Labowner on “RHONJ”: Why did they just spend a week in a very arid part of the country and not have one bottle of BLK water in sight?
NotwithoutmyTV on “RHONY”:The Cuntess should never speak French again. That language never did anything to her to deserve such treatment.
I beg to differ.
Sheesh on “Tonight’s Top 10 Shows”: I’m blonde…Norwegian…I wear the hell out of orange…And I’m ROCKIN ONE LEG! Jelly
Gypsy on “Tonight’s Top 10 Shows”: KM, I know exactly what you mean! One question why was the Taliban at the swim meet where you’re daughter’s coach was harassing her? Seems that might be one for Homeland Security, no?
mirabelle gingerbread on “Rosie O’Donnell Has Been Married For Three Months”: a tampon warmer is actually a really good idea … it could lubricate them, too!
Sheesh on “RHONJ”: Joe Guidice. Marry, he’ll be away in prison for most of the marriage because I would testify to send him there. Joe Gorga. Fuck, it would have to be a three way with Tom Hardy. I’d let Joe watch. Richie Wakile. Kill kill kill KILL!
Moli on “Toddlers & Tiaras”: Olivianna…really?
Sharon on “Hotel Hell”: I’m sorry, I stopped reading at “Gordon Ramsey’s ass”…………
Itchy on “Abby And Brittany Air Tonight!!!!”: The way I see it: two heads but only one set of boobies = a raw deal.
Snowshoecat on “Tonight’s Top 10 Shows”: I dunno. I get the feeling that the Discovery Channel is what you have after you’ve watched the Learning Channel too much.
wcsdancer on “Abby And Brittany Air Tonight!!!!”: Someone has to say it -when they’re driving, do they get to use the carpool lane?
Pageant-grandma on “Toddlers & Tiaras”: “cimported”= “competes”.
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