Enrique’s Mole on “Honey Boo Boo Brought In Big Numbers”: They should probably save some of the money for dentures, though.
Bluedog on “MorninTime”: That fairy got what he/she deserved. I had a tooth out recently and that f**** fairy left me f****** all.
Featherhead on “Toddlers & Tiaras”: Cockblock, cockblock, cockblock. Snowshoecat didn’t say it, I did. And if you don’t like it – don’t read it. It’s no feather off my head…..
Mister Dangerous on “Big Brother”: I liked the episode because Joe took his shirt off. I’m not sure I like his nipples though.
Anniedawg25 on “The Olympics Closing Ceremonies…YIKES!”: Yes indeed, what the eff was that? The Rio introduction was like an acid trip. I was almost expecting a segment dedicated to the brazillian wax. Even Pele was like “wtf”? I also liked Rio / brazil’s contribution to their local culture was basically a Brazilian supermodel shuffling around. Like the organizers were like “hey let’s cut to the chase here: carnival, models: BOOM! Rio 2016″
Candi on “The Olympics Closing Ceremonies…YIKES!”: Jessie J. who? I was hoping for Eric Clapton. He’s not dead is he?
Chicken Lips on “Mob Wives Chicago”:So let me get this straight…stopping stripping in a club where people can stick cash money in your undies to start stripping and posing for a camera where no one sticks cash money in your undies is a move up the career ladder? Hmm…seems backwards because don’t you see stories all the time about the “fresh young face” with the “modeling contract” that ends up stripping? So who has been lying to me all this time – Hollywood or Mob Wives Chicago?
Stephanie B on “Dallas”: The best part was that the “cliff hanger” was literally, Cliff in an (airplane) hanger.
Gypsy on “Chad Ochocinco’s New Show: Canceled”: Classy that statement WASN’T NOT FUNNY!
Miss Molly on “Big Brother”: I am not sure which I find the most disturbing: Joe’s pointy tits, Shane deformed ear or Danielle’s existence.
AshleyS on “Toddlers & Tiaras”: I just realized how freakin’ creepy the idea of a three month old with a full set of teeth is.
Classy drunk on “Evelyn Speaks Out For The First Time”: Why doesn’t Joseline have subtitles? But they will subtitle Scrappy when all he says is “ya feel me”
Gypsy on “Dear TvGasm: Real Housewives”: You’ve got me. It’s Kim, from the Mickey Mouse club. I’m a Marlin Fisher and an equestrienne and a DRUNK! LAC- despite being all of those amazing things, I cannot get Kyle to stop leaving her Snail Trail all over Beverly Hills dahling! Chi chi chi! COCK!
Sarcasatire on “Big Brother”: Diary Room Dan has a serious case of derp face.
SuburBint on “Bachelor Pad”: Mauve. Mauve is the most pathetic color.
Crankyguy on “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”: you made me curious enough to search for “vaginal prolapse” in Google Image. It changed my life, and not in a good way. Well, at least I won’t be quite so grossed out by outie belly buttons now.