Commentgasm: Best in Comments: August 2012

Recaps

By vallegirl | Wednesday, December 26, 2012 | 7:00 am | 11 Comments
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Snowshoecat on “Toddlers & Tiaras”: Wow Harriet @32, I thought Mickie Wood WAS the (very, very) poor man’s Mickie Wood.

Cattyfan on “Project Runway”: Project Runway…where you can hear words like “elegantness” and “lacksidaisical.” The English language weeps.

Ellemenop on “Toddlers & Tiaras”: she really came to take a side trip to newark to see what her future street corners would look like.

BellicoseBaby on “Jersey Shore’s Sixth Season Has An Airdate, And Snooki & JWoww Are Coming Back”: They’re like Lavergne and Shirley. If Lavergne and Shirley were conceived during an extended Rave to coke addicted mothers who abandoned them to be raised by longshoremen. Schlimazel!

WaffleBoy on “Top Chef Masters”: Aside from that Art Smith has always struck me as a name dropping asshole of almost biblical proportions. And I’ve got no use for any former fattie who makes people run to his damn wedding. Are he and Paula Deen the same person? Has anyone seen them both in the same room together before?

Labowner on “Why Sharon Osbourne Is Leaving AGT”: Sarcastire who would come out on top? Pirates, Ninjas or Zombies?

You make the call!

Jane and Blanche on “Must Watch: Another Honey Boo Boo Trailer”: Christ on the cross!!! Inbreeding finally Pays off!!

Sarcasatire on “Project Runway”: Elena fled the Ukraine after she won The Hunger Games.

Classy Drunk on “RHONY”: Harry must be powerball lottery winner rich…..and hung like a horse and everyone on the island knows.

Juddfan on “Bachelor Pad”: Blakely finished her stinging comment with “in retrospect” I will sting you in retrospect . . . is retrospect a new word for ass?

Gypsy on “Tonight’s Top 10 Shows”: I think I gotta pass the RW in favor of Honey Boo Boo and I will drink moonshine and hang my head in shame at this admission.

Robinez on “NBC Responds To Sharon’s Claims”: And I have JAZZ HANDS BECAUSE TVGASM SAYS IT IS SO

Sarcasatire on “Rob K Claimed Law School, But Law School Is Not Claiming Him”: Maybe they thought you were hippies sending her to raid vegetable gardens.

Mister Dangerous on “Big Brother”: Mike Boogie shouldn’t wear shorts and knee high socks. He looks like he’s been hanging out at the senior center.

Timgunnssister on “Top Chef Masters”: Didn’t Lincoln free the gays? Or am I confused?

SuburBint on “Rob K Claimed Law School, But Law School Is Not Claiming Him”: Sorry, I thought I was catching my evening connection from Non Sequetonia to the Crazytrain Depot via Rabbit Trail Junction. Looks like I might have been a day premature, though.

Robin on “Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air Is Huge In Guantánamo”: I guess they gave up on waterboarding and have implemented a new torture device.

I did not Photoshop this.

WaffleBoy on “Big Brother”: Does Garry Trudeau know that Wil is walking around with Mike Doonesberry’s nose?

Enrique’s Mole on “Project Runway”: Now, are they “Vampire Bangs” or “Squiggy Bangs”? I say, Squiggy.

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Vallegirl has never actually lived in a valley, has a lot of time on her hands and likes to yell at kids about how things were in her day.  Currently in LA, she's also spent a lot of time in the great states of  New York and Florida so she's not crazy, it's just a cultural thing.

11 Comments

  1. 1
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 7:29 am

    @VGirl, I haven’t even read anything yet, but I’m just so excited that you are ‘capping this one.

    Ah, August. It’s like my birthday all over again.

  2. 2
    featherhead
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 8:09 am

    Cockblock! T&T good times….. Boy, was she mad at me…..

  3. 3
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 9:21 am

    Oh my, these were spectacular.

    I would love to honor everyone, especially Sarcastaire ( who was on FIRE!), with all the garnets and smokey topaz I have to bestow.

    WELL DONE!

  4. 4
    labowner
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 10:03 am

    Sparkly rainbows to all. I even got a picture with one of my comments.

    Thanks for the laughs.

  5. 5
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    @Featherhead, how appropriate for you to be my wingperson. Ya had my back!

    And @Gypsy, I agree about SarClassy. Smokey Topaz and saris too.

  6. 6
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    Awesome!! Thanks, Vallegirl! And Gypsy and snowshoecat, too! :)

  7. 7
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 4:53 pm

    Thanks, vallegirl!! Gee – all my comments were about naked men…

    (Please do not see my comment in July’s Commentgasm. It’s about a naked man, too.)

  8. 8
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 8:00 pm

    I have to ask, @sarcasatire, but what the hell is “derp face?”

  9. 9
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted December 27, 2012 at 9:06 am

    @Derek, if you want to understand derp face, just take a good, long look at Eli Manning. Then, after you stop saying “Bless his heart,” you’ll understand what derp face is.

  10. 10
    Val Detinha
    Posted December 27, 2012 at 9:18 am

    YAY! Like a shining comet I made a brief appearance!
    Thanks, Vallegirl!

  11. 11
    lissagettinghammered
    Posted December 27, 2012 at 10:29 am

    Aw man! I thought I made this month’s list with my Ryan Lochte comment.
    Always next month, though.

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