Commentgasm: Best in Comments: August 2012

Recaps

By vallegirl | Wednesday, December 26, 2012 | 7:00 am | 11 Comments
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Labowner on “RHONJ”: Why did they just spend a week in a very arid part of the country and not have one bottle of BLK water in sight?

NotwithoutmyTV on “RHONY”:The Cuntess should never speak French again. That language never did anything to her to deserve such treatment.

I beg to differ.

Sheesh on “Tonight’s Top 10 Shows”: I’m blonde…Norwegian…I wear the hell out of orange…And I’m ROCKIN ONE LEG! Jelly

Gypsy on “Tonight’s Top 10 Shows”: KM, I know exactly what you mean! One question why was the Taliban at the swim meet where you’re daughter’s coach was harassing her? Seems that might be one for Homeland Security, no?

mirabelle gingerbread on “Rosie O’Donnell Has Been Married For Three Months”: a tampon warmer is actually a really good idea … it could lubricate them, too!

Sheesh on “RHONJ”: Joe Guidice. Marry, he’ll be away in prison for most of the marriage because I would testify to send him there. Joe Gorga. Fuck, it would have to be a three way with Tom Hardy. I’d let Joe watch. Richie Wakile. Kill kill kill KILL!

Moli on “Toddlers & Tiaras”: Olivianna…really?

Sharon on “Hotel Hell”: I’m sorry, I stopped reading at “Gordon Ramsey’s ass”…………

Itchy on “Abby And Brittany Air Tonight!!!!”: The way I see it: two heads but only one set of boobies = a raw deal.

Snowshoecat on “Tonight’s Top 10 Shows”: I dunno. I get the feeling that the Discovery Channel is what you have after you’ve watched the Learning Channel too much.

wcsdancer on “Abby And Brittany Air Tonight!!!!”: Someone has to say it -when they’re driving, do they get to use the carpool lane?

Pageant-grandma on “Toddlers & Tiaras”: “cimported”= “competes”.

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Vallegirl has never actually lived in a valley, has a lot of time on her hands and likes to yell at kids about how things were in her day.  Currently in LA, she's also spent a lot of time in the great states of  New York and Florida so she's not crazy, it's just a cultural thing.

11 Comments

  1. 1
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 7:29 am

    @VGirl, I haven’t even read anything yet, but I’m just so excited that you are ‘capping this one.

    Ah, August. It’s like my birthday all over again.

  2. 2
    featherhead
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 8:09 am

    Cockblock! T&T good times….. Boy, was she mad at me…..

  3. 3
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 9:21 am

    Oh my, these were spectacular.

    I would love to honor everyone, especially Sarcastaire ( who was on FIRE!), with all the garnets and smokey topaz I have to bestow.

    WELL DONE!

  4. 4
    labowner
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 10:03 am

    Sparkly rainbows to all. I even got a picture with one of my comments.

    Thanks for the laughs.

  5. 5
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    @Featherhead, how appropriate for you to be my wingperson. Ya had my back!

    And @Gypsy, I agree about SarClassy. Smokey Topaz and saris too.

  6. 6
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    Awesome!! Thanks, Vallegirl! And Gypsy and snowshoecat, too! :)

  7. 7
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 4:53 pm

    Thanks, vallegirl!! Gee – all my comments were about naked men…

    (Please do not see my comment in July’s Commentgasm. It’s about a naked man, too.)

  8. 8
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 8:00 pm

    I have to ask, @sarcasatire, but what the hell is “derp face?”

  9. 9
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted December 27, 2012 at 9:06 am

    @Derek, if you want to understand derp face, just take a good, long look at Eli Manning. Then, after you stop saying “Bless his heart,” you’ll understand what derp face is.

  10. 10
    Val Detinha
    Posted December 27, 2012 at 9:18 am

    YAY! Like a shining comet I made a brief appearance!
    Thanks, Vallegirl!

  11. 11
    lissagettinghammered
    Posted December 27, 2012 at 10:29 am

    Aw man! I thought I made this month’s list with my Ryan Lochte comment.
    Always next month, though.

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