SnoopK8 on Jersey Shore: Deena makes me sad, but I also wanna smack her in the head with a copy of “He’s Just Not That into you.”
Buffy on Jersey Shore: And one more thing about Mike: I have a feeling that walking down the street with his arm around a sweaty bare-chested incoherently drunk man is pretty much his definition of heaven.
Canned Ginger on Dance Moms: This is one of the episodes where my boyfriend came by, saw the costumes, and asked if the Mayans were right. Yes, the end is nigh. I’m just happy I wasn’t watching on a full stomach.
LAC on RHOC: Alexis hit it out of the park this episode. Not only did she fall out of the dummy tree, she hit every dumb branch of said tree, and landed on the dumb grass underneath it. Crying over a nose job (how are the second set of those funbags doing, dummy?), “Anastasia”, getting gum stuck in her hair, she is just is a dumb gift that never stops giving. And – I kept thinking that was Tamra’s gay (the one she got in trouble with regarding the teabag comment). Any good hag knows to let her gay in on upcoming shit so that he is not embarrassing her in a social setting. Dwight was a good example of that in the first season of RHOA. Read all in my new book “The proper care and feeding of your Gay”
Snowshoecat on ANTM: I wish that Louise had been sent packing because of her ‘tude. If I had one tenth of her looks, I would be in heaven. Whine, whine, whine. Grow up and read a book.
Luscious on Survivor One World: What’s up with the chair Colton is holding court from? What kind of island grows furniture?
Jimbob Jones on Survivor One World: Ah, of only Hitler had Twitter – “I luv za Jews/ I vuz only kidding!”
WaffleBoy on Top Chef Finale: “Back at Judges’ Table, Daddy Tom proclaims this to have been the best food in all nine seasons of Top Chef” Really? Hasn’t anyone told Tom that if a chef dies with a sin on their sole then they have to go to the Food Network and do a show with Guy Ferrari?
LAC on RHOA: Kim: you are dumber than a box of rocks if your source of truth is Shit by Sheree. And there is no fucking way I am watching a spin off of you lumbering around griping about having to open a door or reading with your lips moving. There are women throughout the world doing what you are doing with no help. And we have seen you travel on a bus – there are 5 year-olds on sugar highs you could give a lesson to in the area of whining. And for the love of Jebus please stop with the “singing”. Your voice is the equivalent of a drive by shooting.
Sarcastire on RHOA: Marlo: You know a bitch isn’t down for the cultural experience when they only thing they bring back from Africa is Hep A. Itchy on American Idol: I can’t wait until Colton’s gay porn video surfaces. You know he’s done at least one. And yeah, what’s up with all the ugly this season? If I wanted to watch ugly people singing bad songs, I’d look in the mirror. Hey. Wait. Lemme rephrase that.