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SuburBint on Jersey Shore: This show left anything remotely close to “reality” about five minutes into the first season, when the MTV/495 execs realized the gold mine they had unwittingly stumbled upon, offered up burnt sacrifices and libations to the casting gods, and leaned back in their Italian leather desk chairs, watching the numbers climb in their Swiss bank accounts.
Bluzgirl on The Walking Dead: This was a great episode and as always, a stellar recap. Your Boy Scouts story was hilarious. Do you get a badge for executions too? HAHA.
Maryedith on the Walking Dead: Boy, going atheist sure turns a nice kid into a little shit, doesn’t it?
Pegster on Dance Moms: My favorite part of this episode was the previews for next week, when Crabby throws Holly OUT, presumably for being the only mature adult in the room.
Brneyedgrrl on Dance Moms: Could they disqualify someone from a fake competition? Is that like getting fired from your volunteer position?
Snowshoecat on Storage Wars: Oh Cath… Why are “tank-top-loving, hairy shouldered” men always on display? That is one reason Minnesota is ideal in the winter.
NotWithoutMyTV on The Bachelor: When they were first creating this show, a trained orangutan was supposed to deliver the date cards, and to amble into the room and hold up a sign when there was only one rose left. If the bachelor was having “a tough time deciding between all these great girls that he’s in love with”, he could sit down for a heart-to-heart with the orangutan, who would show his teeth or cover his head with his arms or do other adorable reaction shots. However, Chris Harrison agreed to work cheaper than the Orangutan, and that’s how we got our current fearless host.
Kitwild on Celebrity Apprentice: This is by far the best recap of Celeb App on the net. FUNNNEEEE! We Claymates are enjoying the comments and the pics beyond your wildest dreams. Keep it up! [Just don't poke too much fun at our guy, hear!] Editor’s note: Is this you, Kathy Griffin?
Matisyahu Serious on American Idol: One positive thing you can say about Shannon’s singing – she’s really tall. Joy-Subtraction on Ru-Paul’s Drag Race: What’s with Phi Phi serving up Menudo realness in the interviews with that 80s white collared, striped Polo-style shirt and the lame white hat stuck to the back of her head? It’s almost as ugly as her personality.
Cherie on Bad Girls Club: I cannot wait until the Twats get jumped. I usually try not to see anything ahead of time but sources on here say it’s gonna happen and my ass will have popcorn and vodka ready when it does. Cause I’m classy like that.
Mere2142 on Jersey Shore: I love how you compare Mike’s strategy sessions in the diary room as having the same intensity of D Day. Jionni stayed with Nicole when she banged Vinny 3 minutes after they broke up in Italy. Does he really think this will ruin their relationship??