Commentgasm: Best in Comments: July 2012

Recaps

By PottyMouth | Tuesday, December 25, 2012 | 7:00 am | 15 Comments
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plockeness monster on “Real World”:  ” Okay. I’m admitting it. I’m a chick and I’ve never seen The Notebook.”

thatdariamom1332 on “Drag U”:  “Does anybody know if Willam will be on Drag Race All Stars?”

willam on “Drag U”:  “i know if Willam will be on All-Stars or not.”

Iwantadventure on “Dance Moms”:  “You can’t beat a dance titled Schindler’s List, even if it is in bad taste!”

ChaCha on “Pretty Little Liars”:  “Since when is putting on a clip-on tie harder than tying one? Puh-leeze.”

Itchy on “Love in the Wild”:  “I already feel sorry for Summer’s children. Not only will they be born with no upper lip, but their mother will always be disappointed by them.”

Sagittariuskim on “The Glee Project”:  ” Wheelchair Barbie is growing on me.”

Notwithoutmytv on “Tonight’s Top Ten Shows”:  “Wait, is that scary zombie burn victim supposed to go with the Breaking Bad write up, or the one for RHoNJ? ‘Cuz that could a tweaker caught in a meth lab explosion , or Don Caroline before WETA sprays on the rubber skin and glues on the orange clown hair.”

Chicken Lips on “Toddlers and Tiaras”:  “This just in: Miss Muffet dies after a fall into a hole running away from a spider that landed on her tuffet. Eyewitnesses report that hole wasn’t there before. Tedi seen hiding a shovel while saying “No Comment” and referring us to her attorney.”

Penny Ruxpin on “Toddlers and Tiaras”:  “I do think Kayla is cute, I also think my kitten that throws up constantly is pretty cute too…I may not be the best judge of these things.”

thisbuggs4u on “Toddlers and Tiaras”:  “How is it possible that I have nothing to say about this Episode? Am I going crazy?”

maryedith on “Newsroom”:  “This show is making me want to watch Fox News.”

Itchy on “Big Brother”:  “I like Jojo the bartender so far. For no real reason. Well, for a couple of reasons. But they’re probably fake. Sigh.”

OutHouseCat on “Overpaid TV Stars”:  “I’m proud to say that I’m not one of the people helping that ass hat Ashton Kutcher get rich. He’ll always be at least $1.16 short. I’d rather watch my dog poop than look at him.”

KartofflMuter on “Overpaid TV Stars”:  “Well see-I have a husband with three Masters degrees in engineering who an’t keep his pawas from updatiting my machine and when he did it the last time,my mail,my,everything,changed,and I’m not really very happy anot it because ot loses mail ans askes me strange questions and turns colors and acts more like the i-pad than it should-like a 2 finger stroke instead of oa one and a side slide and so maybe mrs. Cranky could be a whole lot Crankier if you screwed up her Mac the he did mine and just maybe that’s why I don’t have an i-pad anymore but my stupid husband fooled me and bought me a stupid expensive precision watch that tells the “approximate” time instead ! Damn.
To Cranky”

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PottyMouth

When she isn't screaming curses at various dance show judges or washing her OWN mouth out with soap, PottyMouth is a proud mama to a gorgeous little boy. And yes, she knows everyone says that about their kids, but it's true when she says it. YES IT IS. Fuck you. She also laments throwing away the chance to be a trophy wife, and would like to find a rich husband so she can sit on her ass all day long and watch TV. If you are fabulously wealthy, look like Hugh Jackman (or ARE in fact Hugh Jackman), and are turned on by foul-mouthed, mature, slightly smooshy women, then she just may be the gal for you. Please send picture, references and your latest bank statement for review.

15 Comments

  1. 1
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 8:32 am

    Wow, there was some crazy I thankfully avoided on the Hell’s Kitchen and T&T boards. I’m definitely looking forward to all the various “Shane is gay” Big Brother jokes upcoming in August & September.

  2. 2
    DizzyLizzy
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 9:23 am

    Merry Christmas all! Man I love those T&T posts…I don’t even watch the show but I love the gasm and I love the crazy T&T posts in between reading the posts for my regular shows, it’s like a whole seperate show of its own!

    Looking forward to the rest of the comments. I guess I’ll have to try and be snarkier next year to make it to the major leagues!

  3. 3
    LAC LAC
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 10:27 am

    I forgot the cray cray that “toddlers” and “hell’s kitchen” brought. Merry Christmas, loves!!!

  4. 4
    georgiababe
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 10:42 am

    TNT recaps have the best comments ever. TNT really ought to have its own Commentgasm – a PAGEANT, shall we say – with Ultimate Cheese Supreme prizes. Well, just meaningless titles really, we have to be true to the pageant world!

  5. 5
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 11:00 am

    Imagine a T&T Delusina getting a whole page to herself. And beating out KM in the process.

    I sit in awe.

  6. 6
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 11:12 am

    I forgot all about Zorro. They were almost on T&T level of crazy. I also forgot about Ali and that insane thread with KM.

    How could I forget what an eventful month July was? A month that was apparently a good one for me.

  7. 7
    Kammie
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Pottymouth you just made my Christmas! Not the iPhone, cowboy boots, gift certificates, spending time with family, great food, and oh yeah, the whole savior being born thing…just the fact that I finally made it onto one of these! Merry Christmas, indeed!

  8. 8
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    Pottymouth, gave me the best present ever!! I made another commentgasm!! Woo Hoo. Seems like T&T brings out the best in me! :)

    Merry Christmas all. Hope everyone is having a wonderful day.

  9. 9
    April
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    I officially don’t have a life because I get so excited and rush through each of these just hoping they used one of my quotes. I got to get a hobby. ; ) love you guys and thanks! As an occasional drunk mom myself, I like to think I am pretty darn fun!

    Also thank you so much for the Alcide butt. OMG!!!!!! BIG DICK RITCHIE!

  10. 10
    wcsdancer
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 6:34 pm

    Yay! You like me! You really like me!* Thanks for the shoutout…I love reading this site, both the recaps and the comments. I can always count on a good laugh, and often so hard I cry!

    *For you younguns, that was Sally Fields’ reaction to one of her Oscar wins.

  11. 11
    Chicken Lips
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    I’m with georgiababe – we need a comment pageant! We can have different categories (“Comment on Mom of Choice”, “That’s your definition of beauty?” “Sparkle, baby!”, etc.) and different at-the-door optionals (“Funniest Comment”, “Most Readable” (all the visiting pageant moms would probably be out at this point), “Best Comment on the Worst Hairstyle”, etc.).

    The winner can be named Ultimate Grand Supreme with extra cheese and ‘shrooms and win a $10 savings bond and an Eyekia (generic IKEA) put it together yourself 4 poster “princess” bed.

    Whoa – I put wayyyyyy too much thought into that. I was already dreaming about how I would rock the comment box and sparkle at the competition while thinking up all the sour grapes excuses I could have at the ready when I didn’t win. You gotta be prepared you know. My go to would probably be along the lines of “The fix is in! Only people in the inner circle are going to win!” Ah, dreams.

  12. 12
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 6:35 am

    OMGL– brilliant!!!!! I love these comments down memory lane!!!!
    Thanks Pottykins!!!!!! And am going to do my best to keep my snarkin’ up to scratch!!!

  13. 13
    Mere2142
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 6:54 am

    Wow…july brought out all of the trolls!! So much fun to revisit this.

  14. 14
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    My God – look at that ass on that man.

    I mean, great comments, everyone!

  15. 15
    iwantadventure
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 9:44 pm

    Oh Mmm Geee! I just discovered this and it totally made my day…Is that sad?! I don’t care! It made me laugh, that’s enough!

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