Commentgasm: Best in Comments: July 2012

Recaps

By PottyMouth | Tuesday, December 25, 2012 | 7:00 am | 15 Comments
Tagged: , , , ,
Posted in: Commentgasm, Recaps

Snowshoecat on “Snooki & JWoww”:  “When you wrote “JMomm has a pop-up” I was afraid to read the rest of the sentence.”

c8h10n4o2 on “Project Runway”:  “Gunnar is one of those unfortunate souls who is laboring under the mistaken impression that being an asshole is an acceptable substitute for having a personality.”

Whoochile on “Toddlers & Tiaras”:  “this is a PSA to stop the plucking of eyebrows into commas. Please ladies, the chola look is out, grab some latisse or lilash and stop tweezing or shaving!”

Ali on “Toddlers & Tiaras”:   “I met Laura briefly that weekend and she is awesome I have to agree, and she did excellent job filming! As far as what I said or did about hair nobody seen that nor I’m I supposed to discuss, let’s just say the whole world seen how highly I think of my daughter and what a “bitch” everyone claims I am so we can all rest easy knowing I handled the situation!! Yes your right every mother thinks their daughter is a star, and everyone should! Sayin that makes it a recipe for failure??? Hmm guess I am being uneducated again because I don’t get it! (yes I have my tounge hanging out) ! Please note everyone’s definition of a star is different, but confidence in ones self is what makes a person successful in whatever avenue
Of life they choose, my child happens to be very very humble, she asks me all the time why everyone call her cute when when we go places. Find me on twitter @Claytonmom1 and on FB Ali Clayton so when this is over u can keep up with my dd and her “star” accomplishments, and her ability to turn everything she touches into gold!!”

Pageant-grandma on “Toddlers & Tiaras”:  “I am sick to death of people using “I am just being honest” as an excuse to be rude. Knock it off, and stop teaching your impressionable child that it’s okay. Are “difficult to love and to live with” and “rotten” how you want tori described as an adult? You may be permanently incorrigible, ali, but tori isn’t. Yet. Tori is a cute kid, and having seen her before on stage, I will agree that she normally looks much better than she did on this episode. As a consumer of Dane’s service, though, it was up to you to ask her to fix it, or demand a refund. It might also just be time for a new hairpiece. No matter how well you care for it, all the teasing/styling/chemicals etc eventually wear it out.”

Crankyguy on “Toddlers & Tiaras”:  “@pageant-grandma, in light of your last post, I would like to edit mine thusly:

Ali, I couldn’t give two shits about your star daughter (just being honest), but I love to read any and all posts from insane, delusional pageant moms (just being honest). Keep ‘em comin’!”

Ali on “Toddlers & Tiaras”:  “@pageant grandma to be so opinionated why don’t u share your name, you speak as if u have seen my child.. Like I said in last post I can’t say what I did about hair piece I have actually already rec’d phone calls from editors on reveling too much about what went on behind the scene! But I assure u tori was the one to beat Dane knew it I was sabatoged so her normal clients would have an edge! Which is fine with me my daughter walking away with a high title despite her efforts and lets face it, it made the episode a hit!”

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
PottyMouth

When she isn't screaming curses at various dance show judges or washing her OWN mouth out with soap, PottyMouth is a proud mama to a gorgeous little boy. And yes, she knows everyone says that about their kids, but it's true when she says it. YES IT IS. Fuck you. She also laments throwing away the chance to be a trophy wife, and would like to find a rich husband so she can sit on her ass all day long and watch TV. If you are fabulously wealthy, look like Hugh Jackman (or ARE in fact Hugh Jackman), and are turned on by foul-mouthed, mature, slightly smooshy women, then she just may be the gal for you. Please send picture, references and your latest bank statement for review.

15 Comments

  1. 1
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 8:32 am

    Wow, there was some crazy I thankfully avoided on the Hell’s Kitchen and T&T boards. I’m definitely looking forward to all the various “Shane is gay” Big Brother jokes upcoming in August & September.

  2. 2
    DizzyLizzy
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 9:23 am

    Merry Christmas all! Man I love those T&T posts…I don’t even watch the show but I love the gasm and I love the crazy T&T posts in between reading the posts for my regular shows, it’s like a whole seperate show of its own!

    Looking forward to the rest of the comments. I guess I’ll have to try and be snarkier next year to make it to the major leagues!

  3. 3
    LAC LAC
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 10:27 am

    I forgot the cray cray that “toddlers” and “hell’s kitchen” brought. Merry Christmas, loves!!!

  4. 4
    georgiababe
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 10:42 am

    TNT recaps have the best comments ever. TNT really ought to have its own Commentgasm – a PAGEANT, shall we say – with Ultimate Cheese Supreme prizes. Well, just meaningless titles really, we have to be true to the pageant world!

  5. 5
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 11:00 am

    Imagine a T&T Delusina getting a whole page to herself. And beating out KM in the process.

    I sit in awe.

  6. 6
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 11:12 am

    I forgot all about Zorro. They were almost on T&T level of crazy. I also forgot about Ali and that insane thread with KM.

    How could I forget what an eventful month July was? A month that was apparently a good one for me.

  7. 7
    Kammie
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Pottymouth you just made my Christmas! Not the iPhone, cowboy boots, gift certificates, spending time with family, great food, and oh yeah, the whole savior being born thing…just the fact that I finally made it onto one of these! Merry Christmas, indeed!

  8. 8
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    Pottymouth, gave me the best present ever!! I made another commentgasm!! Woo Hoo. Seems like T&T brings out the best in me! :)

    Merry Christmas all. Hope everyone is having a wonderful day.

  9. 9
    April
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    I officially don’t have a life because I get so excited and rush through each of these just hoping they used one of my quotes. I got to get a hobby. ; ) love you guys and thanks! As an occasional drunk mom myself, I like to think I am pretty darn fun!

    Also thank you so much for the Alcide butt. OMG!!!!!! BIG DICK RITCHIE!

  10. 10
    wcsdancer
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 6:34 pm

    Yay! You like me! You really like me!* Thanks for the shoutout…I love reading this site, both the recaps and the comments. I can always count on a good laugh, and often so hard I cry!

    *For you younguns, that was Sally Fields’ reaction to one of her Oscar wins.

  11. 11
    Chicken Lips
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    I’m with georgiababe – we need a comment pageant! We can have different categories (“Comment on Mom of Choice”, “That’s your definition of beauty?” “Sparkle, baby!”, etc.) and different at-the-door optionals (“Funniest Comment”, “Most Readable” (all the visiting pageant moms would probably be out at this point), “Best Comment on the Worst Hairstyle”, etc.).

    The winner can be named Ultimate Grand Supreme with extra cheese and ‘shrooms and win a $10 savings bond and an Eyekia (generic IKEA) put it together yourself 4 poster “princess” bed.

    Whoa – I put wayyyyyy too much thought into that. I was already dreaming about how I would rock the comment box and sparkle at the competition while thinking up all the sour grapes excuses I could have at the ready when I didn’t win. You gotta be prepared you know. My go to would probably be along the lines of “The fix is in! Only people in the inner circle are going to win!” Ah, dreams.

  12. 12
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 6:35 am

    OMGL– brilliant!!!!! I love these comments down memory lane!!!!
    Thanks Pottykins!!!!!! And am going to do my best to keep my snarkin’ up to scratch!!!

  13. 13
    Mere2142
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 6:54 am

    Wow…july brought out all of the trolls!! So much fun to revisit this.

  14. 14
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    My God – look at that ass on that man.

    I mean, great comments, everyone!

  15. 15
    iwantadventure
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 9:44 pm

    Oh Mmm Geee! I just discovered this and it totally made my day…Is that sad?! I don’t care! It made me laugh, that’s enough!

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *

*
*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Human Verification: In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.