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Tuesday, December 25, 2012
7:00 am
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Tagged: comment wars 2012, Commentgasm, Gasmi, hilarious, tvgasm
JudgyWudgy on “Overpaid TV Stars”: “What?! Your posts HAVE to be jokes. They HAVE to be…right?”
KartofflMuter on “Overpaid TV Stars”: ” I actually enjoyed my mother’s and my mother-in-law’s death- as much as you can.”
Hypnotoad on “Overpaid TV Stars”: “This pretty much describes my feelings about this thread: http://mbestebr.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/blog-post-1-whats-happening.png“
SuburBint on “Overpaid TV Stars”: “The real question is, can we push this comment thread to 100+ like we did with The Great MasterChef Comment War of 2012?”
KartofflMuter on “Overpaid TV Stars”: “MichChiniblies-Why-pray tell-not? Germans like Riesling and Gewurtz and Vouvray. I don’t care for red-except fot Lucky’s $2 sweet red table and some $2 Chuck.
And Crabby cakes-remember-it’s a secret-there ARE no buttons-that is-there are-or there were-BUT I MUSTn”T KNOW-because-y’all are keepin that a secret.
So why the fuck would I go to Napa? (Yountville,actually). To see the purty vines? The drunks lurching down the road? Or the highest concentration of Michelin restaurants in a small area anywhere in the U.S. and gossip about Ramsey? BINGO. Since I can’t walk-4 years out of 5-Yountville it is. Crappy this year and won’t be going back any time soon but at least the gossip was good. Can’t afford the wineries. We used to go with my sister when the kids were small and buy snacks and creads and a few bottles and salami,etc.,while the cousins picked blackberries and we had a 2 hour picnic (sister ‘s in Santa Fe for the summer-sorry-your dream is broken). All the kids have degrees and gone-aren’t yours? Awwww. What did you do wrong? Just kidding?
You asked for it.
Transparent much?
Stop adding 1+1 and coming up with 666
I thought the numbers were spurious,considering Seacrest has 353 jobs (last count).
I admired Olbermann.
I sympathised with people who struggle with health care.
I thought he dealt with it sensitively.
Annd no -low Cast one-no one will go anywhere for riesling after you’ve snorted one.
You’re welcome.
I was going to tell the book lover That the last Peter Mayle Book -Provence A-Z arrived today and
it is Amazing-but
Either:
I’m bragging (I paid 0.1)
I’m pleading poverty (I did pay $$2.98 shipping -”are you nuts-never heard of libraries you elitist pig?)
It covers Nostradamus to Fruit Confitte /Boules to Pastis
I loved my mother-Mes Nons! I was sad when she died .C’est horrible. Wie ein Schmerz. Das kann nicht seinI
Was fuer eine Hexe! Hoz Anyat!Verdammt. Bevakoof. Pagli.
Ah-go to hell-you really all say the same thing-you can’t read in even one language. If this was the Titanic-even G-d would throw you an anchor. Watch some PBS,read a decent book,listen-really list every now and then,or otherwise,you are going to miss the second act. May you all have teenagers and boils.”
Snowshoecat on “Overpaid TV Stars”: “Sigh. I take a nap and when I wake up I find that I am suspected of being related to the M de S and Bluebeard. Hmm. I didn’t even know THEY were related. Or I s’pose it’s one from Mother’s side and the other from Dad’s. Oh KM you do make my brain hurt.”
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Wow, there was some crazy I thankfully avoided on the Hell’s Kitchen and T&T boards. I’m definitely looking forward to all the various “Shane is gay” Big Brother jokes upcoming in August & September.
Merry Christmas all! Man I love those T&T posts…I don’t even watch the show but I love the gasm and I love the crazy T&T posts in between reading the posts for my regular shows, it’s like a whole seperate show of its own!
Looking forward to the rest of the comments. I guess I’ll have to try and be snarkier next year to make it to the major leagues!
I forgot the cray cray that “toddlers” and “hell’s kitchen” brought. Merry Christmas, loves!!!
TNT recaps have the best comments ever. TNT really ought to have its own Commentgasm – a PAGEANT, shall we say – with Ultimate Cheese Supreme prizes. Well, just meaningless titles really, we have to be true to the pageant world!
Imagine a T&T Delusina getting a whole page to herself. And beating out KM in the process.
I sit in awe.
I forgot all about Zorro. They were almost on T&T level of crazy. I also forgot about Ali and that insane thread with KM.
How could I forget what an eventful month July was? A month that was apparently a good one for me.
Pottymouth you just made my Christmas! Not the iPhone, cowboy boots, gift certificates, spending time with family, great food, and oh yeah, the whole savior being born thing…just the fact that I finally made it onto one of these! Merry Christmas, indeed!
Pottymouth, gave me the best present ever!! I made another commentgasm!! Woo Hoo. Seems like T&T brings out the best in me!
Merry Christmas all. Hope everyone is having a wonderful day.
I officially don’t have a life because I get so excited and rush through each of these just hoping they used one of my quotes. I got to get a hobby. ; ) love you guys and thanks! As an occasional drunk mom myself, I like to think I am pretty darn fun!
Also thank you so much for the Alcide butt. OMG!!!!!! BIG DICK RITCHIE!
Yay! You like me! You really like me!* Thanks for the shoutout…I love reading this site, both the recaps and the comments. I can always count on a good laugh, and often so hard I cry!
*For you younguns, that was Sally Fields’ reaction to one of her Oscar wins.
I’m with georgiababe – we need a comment pageant! We can have different categories (“Comment on Mom of Choice”, “That’s your definition of beauty?” “Sparkle, baby!”, etc.) and different at-the-door optionals (“Funniest Comment”, “Most Readable” (all the visiting pageant moms would probably be out at this point), “Best Comment on the Worst Hairstyle”, etc.).
The winner can be named Ultimate Grand Supreme with extra cheese and ‘shrooms and win a $10 savings bond and an Eyekia (generic IKEA) put it together yourself 4 poster “princess” bed.
Whoa – I put wayyyyyy too much thought into that. I was already dreaming about how I would rock the comment box and sparkle at the competition while thinking up all the sour grapes excuses I could have at the ready when I didn’t win. You gotta be prepared you know. My go to would probably be along the lines of “The fix is in! Only people in the inner circle are going to win!” Ah, dreams.
OMGL– brilliant!!!!! I love these comments down memory lane!!!!
Thanks Pottykins!!!!!! And am going to do my best to keep my snarkin’ up to scratch!!!
Wow…july brought out all of the trolls!! So much fun to revisit this.
My God – look at that ass on that man.
I mean, great comments, everyone!
Oh Mmm Geee! I just discovered this and it totally made my day…Is that sad?! I don’t care! It made me laugh, that’s enough!