Commentgasm: Best in Comments: July 2012

Recaps

By PottyMouth | Tuesday, December 25, 2012 | 7:00 am | 15 Comments
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all of the team is racist the whole lot of them the complete red team besides barbie are for me assholes

i used to like christinea but she lost any respect i had for her lately by jumping on hate the black girl bandwagon

AND TO ALL YOU WHITE PEOPLE WHO SAY BARBIE MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING TO WARRANT THIS

YOU ARE RACIST

AND THIS IS WHAT RACISM LOOKS LIKE

PEOPLE DONT LIEK YOU FROM THE START APPEARANTLY FOR NO REASON
BUT ISNT IT Funny how it is alway the black contestants who everyone hates right away
last season that black girl was bullied aswell

this is racxims dana christina tiffany and kimmie and robyn are typical racists

the black person is free for abuse for everyone withoutanyx repercussion
that isteh consensus
and that is ehat is itlike in the real world for blacks aswelll

the majority whereever you go are white and they might not be as oopen abut their hate like tiffany but they will do whatever they can get away with it

and the fact that you people dont call it what it is: racism shows me you are some of those people who abuse minoritys in real life too or at least let it happen

i detest yall

and after 100 episodes of barbie just taking the abuse froma a vile viscioous majority
(being outnumbered as she was)
don’t you think she mightfeel slight resentiments towards those white nazis?

fuck you racists

acting as if nothing happened
but i had to call yall out now

btw i love those recaps”

crankyguy on “Hell’s Kitchen”:  “While it was wonderful to see Zorro’s take on racism , what I REALLY wanna know is if he thinks sweet grits are acceptable or not. I hope the answer is that sweet grits are perfectly fine and that anybody who thinks otherwise is a racist.”

Sarcasatire on “Hell’s Kitchen”:  “That’s why some comments should remain in moderation. Indefinitely. Zorro’s posts weren’t there last night when I made my post #41 and now they’ve completely overshadowed my brilliance. Now, I don’t mind a troll. But a troll who gets in the way of a really good joke cannot be tolerated. *cracks whip*”

Zorro on “Hell’s Kitchen”:  “@leto
i am not saying french people are bad!
i was just saying that french did own slaves
french enslaved 4 times the amount of folks than the americans/english
so if you enslave someone and sell him that is basically owning slaves

you took away their freedom and you sold them liek any other of your property

i am not saying that YOU owned slaves
but there were a lot of french people who owned slaves
the slavery was largely statefunded

again i am not saiyng the french were the onlöy ones who did it

i am not claiming only white people owned slaves

for example: egypt (blacks who ownedslaves)
or persians(asians who owned slaves)

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PottyMouth

When she isn't screaming curses at various dance show judges or washing her OWN mouth out with soap, PottyMouth is a proud mama to a gorgeous little boy. And yes, she knows everyone says that about their kids, but it's true when she says it. YES IT IS. Fuck you. She also laments throwing away the chance to be a trophy wife, and would like to find a rich husband so she can sit on her ass all day long and watch TV. If you are fabulously wealthy, look like Hugh Jackman (or ARE in fact Hugh Jackman), and are turned on by foul-mouthed, mature, slightly smooshy women, then she just may be the gal for you. Please send picture, references and your latest bank statement for review.

15 Comments

  1. 1
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 8:32 am

    Wow, there was some crazy I thankfully avoided on the Hell’s Kitchen and T&T boards. I’m definitely looking forward to all the various “Shane is gay” Big Brother jokes upcoming in August & September.

  2. 2
    DizzyLizzy
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 9:23 am

    Merry Christmas all! Man I love those T&T posts…I don’t even watch the show but I love the gasm and I love the crazy T&T posts in between reading the posts for my regular shows, it’s like a whole seperate show of its own!

    Looking forward to the rest of the comments. I guess I’ll have to try and be snarkier next year to make it to the major leagues!

  3. 3
    LAC LAC
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 10:27 am

    I forgot the cray cray that “toddlers” and “hell’s kitchen” brought. Merry Christmas, loves!!!

  4. 4
    georgiababe
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 10:42 am

    TNT recaps have the best comments ever. TNT really ought to have its own Commentgasm – a PAGEANT, shall we say – with Ultimate Cheese Supreme prizes. Well, just meaningless titles really, we have to be true to the pageant world!

  5. 5
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 11:00 am

    Imagine a T&T Delusina getting a whole page to herself. And beating out KM in the process.

    I sit in awe.

  6. 6
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 11:12 am

    I forgot all about Zorro. They were almost on T&T level of crazy. I also forgot about Ali and that insane thread with KM.

    How could I forget what an eventful month July was? A month that was apparently a good one for me.

  7. 7
    Kammie
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Pottymouth you just made my Christmas! Not the iPhone, cowboy boots, gift certificates, spending time with family, great food, and oh yeah, the whole savior being born thing…just the fact that I finally made it onto one of these! Merry Christmas, indeed!

  8. 8
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    Pottymouth, gave me the best present ever!! I made another commentgasm!! Woo Hoo. Seems like T&T brings out the best in me! :)

    Merry Christmas all. Hope everyone is having a wonderful day.

  9. 9
    April
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    I officially don’t have a life because I get so excited and rush through each of these just hoping they used one of my quotes. I got to get a hobby. ; ) love you guys and thanks! As an occasional drunk mom myself, I like to think I am pretty darn fun!

    Also thank you so much for the Alcide butt. OMG!!!!!! BIG DICK RITCHIE!

  10. 10
    wcsdancer
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 6:34 pm

    Yay! You like me! You really like me!* Thanks for the shoutout…I love reading this site, both the recaps and the comments. I can always count on a good laugh, and often so hard I cry!

    *For you younguns, that was Sally Fields’ reaction to one of her Oscar wins.

  11. 11
    Chicken Lips
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    I’m with georgiababe – we need a comment pageant! We can have different categories (“Comment on Mom of Choice”, “That’s your definition of beauty?” “Sparkle, baby!”, etc.) and different at-the-door optionals (“Funniest Comment”, “Most Readable” (all the visiting pageant moms would probably be out at this point), “Best Comment on the Worst Hairstyle”, etc.).

    The winner can be named Ultimate Grand Supreme with extra cheese and ‘shrooms and win a $10 savings bond and an Eyekia (generic IKEA) put it together yourself 4 poster “princess” bed.

    Whoa – I put wayyyyyy too much thought into that. I was already dreaming about how I would rock the comment box and sparkle at the competition while thinking up all the sour grapes excuses I could have at the ready when I didn’t win. You gotta be prepared you know. My go to would probably be along the lines of “The fix is in! Only people in the inner circle are going to win!” Ah, dreams.

  12. 12
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 6:35 am

    OMGL– brilliant!!!!! I love these comments down memory lane!!!!
    Thanks Pottykins!!!!!! And am going to do my best to keep my snarkin’ up to scratch!!!

  13. 13
    Mere2142
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 6:54 am

    Wow…july brought out all of the trolls!! So much fun to revisit this.

  14. 14
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    My God – look at that ass on that man.

    I mean, great comments, everyone!

  15. 15
    iwantadventure
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 9:44 pm

    Oh Mmm Geee! I just discovered this and it totally made my day…Is that sad?! I don’t care! It made me laugh, that’s enough!

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