Commentgasm: Best in Comments: August 2012

***How was Christmas? Are you full? Sit back, relax, and laugh your ass off at your own comments. Here’s Vallegirl with August! 

NotwithoutmyTV on “Miss Advised”: So in short, Amy has attended the Tiny Manzo School of Advice for the Distance Learner?

WaffleBoy on “Tonight’s Top 10 Shows”: Why in the world does a bull rider need a gun? I have no idea, but this has the potential to be my new favorite sport!

Sunshine on “Teen Mom”:Maybe April could have surgery and give some of her forehead to Theresa Guidice.

There, all better.

Sarcasatire on “Hell’s Kitchen”: I don’t think Zorro is Black. I think Zorro is a myopic Native American with a bum leg, wonky eye, and severe lisp. In other words, girl knows discrimination!

Sheesh on “RHONJ”: I like both white trash and white rash weddings. As long as the likher is free, I’m so there.

VunterSlaush on “Hell’s Kitchen”: If you combine the bunnyface with the frogface, it looks like someone receiving a teabag…. =:3 8()

Timgunnssister on “Hell’s Kitchen”: So, what’s up with all the frog haters? In my part of the South, frogs are like fratboys. Yes, they stay up all night making too much noise and leave the results of their debauchery in the bottom of our pool but, they also have a stellar redeeming quality – they eat mosquitoes. I’m certain fratboys also have redeeming qualities, I just can’t think of any right now. So, we wear earplugs to bed and net all the thousands of eggs out of the pool each morning whilst rousting out the few exhausted frogs still hanging out poolside safe in the knowledge that our chances of getting West Nile are just that much less than those who chase the froggies away.  Does this sound like the French? Is that why they are called frogs?

Sagittariuskim on “Toddlers & Tiaras”: Another reason for me to hate Modern Art all the time spent analyzing it made me miss T&T.

Cherie on “Jon Gosselin Claims He Can’t Pay The Rent”: he continues to age like the Crypt Keeper fucked Humpty Dumpty. Fat ass low life dead beat sperm donating hideous pot bellied fucktard. I’d tell you how I really feel but I’m in a good mood and don’t want to ruin it with the thought of that rat bastard pond scum “I dots too manies kids and I skeerd. I needs my mommies so I can suckle her teat and feel safe again.”

I think I’m offended except I got lost halfway through the first sentence.

Considerthis on “Teen Mom”: I wonder if Butch ever snorted coke off April’s forehead as it is larger and flater than your average coffee table??

Alice on “Jenna Jameson Wants Romney”: yeah…shes planning on giving romney the deepest vote he’ll ever get…shes serious..shes not a fraid to get her knees dirty…this voter going down…………….and she’ll show romney her on personal basement where romney can park one of his cars…ann will be sooooo jealous!!!!