Commentgasm: Best in Comments: July 2012

Recaps

By PottyMouth | Tuesday, December 25, 2012 | 7:00 am | 15 Comments
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Posted in: Commentgasm, Recaps

I will, however, gladly view as many sexy Eric and Alcide scenes as this show chooses to throw at me. I would even be willing to submit for an experiment in which I have to watch such scenes for extended periods of time in order to determine the maximum number of minutes per episode that said scenes should occupy. I am currently voting for all the minutes.”

 

Timgunnssister on “Toddlers & Tiaras”:  “Wait, WHAT! Reality shows AREN’T real?  Well, when did that happen?”

Derek Hazelton on “Big Brother”:  “@Flipit, we “appreesh” your recap! To me, Frank is less Richard Simmons and more Napoleon Dynamite and Carrot Top’s gay love child.”

Caligal on “RHOC”:  “Remember ladies, like I said last week….Brooks puts the STD in stud, all he needs is U.”

Sugarbush on “RHOC”:  “When Gretchen pulled that email out of the couch, I died. It looked like she pulled it out of her ass, literally and figuratively. It was so perfect.”

Sagittariuskim on “Hell’s Kitchen”:  “All this talk of double dipping reminded me of how in middle school when my friends would share something like nachos, our number 1 rule was no double dipping. Yet we had no problem sharing a drink.”

Iona Trailer on “Poor Fred Willard”:  “What is the bloody point of having porn theaters if you can’t jerk off?”

Stacey on “Poor Fred Willard”:  “If he was standing on the corner of Hollywood and Vine I could see it being a problem but isn’t that what those porn theaters are for? Guess its ok to release a sex tape to the masses but not enjoy a movie and some monkey spanking!”

Gilty Plezzur on “Big Brother”:  “I haven’t watched the load of crap known as “Big Brother” in about 10 years (geez, has this thing been on that long?), but after skimming through this recap, I may have to tune in. I can’t believe that the Chill Town (just writing that makes me cringe) co-douchebag Boogie is back trying to get on TV again. From the pictures, it looks like he’s morphed into the real version of the dancing little old man in those Six Flags commercials.”

SuburBint on “Honey Boo Boo Trailer”:  “@ crankyguy — Either my time here at the ‘Gasm has warped my brain even more than it was already or I truly do have the soul of a 12-year-old boy, but I do not think what immediately sprang to my mind when you said “cock fights” is what you were talking about….”

Andyourlittledogtoo on “RHONJ”:  “Man, I hope I’m around long enough to read the tell all books these lunatics children will someday write about their parents. They should be spectacular.”

Notwithoutmytv on “RHONJ”:  “Beatstock must be the Learning Annex of the music festival world.

I wonder what other acts where there? Don Ho’s son’s cousin, who is a magician? Bruce Willis’ band? That little kid from Blues Brothers 2?“

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PottyMouth

When she isn't screaming curses at various dance show judges or washing her OWN mouth out with soap, PottyMouth is a proud mama to a gorgeous little boy. And yes, she knows everyone says that about their kids, but it's true when she says it. YES IT IS. Fuck you. She also laments throwing away the chance to be a trophy wife, and would like to find a rich husband so she can sit on her ass all day long and watch TV. If you are fabulously wealthy, look like Hugh Jackman (or ARE in fact Hugh Jackman), and are turned on by foul-mouthed, mature, slightly smooshy women, then she just may be the gal for you. Please send picture, references and your latest bank statement for review.

15 Comments

  1. 1
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 8:32 am

    Wow, there was some crazy I thankfully avoided on the Hell’s Kitchen and T&T boards. I’m definitely looking forward to all the various “Shane is gay” Big Brother jokes upcoming in August & September.

  2. 2
    DizzyLizzy
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 9:23 am

    Merry Christmas all! Man I love those T&T posts…I don’t even watch the show but I love the gasm and I love the crazy T&T posts in between reading the posts for my regular shows, it’s like a whole seperate show of its own!

    Looking forward to the rest of the comments. I guess I’ll have to try and be snarkier next year to make it to the major leagues!

  3. 3
    LAC LAC
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 10:27 am

    I forgot the cray cray that “toddlers” and “hell’s kitchen” brought. Merry Christmas, loves!!!

  4. 4
    georgiababe
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 10:42 am

    TNT recaps have the best comments ever. TNT really ought to have its own Commentgasm – a PAGEANT, shall we say – with Ultimate Cheese Supreme prizes. Well, just meaningless titles really, we have to be true to the pageant world!

  5. 5
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 11:00 am

    Imagine a T&T Delusina getting a whole page to herself. And beating out KM in the process.

    I sit in awe.

  6. 6
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 11:12 am

    I forgot all about Zorro. They were almost on T&T level of crazy. I also forgot about Ali and that insane thread with KM.

    How could I forget what an eventful month July was? A month that was apparently a good one for me.

  7. 7
    Kammie
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Pottymouth you just made my Christmas! Not the iPhone, cowboy boots, gift certificates, spending time with family, great food, and oh yeah, the whole savior being born thing…just the fact that I finally made it onto one of these! Merry Christmas, indeed!

  8. 8
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    Pottymouth, gave me the best present ever!! I made another commentgasm!! Woo Hoo. Seems like T&T brings out the best in me! :)

    Merry Christmas all. Hope everyone is having a wonderful day.

  9. 9
    April
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    I officially don’t have a life because I get so excited and rush through each of these just hoping they used one of my quotes. I got to get a hobby. ; ) love you guys and thanks! As an occasional drunk mom myself, I like to think I am pretty darn fun!

    Also thank you so much for the Alcide butt. OMG!!!!!! BIG DICK RITCHIE!

  10. 10
    wcsdancer
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 6:34 pm

    Yay! You like me! You really like me!* Thanks for the shoutout…I love reading this site, both the recaps and the comments. I can always count on a good laugh, and often so hard I cry!

    *For you younguns, that was Sally Fields’ reaction to one of her Oscar wins.

  11. 11
    Chicken Lips
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    I’m with georgiababe – we need a comment pageant! We can have different categories (“Comment on Mom of Choice”, “That’s your definition of beauty?” “Sparkle, baby!”, etc.) and different at-the-door optionals (“Funniest Comment”, “Most Readable” (all the visiting pageant moms would probably be out at this point), “Best Comment on the Worst Hairstyle”, etc.).

    The winner can be named Ultimate Grand Supreme with extra cheese and ‘shrooms and win a $10 savings bond and an Eyekia (generic IKEA) put it together yourself 4 poster “princess” bed.

    Whoa – I put wayyyyyy too much thought into that. I was already dreaming about how I would rock the comment box and sparkle at the competition while thinking up all the sour grapes excuses I could have at the ready when I didn’t win. You gotta be prepared you know. My go to would probably be along the lines of “The fix is in! Only people in the inner circle are going to win!” Ah, dreams.

  12. 12
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 6:35 am

    OMGL– brilliant!!!!! I love these comments down memory lane!!!!
    Thanks Pottykins!!!!!! And am going to do my best to keep my snarkin’ up to scratch!!!

  13. 13
    Mere2142
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 6:54 am

    Wow…july brought out all of the trolls!! So much fun to revisit this.

  14. 14
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    My God – look at that ass on that man.

    I mean, great comments, everyone!

  15. 15
    iwantadventure
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 9:44 pm

    Oh Mmm Geee! I just discovered this and it totally made my day…Is that sad?! I don’t care! It made me laugh, that’s enough!

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