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Tuesday, December 25, 2012
7:00 am
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Tagged: comment wars 2012, Commentgasm, Gasmi, hilarious, tvgasm
hot cawfee on “RHONJ”: “We have established that Albie’s girl-friend is named “George Glass” yes???”
jersey on “Real World”: “Laura has got to stop it with the babytalk. Maybe it’s a result of her being a “late bloomer” as she likes to say, but she flirts like a middle schooler! Next she’ll start pulling Big Shirley’s pigtails in the schoolyard :p”
Itchy on “Big Brother 14Cast Mockery”: “If I want to look at some wrinkly old fuck, I can go step in front of the mirror. My tv’s for the young and nubile.”
Crankyguy on “Tonight’s Top 10 Shows”: “I’m not trying to steal your thunder, but once when I was younger, stronger, and perhaps a bit more foolish, I listened to some Yoko Ono for over two minutes.”
Itchy on “Tonight’s Top 10 Shows”: “Back in my day, all we had to watch were shows like Sonny & Cher, Donny & Marie, Hee Haw and endless reruns of the Odd Couple. But we were made of much tougher stock back then. Kids today. They’re all so soft. Sheesh.”
WaffleBoy on “Hope Solo Tested Positive for a Prohibited Substance”: “I’m such a dope. My first thought when I saw the headline for this was why would Harrison Ford take steroids?”
Steroids? No. But Rogaine….I totally get it
classy drunk on “Must Hear: Cookie Monster’s New Song”: “Eff that Cookie Monster…I mean we are cool but get your own cookies. You tend to eat them all and leave crumbs everywhere.”
Kthxbai on “RHONYC”: “When Aviva took her shoe off, I was so hoping she’d tell Ramona “Oh no, the toes are totally real. Its just the leg that’s fake. See?””
MrsMiaWallace on “RHONJ”: “Am I wrong in thinking a pro cheerleader is more of a dancer than a gymnast?”
Cheerleaders are dancers…who’ve gone retarded.
Kammie on RHONJ”: “I’d like to donate to the Stop Fauxhawking Your Children Fund™!”
Snowshoecat on “The Situation Wants to Open a Chain of Salons”: “Oh dear. I just spit out my morning coffee by not reading a crucial letter L in the word public. I simply cannot read the ‘Gasm before fully awake.”
OutHouseCat on “RHOC”: “If she (Tamra) gets a spin-off, it should be called Granny and the Gay.”
SuburBint on “Real World”: “So I started reading this recap on my phone when it arrived in my email, and for some reason my cursory glance at the title led me to think that it was a True Blood recap (I just got up,) and about three paragraphs in I was more confused than any human being has ever, ever been. But then I realized that it was for Real World, and everything made sense again. I shall now finish reading it, comforted that I have not, in fact, completely lost my mind. After all, I never applied to be on an MTV reality show.”
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Wow, there was some crazy I thankfully avoided on the Hell’s Kitchen and T&T boards. I’m definitely looking forward to all the various “Shane is gay” Big Brother jokes upcoming in August & September.
Merry Christmas all! Man I love those T&T posts…I don’t even watch the show but I love the gasm and I love the crazy T&T posts in between reading the posts for my regular shows, it’s like a whole seperate show of its own!
Looking forward to the rest of the comments. I guess I’ll have to try and be snarkier next year to make it to the major leagues!
I forgot the cray cray that “toddlers” and “hell’s kitchen” brought. Merry Christmas, loves!!!
TNT recaps have the best comments ever. TNT really ought to have its own Commentgasm – a PAGEANT, shall we say – with Ultimate Cheese Supreme prizes. Well, just meaningless titles really, we have to be true to the pageant world!
Imagine a T&T Delusina getting a whole page to herself. And beating out KM in the process.
I sit in awe.
I forgot all about Zorro. They were almost on T&T level of crazy. I also forgot about Ali and that insane thread with KM.
How could I forget what an eventful month July was? A month that was apparently a good one for me.
Pottymouth you just made my Christmas! Not the iPhone, cowboy boots, gift certificates, spending time with family, great food, and oh yeah, the whole savior being born thing…just the fact that I finally made it onto one of these! Merry Christmas, indeed!
Pottymouth, gave me the best present ever!! I made another commentgasm!! Woo Hoo. Seems like T&T brings out the best in me!
Merry Christmas all. Hope everyone is having a wonderful day.
I officially don’t have a life because I get so excited and rush through each of these just hoping they used one of my quotes. I got to get a hobby. ; ) love you guys and thanks! As an occasional drunk mom myself, I like to think I am pretty darn fun!
Also thank you so much for the Alcide butt. OMG!!!!!! BIG DICK RITCHIE!
Yay! You like me! You really like me!* Thanks for the shoutout…I love reading this site, both the recaps and the comments. I can always count on a good laugh, and often so hard I cry!
*For you younguns, that was Sally Fields’ reaction to one of her Oscar wins.
I’m with georgiababe – we need a comment pageant! We can have different categories (“Comment on Mom of Choice”, “That’s your definition of beauty?” “Sparkle, baby!”, etc.) and different at-the-door optionals (“Funniest Comment”, “Most Readable” (all the visiting pageant moms would probably be out at this point), “Best Comment on the Worst Hairstyle”, etc.).
The winner can be named Ultimate Grand Supreme with extra cheese and ‘shrooms and win a $10 savings bond and an Eyekia (generic IKEA) put it together yourself 4 poster “princess” bed.
Whoa – I put wayyyyyy too much thought into that. I was already dreaming about how I would rock the comment box and sparkle at the competition while thinking up all the sour grapes excuses I could have at the ready when I didn’t win. You gotta be prepared you know. My go to would probably be along the lines of “The fix is in! Only people in the inner circle are going to win!” Ah, dreams.
OMGL– brilliant!!!!! I love these comments down memory lane!!!!
Thanks Pottykins!!!!!! And am going to do my best to keep my snarkin’ up to scratch!!!
Wow…july brought out all of the trolls!! So much fun to revisit this.
My God – look at that ass on that man.
I mean, great comments, everyone!
Oh Mmm Geee! I just discovered this and it totally made my day…Is that sad?! I don’t care! It made me laugh, that’s enough!