Commentgasm: Best in Comments: July 2012

Recaps

By PottyMouth | Tuesday, December 25, 2012 | 7:00 am | 15 Comments
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Posted in: Commentgasm, Recaps

but to say that never was there slavery on french soil or by french people is a lie
we all know that French navy galleons were manned by slaves, people brought their slaves to france(so much that the number of blacks in france grew constantly), CHATTELSLAVERY was big in france at one time

i am not saying these french are all bad
but please

this is about HK and the abuse of my favourite contestant barbie!
and i stated why i think everyone hates her
and why everyoen was quick to blame barbie for team red’s dysfunctionality

can we now end this tired debate?
i get it
you people hate me/my opinion
good for you (here have yourself some bunny face: =:3 )
but you have got to acknoledge that i at least stated my opinion

and i am sure i am not the only one who thinks that team red’s hatred was based on racism

i can’t keep posting bunny faces as they don’t grow on trees
but here is one last bunny face to comfort leto and cranky and all the others who i liked and whose comments i enjoyed before this debate started

=:3
bunnyface

i wont answer anymore

unless related to something else
but i will continue to read the recaps as i find delight in reading them after a good drama packed ep of hell’s kitch
=:3
=:3
=:3”

sheesh on “Hell’s Kitchen”:  “=:3 =:3 =:3

I stole ALL the bunnyfaces.”

Zorro on “Hell’s Kitchen”:  “@sheesh
after all they don’t grow on trees, do they?

ok don’t get used to it
but i think i can afford to give away one additional frogface
(some of those do grow on trees)
while not as comforting as the bunnyfaces these are genereally a good and cheap substitute in case of bunny-shortage

8()
frogface“

VunterSlaush on “Hell’s Kitchen”:  “If you combine the bunnyface with the frogface, it looks like someone receiving a teabag…. =:3 8()”

Leto on “Hell’s Kitchen”:  ““Frogface”?
Now THAT’s racist against the French. It’s outrageous. I’m outraged!”

Zorro on “Hell’s Kitchen”:  “i think i have overstayed my welcome!
i wont ever read any of your recaps again!
and wont be seen her ever again

here is my unfiltered opinion as a goodbye

barbie was the victim of racist abuse (inlcuding INSULTS, THREATS OD VIOLENCE, BULLYING)
if you don’t see that you are racist aswell!

and if this opinion is grounds for ganging up on me in the comments
and making me everyones enemy then yall probably racist aswell

there i said it

i think YOU are a RACIST dude
no i don’t think you are a decent person
and no i don’t call people racist for nothing

but that’S the only explanation that makes sense of these 120 comments

bye bye
and i am sort of sad i wont be reading these recaps anymore
(i did red every single last one of philly’s and blue’s recaps)
but yeah the way teh comments went my appetite is gone (pun intended)

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PottyMouth

When she isn't screaming curses at various dance show judges or washing her OWN mouth out with soap, PottyMouth is a proud mama to a gorgeous little boy. And yes, she knows everyone says that about their kids, but it's true when she says it. YES IT IS. Fuck you. She also laments throwing away the chance to be a trophy wife, and would like to find a rich husband so she can sit on her ass all day long and watch TV. If you are fabulously wealthy, look like Hugh Jackman (or ARE in fact Hugh Jackman), and are turned on by foul-mouthed, mature, slightly smooshy women, then she just may be the gal for you. Please send picture, references and your latest bank statement for review.

15 Comments

  1. 1
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 8:32 am

    Wow, there was some crazy I thankfully avoided on the Hell’s Kitchen and T&T boards. I’m definitely looking forward to all the various “Shane is gay” Big Brother jokes upcoming in August & September.

  2. 2
    DizzyLizzy
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 9:23 am

    Merry Christmas all! Man I love those T&T posts…I don’t even watch the show but I love the gasm and I love the crazy T&T posts in between reading the posts for my regular shows, it’s like a whole seperate show of its own!

    Looking forward to the rest of the comments. I guess I’ll have to try and be snarkier next year to make it to the major leagues!

  3. 3
    LAC LAC
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 10:27 am

    I forgot the cray cray that “toddlers” and “hell’s kitchen” brought. Merry Christmas, loves!!!

  4. 4
    georgiababe
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 10:42 am

    TNT recaps have the best comments ever. TNT really ought to have its own Commentgasm – a PAGEANT, shall we say – with Ultimate Cheese Supreme prizes. Well, just meaningless titles really, we have to be true to the pageant world!

  5. 5
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 11:00 am

    Imagine a T&T Delusina getting a whole page to herself. And beating out KM in the process.

    I sit in awe.

  6. 6
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 11:12 am

    I forgot all about Zorro. They were almost on T&T level of crazy. I also forgot about Ali and that insane thread with KM.

    How could I forget what an eventful month July was? A month that was apparently a good one for me.

  7. 7
    Kammie
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Pottymouth you just made my Christmas! Not the iPhone, cowboy boots, gift certificates, spending time with family, great food, and oh yeah, the whole savior being born thing…just the fact that I finally made it onto one of these! Merry Christmas, indeed!

  8. 8
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    Pottymouth, gave me the best present ever!! I made another commentgasm!! Woo Hoo. Seems like T&T brings out the best in me! :)

    Merry Christmas all. Hope everyone is having a wonderful day.

  9. 9
    April
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    I officially don’t have a life because I get so excited and rush through each of these just hoping they used one of my quotes. I got to get a hobby. ; ) love you guys and thanks! As an occasional drunk mom myself, I like to think I am pretty darn fun!

    Also thank you so much for the Alcide butt. OMG!!!!!! BIG DICK RITCHIE!

  10. 10
    wcsdancer
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 6:34 pm

    Yay! You like me! You really like me!* Thanks for the shoutout…I love reading this site, both the recaps and the comments. I can always count on a good laugh, and often so hard I cry!

    *For you younguns, that was Sally Fields’ reaction to one of her Oscar wins.

  11. 11
    Chicken Lips
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    I’m with georgiababe – we need a comment pageant! We can have different categories (“Comment on Mom of Choice”, “That’s your definition of beauty?” “Sparkle, baby!”, etc.) and different at-the-door optionals (“Funniest Comment”, “Most Readable” (all the visiting pageant moms would probably be out at this point), “Best Comment on the Worst Hairstyle”, etc.).

    The winner can be named Ultimate Grand Supreme with extra cheese and ‘shrooms and win a $10 savings bond and an Eyekia (generic IKEA) put it together yourself 4 poster “princess” bed.

    Whoa – I put wayyyyyy too much thought into that. I was already dreaming about how I would rock the comment box and sparkle at the competition while thinking up all the sour grapes excuses I could have at the ready when I didn’t win. You gotta be prepared you know. My go to would probably be along the lines of “The fix is in! Only people in the inner circle are going to win!” Ah, dreams.

  12. 12
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 6:35 am

    OMGL– brilliant!!!!! I love these comments down memory lane!!!!
    Thanks Pottykins!!!!!! And am going to do my best to keep my snarkin’ up to scratch!!!

  13. 13
    Mere2142
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 6:54 am

    Wow…july brought out all of the trolls!! So much fun to revisit this.

  14. 14
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    My God – look at that ass on that man.

    I mean, great comments, everyone!

  15. 15
    iwantadventure
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 9:44 pm

    Oh Mmm Geee! I just discovered this and it totally made my day…Is that sad?! I don’t care! It made me laugh, that’s enough!

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