God, woman, you call yourself a makeup artist? Who taught you, a plasterer?”
HAHAHA!
Oh, and it’s true, I’m autism with a side of trailor ass.
Dang Jennifer Lopez was fun….
@crabby – I am consistently a-fuckin-mazed at the women who call themselves makeup artists and look like clown-hookers. I wouldn’t let them near me.