***CynTV takes on March! Enjoy!
March was the time of the great Tvgasm power outage, where we all pulled our hair and screamed and drank all the alcohol in our homes. Yes – even the mouthwash. It’s got alcohol, too. Hey – I was desperate! Then came Avatargate, where Flipit messed with our alter-egos like some Machiavellian Phantom of the Opera. Let’s dive in, shall we? – CynTV
Notwithoutmytv on The Bachelor (Ben Flajnik): That guy is really… unfortunate-looking. In almost every picture here, he looks like an anemic chimpanzee.
LAC on Project Runway: I am just waiting for the episode where Austin has the vapors, Chunk cries all his mascara off and Mondo makes bitchy comments under his breath. Oh wait, that happened already, right?
2muchBravo on Project Runway: They must shoot the talking head interviews wildly out of sequence. I noticed Scarlett’s mustache was gone but then in one of the talking heads it was back! Then I wondered if he did something terribly dramatic like cover it with stage makeup.
Matisyahu Serious on RuPaul’s Drag Race: I don’t always masturbate to this show, but when I do, I feel guilty.
Sarcastire on RuPaul’s Drag Race: Now, I love Willam. He had me at “Ooh, someone’s a size 26? I hope she doesn’t have diabetes.” LOL! I still chuckle at that. However, we keep hearing about Willam’s illustrious acting career so it’s only a matter of time before someone heads over to IMDB. Forgive me girl, but I am giving major side-eye. Willam has a ton of acting credits under his belt, including an esteemed role as “Drag Performer #1.” Or, the more SAG-worthy, “Bus Top Drag Queen.” (Say what you will, but if “Bathroom Tranny” didn’t win her a Golden Globe, the Gods must be crazy.) While I find some titles impressive, one must admit that appearing on Cold Case as a nameless character doesn’t make one an actor. It makes you an extra. Extra fabulous!
Sarcastire on Recaps: We’re baaaaack! Mostly: I love these new avatars. They’re like boogers from the Mucinex commercials.
ChaCha on Recaps: We’re baaaaack! Mostly: @sarcasatire: Boogers! I love it…that’s what I call my Inner 12-year-old Boy. Now he has an avatar. Woohoo.
Faye on Recaps: We’re baaaaack! Mostly: This is a better feeling than looking behind you, seeing no one and having a chance to remove underwear from your butt!!
Lindaw205 on Recaps: We’re baaaack! Mostly: I like the avatars but I think they look like cooties. So I guess I like cooties.
Sarcastire on Recaps: We’re baaaack! Mostly: My avatar is Snooki with morning sickness.
AmyOops on Top Chef: Does seeing Flipit give one magical powers? Cuz if so I’m SO there.
Dear Crabby on Top Chef: I think the whole salt thing was totally racist! Where was the pepper? In the back of the bus, that’s where. Bastards.
Derek Hazelton on Survivor: Here’s hoping Cunton’s (love that, Itchy!) housekeeper has seen/read “The Help” and wants to serve Cunton a special homemade pie after his time on Survivor has ended.