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Wednesday, December 19, 2012
7:00 am
15 Comments
Tagged: 2012, Commentgasm, gasmii, March, recap
SnoopK8 on Jersey Shore: Deena makes me sad, but I also wanna smack her in the head with a copy of “He’s Just Not That into you.”
Buffy on Jersey Shore: And one more thing about Mike: I have a feeling that walking down the street with his arm around a sweaty bare-chested incoherently drunk man is pretty much his definition of heaven.
Canned Ginger on Dance Moms: This is one of the episodes where my boyfriend came by, saw the costumes, and asked if the Mayans were right. Yes, the end is nigh. I’m just happy I wasn’t watching on a full stomach.
LAC on RHOC: Alexis hit it out of the park this episode. Not only did she fall out of the dummy tree, she hit every dumb branch of said tree, and landed on the dumb grass underneath it. Crying over a nose job (how are the second set of those funbags doing, dummy?), “Anastasia”, getting gum stuck in her hair, she is just is a dumb gift that never stops giving. And – I kept thinking that was Tamra’s gay (the one she got in trouble with regarding the teabag comment). Any good hag knows to let her gay in on upcoming shit so that he is not embarrassing her in a social setting. Dwight was a good example of that in the first season of RHOA. Read all in my new book “The proper care and feeding of your Gay”
Snowshoecat on ANTM: I wish that Louise had been sent packing because of her ‘tude. If I had one tenth of her looks, I would be in heaven. Whine, whine, whine. Grow up and read a book.
Luscious on Survivor One World: What’s up with the chair Colton is holding court from? What kind of island grows furniture?
Jimbob Jones on Survivor One World: Ah, of only Hitler had Twitter – “I luv za Jews/ I vuz only kidding!”
WaffleBoy on Top Chef Finale: “Back at Judges’ Table, Daddy Tom proclaims this to have been the best food in all nine seasons of Top Chef” Really? Hasn’t anyone told Tom that if a chef dies with a sin on their sole then they have to go to the Food Network and do a show with Guy Ferrari?
LAC on RHOA: Kim: you are dumber than a box of rocks if your source of truth is Shit by Sheree. And there is no fucking way I am watching a spin off of you lumbering around griping about having to open a door or reading with your lips moving. There are women throughout the world doing what you are doing with no help. And we have seen you travel on a bus – there are 5 year-olds on sugar highs you could give a lesson to in the area of whining. And for the love of Jebus please stop with the “singing”. Your voice is the equivalent of a drive by shooting.
Sarcastire on RHOA: Marlo: You know a bitch isn’t down for the cultural experience when they only thing they bring back from Africa is Hep A. Itchy on American Idol: I can’t wait until Colton’s gay porn video surfaces. You know he’s done at least one. And yeah, what’s up with all the ugly this season? If I wanted to watch ugly people singing bad songs, I’d look in the mirror. Hey. Wait. Lemme rephrase that.
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Oh dear, I’m 1/3 for being hilarious. It’s quite clear to me what the problem is: I don’t watch enough trashy television. I know what I must do.
I made it! HOORAY!!!! This was the month that my ex-husband and I separated so I totally forgot I wrote that and it feels like a lifetime ago. I feel proud.
Holla!
Wow. I think I didn’t discover this site til after March, because I gotta tell you – I would have remembered those Bachelor finale comments. Sheesh. Not to say I don’t completely agree, though! Ben was a douche, man – I guess I managed to block out the memory of his douchiness until now.
wow–and another knod!!!!! Thanks CynTV—-am going to work hard to keep up the good snark!!!!!
OMG – the new commentgasm is here, the new commentgasm is here! I am somebody!
God, we got some funny snark here. I needed this after two days on my back with a miserable cold.
I am just so happy to gave Commentgasm back. Reading all the great lines is like having Christmas right now in…
Oh wait. It’s December. Well, it’s like having Christmas.
Even though we actually are having Christmas…
I mean it’s…
Nevermind.
I must have been sober during the first few months of this year! And dude, why did I just have to watch a 25 seconce crest commerical to get the security code? I use Colgate, dammit!
Woo hoo! I made it
These are great comments Gasmi! We are a funny, snarky, and awesome bunch for sure
@Parisi – I’m also finishing up October (way to slide in under the gun she says to self), and I think you’re in that month too. Hope you’re doing well.
@snowshoecat – I agree. Love, love reading everyone’s comments!
@hot cawfee – Aw thanks. I needed that. I managed to get the flu over the last weekend after feeling crappy for 2 weeks. Thank God that’s mostly over and done with. Now if someone will recap my meager LATC recaps…
I love reliving all of these comments! And I finally made it in though I don’t remember saying that…oh well!
@Cyn-Thank you hun. As long as I make someone laugh, I feel better. Or when I take a few of my pain pills. Either way, I feel better!
Sure it was a cold that had you on your back LAC
Totally agree @LAC! Last year I had just started visiting the site and I’ve been patiently waiting a year for Commentgasm lol. Yay!
Thanks, @CynTV!! I feel like somebody now, too
Thanks @CynTV, for including me 3 times!
I could make fun of GG and Colton all day!
Wow, I was really angry at The Walking Dead back then. That show did a total 180! Thanks for noticing me, Cyn.
@Captain, my code is always about Dish, which I would never, ever trade DirecTV for.