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I will, however, gladly view as many sexy Eric and Alcide scenes as this show chooses to throw at me. I would even be willing to submit for an experiment in which I have to watch such scenes for extended periods of time in order to determine the maximum number of minutes per episode that said scenes should occupy. I am currently voting for all the minutes.”
Timgunnssister on “Toddlers & Tiaras”: “Wait, WHAT! Reality shows AREN’T real? Well, when did that happen?”
Derek Hazelton on “Big Brother”: “@Flipit, we “appreesh” your recap! To me, Frank is less Richard Simmons and more Napoleon Dynamite and Carrot Top’s gay love child.”
Caligal on “RHOC”: “Remember ladies, like I said last week….Brooks puts the STD in stud, all he needs is U.”
Sugarbush on “RHOC”: “When Gretchen pulled that email out of the couch, I died. It looked like she pulled it out of her ass, literally and figuratively. It was so perfect.”
Sagittariuskim on “Hell’s Kitchen”: “All this talk of double dipping reminded me of how in middle school when my friends would share something like nachos, our number 1 rule was no double dipping. Yet we had no problem sharing a drink.”
Iona Trailer on “Poor Fred Willard”: “What is the bloody point of having porn theaters if you can’t jerk off?”
Stacey on “Poor Fred Willard”: “If he was standing on the corner of Hollywood and Vine I could see it being a problem but isn’t that what those porn theaters are for? Guess its ok to release a sex tape to the masses but not enjoy a movie and some monkey spanking!”
Gilty Plezzur on “Big Brother”: “I haven’t watched the load of crap known as “Big Brother” in about 10 years (geez, has this thing been on that long?), but after skimming through this recap, I may have to tune in. I can’t believe that the Chill Town (just writing that makes me cringe) co-douchebag Boogie is back trying to get on TV again. From the pictures, it looks like he’s morphed into the real version of the dancing little old man in those Six Flags commercials.”
SuburBint on “Honey Boo Boo Trailer”: “@ crankyguy — Either my time here at the ‘Gasm has warped my brain even more than it was already or I truly do have the soul of a 12-year-old boy, but I do not think what immediately sprang to my mind when you said “cock fights” is what you were talking about….”
Andyourlittledogtoo on “RHONJ”: “Man, I hope I’m around long enough to read the tell all books these lunatics children will someday write about their parents. They should be spectacular.”
Notwithoutmytv on “RHONJ”: “Beatstock must be the Learning Annex of the music festival world.
I wonder what other acts where there? Don Ho’s son’s cousin, who is a magician? Bruce Willis’ band? That little kid from Blues Brothers 2?“