Commentgasm: Best In Comments: March 2012

Recaps

By CynTV | Wednesday, December 19, 2012 | 7:00 am | 15 Comments
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***CynTV takes on March! Enjoy!

March was the time of the great Tvgasm power outage, where we all pulled our hair and screamed and drank all the alcohol in our homes. Yes – even the mouthwash. It’s got alcohol, too. Hey – I was desperate! Then came Avatargate, where Flipit messed with our alter-egos like some Machiavellian Phantom of the Opera. Let’s dive in, shall we? – CynTV

Notwithoutmytv on The Bachelor (Ben Flajnik): That guy is really… unfortunate-looking. In almost every picture here, he looks like an anemic chimpanzee.

LAC on Project Runway: I am just waiting for the episode where Austin has the vapors, Chunk cries all his mascara off and Mondo makes bitchy comments under his breath. Oh wait, that happened already, right?

2muchBravo on Project Runway: They must shoot the talking head interviews wildly out of sequence. I noticed Scarlett’s mustache was gone but then in one of the talking heads it was back! Then I wondered if he did something terribly dramatic like cover it with stage makeup.

Matisyahu Serious on RuPaul’s Drag Race: I don’t always masturbate to this show, but when I do, I feel guilty.

Sarcastire on RuPaul’s Drag Race: Now, I love Willam. He had me at “Ooh, someone’s a size 26? I hope she doesn’t have diabetes.” LOL! I still chuckle at that. However, we keep hearing about Willam’s illustrious acting career so it’s only a matter of time before someone heads over to IMDB. Forgive me girl, but I am giving major side-eye. Willam has a ton of acting credits under his belt, including an esteemed role as “Drag Performer #1.” Or, the more SAG-worthy, “Bus Top Drag Queen.” (Say what you will, but if “Bathroom Tranny” didn’t win her a Golden Globe, the Gods must be crazy.) While I find some titles impressive, one must admit that appearing on Cold Case as a nameless character doesn’t make one an actor. It makes you an extra. Extra fabulous!

Sarcastire on Recaps: We’re baaaaack! Mostly: I love these new avatars. They’re like boogers from the Mucinex commercials.

ChaCha on Recaps: We’re baaaaack! Mostly: @sarcasatire: Boogers! I love it…that’s what I call my Inner 12-year-old Boy. Now he has an avatar. Woohoo.

Faye on Recaps: We’re baaaaack! Mostly: This is a better feeling than looking behind you, seeing no one and having a chance to remove underwear from your butt!!

Lindaw205 on Recaps: We’re baaaack! Mostly: I like the avatars but I think they look like cooties. So I guess I like cooties.

Sarcastire on Recaps: We’re baaaack! Mostly: My avatar is Snooki with morning sickness.

AmyOops on Top Chef: Does seeing Flipit give one magical powers? Cuz if so I’m SO there.

Dear Crabby on Top Chef: I think the whole salt thing was totally racist! Where was the pepper? In the back of the bus, that’s where. Bastards.

Derek Hazelton on Survivor: Here’s hoping Cunton’s (love that, Itchy!) housekeeper has seen/read “The Help” and wants to serve Cunton a special homemade pie after his time on Survivor has ended.

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In the immortal words of No Doubt: I'm just a girl. I'm just a girl in the world. Hopefully. There's nothing I like better than mixing a fine cosmo, putting my feet up and laughing my ass off reading a Tvgasm recap. The reality is that the cosmo is actually a grape Kool Aid - but the rest of it is true!!

15 Comments

  1. 1
    georgiababe
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 7:20 am

    Oh dear, I’m 1/3 for being hilarious. It’s quite clear to me what the problem is: I don’t watch enough trashy television. I know what I must do.

  2. 2
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 7:22 am

    I made it! HOORAY!!!! This was the month that my ex-husband and I separated so I totally forgot I wrote that and it feels like a lifetime ago. I feel proud.

    Holla!

  3. 3
    Dashley Dashley
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 8:39 am

    Wow. I think I didn’t discover this site til after March, because I gotta tell you – I would have remembered those Bachelor finale comments. Sheesh. Not to say I don’t completely agree, though! Ben was a douche, man – I guess I managed to block out the memory of his douchiness until now.

  4. 4
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 9:27 am

    wow–and another knod!!!!! Thanks CynTV—-am going to work hard to keep up the good snark!!!!!

  5. 5
    LAC LAC
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 9:35 am

    OMG – the new commentgasm is here, the new commentgasm is here! I am somebody!

    God, we got some funny snark here. I needed this after two days on my back with a miserable cold.

  6. 6
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 11:15 am

    I am just so happy to gave Commentgasm back. Reading all the great lines is like having Christmas right now in…

    Oh wait. It’s December. Well, it’s like having Christmas.

    Even though we actually are having Christmas…

    I mean it’s…

    Nevermind.

  7. 7
    captain save-uh-hoe
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 11:27 am

    I must have been sober during the first few months of this year! And dude, why did I just have to watch a 25 seconce crest commerical to get the security code? I use Colgate, dammit!

  8. 8
    annie annie
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Woo hoo! I made it :)

    These are great comments Gasmi! We are a funny, snarky, and awesome bunch for sure

  9. 9
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 11:46 am

    @Parisi – I’m also finishing up October (way to slide in under the gun she says to self), and I think you’re in that month too. Hope you’re doing well.
    @snowshoecat – I agree. Love, love reading everyone’s comments!
    @hot cawfee – Aw thanks. I needed that. I managed to get the flu over the last weekend after feeling crappy for 2 weeks. Thank God that’s mostly over and done with. Now if someone will recap my meager LATC recaps…

  10. 10
    mere2142
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    I love reliving all of these comments! And I finally made it in though I don’t remember saying that…oh well!

  11. 11
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    @Cyn-Thank you hun. As long as I make someone laugh, I feel better. Or when I take a few of my pain pills. Either way, I feel better!

  12. 12
    labowner
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    Sure it was a cold that had you on your back LAC :)

  13. 13
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    Totally agree @LAC! Last year I had just started visiting the site and I’ve been patiently waiting a year for Commentgasm lol. Yay!

    Thanks, @CynTV!! I feel like somebody now, too :-)

  14. 14
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 7:35 pm

    Thanks @CynTV, for including me 3 times! :-) I could make fun of GG and Colton all day!

  15. 15
    maryedith
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    Wow, I was really angry at The Walking Dead back then. That show did a total 180! Thanks for noticing me, Cyn.

    @Captain, my code is always about Dish, which I would never, ever trade DirecTV for.

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