CynTV on Tough Love N.O.: And the makeup – my God, woman, you call yourself a makeup artist? Who taught you, a plasterer?
BrattyMcPants on RHOC: Brooks doesn’t scream serial killer….he whispers it in my ear.
Bluedog on Toddlers & Tiaras: I agree. Some of those southern accents are hard to understand. Unlike the always understandable Aussie accent.
StageMom on Toddlers & Tiaras: Beauty pageant scoring is what you get if you cross a room full of monkeys banging on typewriters with a room full of drunken actuaries.
Pat Ledoux on Eden’s World: Me thinks Mickie spends lots of time on a barstool singing cutie patootie, blah.
crankyguy on Eden’s World: Then you missed Mickie whoopin’ and hollerin’ and gyrating in her chair during Eden’s audition for a producer, screeching “That’s my babeeee! That’s my babeeee! Whooooohooooo!!!!” Klass with a capital K, that one.
Chicken Lips on Toddlers & Tiaras: OK, anyone else not buying that “She’s named after calamari because that’s what I ate when I was pregnant”, BS? People don’t do that. If they did, my name would be Tuna and my brother would be Jalapeno.
snowshoecat on Toddlers & Tiaras: Chicken, I do believe it. I do. Want to see pictures of my kids, strawberry and sashimi?
StageMom on Toddlers & Tiaras: Since when do we use France as our moral compass?
BedHeadJen on Toddlers & Tiaras: I am willing to do what it takes to work my way up to announcer as well. #21 we have Delusiona Muffeletta. She has long brown hair and her eyes are ice blue on the left, and chocolate brown on the right. When she grows up, she wants to be Miss Universe or a husky puppy. Her favorite things are candy necklaces, watching Cinemax, and smoking her grammy’s cigarette butts. That is your contestant #21, Delusiona Muffaletta.
snowshoecat on Toddlers & Tiaras: *ahem* #47 Tahbeetha Katz: she has hair and eyes, and enjoys candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach. Her favorite foods are frozen pizza rolls. Frozen.
Way more talent than its namesake.
Jennifer Lopez on Toddlers & Tiaras: Dear Crabby, you are a loser and for the rest of you get life’s. Im thinking you Internet geeks where bullied and made fun of so all you can do is come on here and make fun and bully kids. It’s so funny your all bad asses behind your computer screen but cowards to someone face. Anyone who knows me it’s not pretty when you trash talk my baby. Dear Crabby I’m also thinking your ass is a s broad as a Tralior and you lack a life so you get pleasure out of bullying kids. For all you calling Camarie autism you are stupid or autism yourself. She talks perfect and acts perfect and showed that on tv. She deserved ultimate. As for our dogs we feed them constantly and that’s how they are built. Camarie pushed the dog out of her face because no one wants a dog in there face. So she had every right to do that. She acted like a typical 3 year old acts and is perfect. I would never own a camry as I don’t do cheap cars. So fuck off.