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Snowshoecat on “Toddlers & Tiaras”: Wow Harriet @32, I thought Mickie Wood WAS the (very, very) poor man’s Mickie Wood.
Cattyfan on “Project Runway”: Project Runway…where you can hear words like “elegantness” and “lacksidaisical.” The English language weeps.
Ellemenop on “Toddlers & Tiaras”: she really came to take a side trip to newark to see what her future street corners would look like.
BellicoseBaby on “Jersey Shore’s Sixth Season Has An Airdate, And Snooki & JWoww Are Coming Back”: They’re like Lavergne and Shirley. If Lavergne and Shirley were conceived during an extended Rave to coke addicted mothers who abandoned them to be raised by longshoremen. Schlimazel!
WaffleBoy on “Top Chef Masters”: Aside from that Art Smith has always struck me as a name dropping asshole of almost biblical proportions. And I’ve got no use for any former fattie who makes people run to his damn wedding. Are he and Paula Deen the same person? Has anyone seen them both in the same room together before?
Labowner on “Why Sharon Osbourne Is Leaving AGT”: Sarcastire who would come out on top? Pirates, Ninjas or Zombies?
Jane and Blanche on “Must Watch: Another Honey Boo Boo Trailer”: Christ on the cross!!! Inbreeding finally Pays off!!
Sarcasatire on “Project Runway”: Elena fled the Ukraine after she won The Hunger Games.
Classy Drunk on “RHONY”: Harry must be powerball lottery winner rich…..and hung like a horse and everyone on the island knows.
Juddfan on “Bachelor Pad”: Blakely finished her stinging comment with “in retrospect” I will sting you in retrospect . . . is retrospect a new word for ass?
Gypsy on “Tonight’s Top 10 Shows”: I think I gotta pass the RW in favor of Honey Boo Boo and I will drink moonshine and hang my head in shame at this admission.
Robinez on “NBC Responds To Sharon’s Claims”: And I have JAZZ HANDS BECAUSE TVGASM SAYS IT IS SO
Sarcasatire on “Rob K Claimed Law School, But Law School Is Not Claiming Him”: Maybe they thought you were hippies sending her to raid vegetable gardens.
Mister Dangerous on “Big Brother”: Mike Boogie shouldn’t wear shorts and knee high socks. He looks like he’s been hanging out at the senior center.
Timgunnssister on “Top Chef Masters”: Didn’t Lincoln free the gays? Or am I confused?
SuburBint on “Rob K Claimed Law School, But Law School Is Not Claiming Him”: Sorry, I thought I was catching my evening connection from Non Sequetonia to the Crazytrain Depot via Rabbit Trail Junction. Looks like I might have been a day premature, though.
Robin on “Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air Is Huge In Guantánamo”: I guess they gave up on waterboarding and have implemented a new torture device.
WaffleBoy on “Big Brother”: Does Garry Trudeau know that Wil is walking around with Mike Doonesberry’s nose?
Enrique’s Mole on “Project Runway”: Now, are they “Vampire Bangs” or “Squiggy Bangs”? I say, Squiggy.