Commentgasm: Best in Comments: July 2012

Recaps

By PottyMouth | Tuesday, December 25, 2012 | 7:00 am | 15 Comments
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Ali on “Toddlers & Tiaras”:  “She is reading dont you worry, im sure her supporters are posting or will soon, they probobly arent back from their weekend pageant where they came back winners because they choose to put up with bullshit in return for fake wins!!
See they honestly do have power, which is sad to say in most national level pageants, they dictate to their students where to compete, which is normal, but in their case they do it by which director allows their mother to have here grubby little hands in the outcome.
You dont have to be a rocket scientist to figure this out i mean an uneducated hick like myself has it figured out. Cristina has a huge following because frankly she is DA bomb, so when she suggests a certain pageant that she supports to her following students of 59 plus girls they all go to said pageant which is between 500-1500 a head for entry, then she books lessons for 2 solid days before clear until midnight at $100 an hour, and sister dane the great h/m artist gets to book as many as she can for h/m at 200.00 a piece! Poor director if she doesnt call the winners like mom Val sees fit, the director will not have their pageant group backing them anymore, you do the math! So these directors can choose to stick to their morals or feed their families and give the wins according to the way Val see’s fit! Just to clairify I never said they werent always deserved their are some amazingly talented pageant girls under Cristina that have deserved every win, but their are a lot that win because they do more lessons, kiss more ass, or take more shit off them! So before all the Supreme moms go to bitching, there should be nothing to bitch about unless you think i am refering to you, you attention whores! I am just the only one who is not scared to stand up for myself I am not ok with buying a crown, even if my dd won ultimate and me and Val were bff (lol) i wld hate leaving wondering if it was based on talent or because i help feed her fat ass! So needless to say we will probobly have to take up another sport because Val has had her grubby hands in pageants for years and that will not change, luckily the next thing my dd touches will turn to gold as well!! i mean i see why they hate me, Tori has done pageants 3 years and only had a handful of lessons, only done a few national level pageants, we borrow or rent dresses, and she still shows up and kicks the asses of the girls that do lessons weekly, compete nationally at the least twice a month, and have the best wardrobe money could buy!! Thats the difference in a child wanting it and a mother wanting it! Sorry so long just wanted to share all that since we were all being honest with one another!!”

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PottyMouth

When she isn't screaming curses at various dance show judges or washing her OWN mouth out with soap, PottyMouth is a proud mama to a gorgeous little boy. And yes, she knows everyone says that about their kids, but it's true when she says it. YES IT IS. Fuck you. She also laments throwing away the chance to be a trophy wife, and would like to find a rich husband so she can sit on her ass all day long and watch TV. If you are fabulously wealthy, look like Hugh Jackman (or ARE in fact Hugh Jackman), and are turned on by foul-mouthed, mature, slightly smooshy women, then she just may be the gal for you. Please send picture, references and your latest bank statement for review.

15 Comments

  1. 1
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 8:32 am

    Wow, there was some crazy I thankfully avoided on the Hell’s Kitchen and T&T boards. I’m definitely looking forward to all the various “Shane is gay” Big Brother jokes upcoming in August & September.

  2. 2
    DizzyLizzy
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 9:23 am

    Merry Christmas all! Man I love those T&T posts…I don’t even watch the show but I love the gasm and I love the crazy T&T posts in between reading the posts for my regular shows, it’s like a whole seperate show of its own!

    Looking forward to the rest of the comments. I guess I’ll have to try and be snarkier next year to make it to the major leagues!

  3. 3
    LAC LAC
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 10:27 am

    I forgot the cray cray that “toddlers” and “hell’s kitchen” brought. Merry Christmas, loves!!!

  4. 4
    georgiababe
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 10:42 am

    TNT recaps have the best comments ever. TNT really ought to have its own Commentgasm – a PAGEANT, shall we say – with Ultimate Cheese Supreme prizes. Well, just meaningless titles really, we have to be true to the pageant world!

  5. 5
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 11:00 am

    Imagine a T&T Delusina getting a whole page to herself. And beating out KM in the process.

    I sit in awe.

  6. 6
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 11:12 am

    I forgot all about Zorro. They were almost on T&T level of crazy. I also forgot about Ali and that insane thread with KM.

    How could I forget what an eventful month July was? A month that was apparently a good one for me.

  7. 7
    Kammie
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Pottymouth you just made my Christmas! Not the iPhone, cowboy boots, gift certificates, spending time with family, great food, and oh yeah, the whole savior being born thing…just the fact that I finally made it onto one of these! Merry Christmas, indeed!

  8. 8
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    Pottymouth, gave me the best present ever!! I made another commentgasm!! Woo Hoo. Seems like T&T brings out the best in me! :)

    Merry Christmas all. Hope everyone is having a wonderful day.

  9. 9
    April
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    I officially don’t have a life because I get so excited and rush through each of these just hoping they used one of my quotes. I got to get a hobby. ; ) love you guys and thanks! As an occasional drunk mom myself, I like to think I am pretty darn fun!

    Also thank you so much for the Alcide butt. OMG!!!!!! BIG DICK RITCHIE!

  10. 10
    wcsdancer
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 6:34 pm

    Yay! You like me! You really like me!* Thanks for the shoutout…I love reading this site, both the recaps and the comments. I can always count on a good laugh, and often so hard I cry!

    *For you younguns, that was Sally Fields’ reaction to one of her Oscar wins.

  11. 11
    Chicken Lips
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    I’m with georgiababe – we need a comment pageant! We can have different categories (“Comment on Mom of Choice”, “That’s your definition of beauty?” “Sparkle, baby!”, etc.) and different at-the-door optionals (“Funniest Comment”, “Most Readable” (all the visiting pageant moms would probably be out at this point), “Best Comment on the Worst Hairstyle”, etc.).

    The winner can be named Ultimate Grand Supreme with extra cheese and ‘shrooms and win a $10 savings bond and an Eyekia (generic IKEA) put it together yourself 4 poster “princess” bed.

    Whoa – I put wayyyyyy too much thought into that. I was already dreaming about how I would rock the comment box and sparkle at the competition while thinking up all the sour grapes excuses I could have at the ready when I didn’t win. You gotta be prepared you know. My go to would probably be along the lines of “The fix is in! Only people in the inner circle are going to win!” Ah, dreams.

  12. 12
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 6:35 am

    OMGL– brilliant!!!!! I love these comments down memory lane!!!!
    Thanks Pottykins!!!!!! And am going to do my best to keep my snarkin’ up to scratch!!!

  13. 13
    Mere2142
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 6:54 am

    Wow…july brought out all of the trolls!! So much fun to revisit this.

  14. 14
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    My God – look at that ass on that man.

    I mean, great comments, everyone!

  15. 15
    iwantadventure
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 9:44 pm

    Oh Mmm Geee! I just discovered this and it totally made my day…Is that sad?! I don’t care! It made me laugh, that’s enough!

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