Commentgasm: Best In Comments: March 2012

Recaps

By CynTV | Wednesday, December 19, 2012 | 7:00 am | 15 Comments
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LAC on Million Dollar Listing-New York: Michael seems the one who a push into incoming traffic will become a secret prayer this season. Daddy,I need a purpose in life! Daddy, get me into the real estate world! Daddy, what do I do with the sexy older lady in the bed?

Pegster on The Walking Dead: Two deaths in two weeks and neither is stupid, annoying CARL. You know they’re going to have to kill him off at some point, because eventually we’ll look at him and be all, “Ok, it’s only been 8 months since the outbreak, so why is it that Carl is old enough to shave? WAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTT!”

Derek Hazelton on Shahs of Sunset: I didn’t understand the H&M argument either, except that I think GG took it to mean that Asa was referring to her as “cheap” or whatever, although to be fair, GG does dress like she’s Jessica Alba’s character from the movie, “Honey.”

Hot Cawfee on Shahs of Sunset: I cannot wait to see this show– I am thinking only one pint of pinot to see me thru it. I am all about the promotion of cultural diversity and understanding– am sure I saw these kids in “Clueless” as Persian Mafia extras. I will however brook no disrespecting of H&M– bitch better mind her Ps and Qs on that score.

MrsMiaWallace on Shahs of Sunset: Hate GG, I know I’m being told to by editing but when she brags about having no job, no interest in homemaking and a goal to be lavishly supported by a husband I feel she needs to explain that she can suck the chrome off a fender before I will accept she has any right to happiness.

Miss Sarcasmic on Shahs of Sunset: So I just finished watching & this is on par with the hot mess that was Lifetime’s Russian dolls (and not the good kind of hot mess) but with bravo level production. I was underwhelmed to say the least, but I’ll probably watch it again because lord knows I’m not watching those orange county clown hookers.

Cam on The Bachelor Finale: Why would Ben tell Lindzi he loves her ? RIGHT before he dumps her? What an ass. Usually in the after show, the “winning” gal is all upset about his feelings for the runner-up, is jealous, insecure, etc. Not this go round ! It was all about boo-hoo, the media took our special time away. Did they? Or did the producers ? And C’ney due to her crappy comments all season long? I love this show. Love to hate ! oh and I can’t forget to mention? Courtney’s voice? I’m sure you all noticed her inflections? Whether it was a question or not? Everything she says sure sounds like one?!?!?! And.. Oh yeah! When Ben vehemently denied kissing another woman since the finale (referring the Us picture of him with another gal), I really wish Chris Harrison asked him WHY HIS HAND WAS ON HER ASS. (Editor’s Note: I love catching multiple awesome comments. It’s like a double rainbow.)

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In the immortal words of No Doubt: I'm just a girl. I'm just a girl in the world. Hopefully. There's nothing I like better than mixing a fine cosmo, putting my feet up and laughing my ass off reading a Tvgasm recap. The reality is that the cosmo is actually a grape Kool Aid - but the rest of it is true!!

15 Comments

  1. 1
    georgiababe
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 7:20 am

    Oh dear, I’m 1/3 for being hilarious. It’s quite clear to me what the problem is: I don’t watch enough trashy television. I know what I must do.

  2. 2
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 7:22 am

    I made it! HOORAY!!!! This was the month that my ex-husband and I separated so I totally forgot I wrote that and it feels like a lifetime ago. I feel proud.

    Holla!

  3. 3
    Dashley Dashley
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 8:39 am

    Wow. I think I didn’t discover this site til after March, because I gotta tell you – I would have remembered those Bachelor finale comments. Sheesh. Not to say I don’t completely agree, though! Ben was a douche, man – I guess I managed to block out the memory of his douchiness until now.

  4. 4
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 9:27 am

    wow–and another knod!!!!! Thanks CynTV—-am going to work hard to keep up the good snark!!!!!

  5. 5
    LAC LAC
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 9:35 am

    OMG – the new commentgasm is here, the new commentgasm is here! I am somebody!

    God, we got some funny snark here. I needed this after two days on my back with a miserable cold.

  6. 6
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 11:15 am

    I am just so happy to gave Commentgasm back. Reading all the great lines is like having Christmas right now in…

    Oh wait. It’s December. Well, it’s like having Christmas.

    Even though we actually are having Christmas…

    I mean it’s…

    Nevermind.

  7. 7
    captain save-uh-hoe
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 11:27 am

    I must have been sober during the first few months of this year! And dude, why did I just have to watch a 25 seconce crest commerical to get the security code? I use Colgate, dammit!

  8. 8
    annie annie
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Woo hoo! I made it :)

    These are great comments Gasmi! We are a funny, snarky, and awesome bunch for sure

  9. 9
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 11:46 am

    @Parisi – I’m also finishing up October (way to slide in under the gun she says to self), and I think you’re in that month too. Hope you’re doing well.
    @snowshoecat – I agree. Love, love reading everyone’s comments!
    @hot cawfee – Aw thanks. I needed that. I managed to get the flu over the last weekend after feeling crappy for 2 weeks. Thank God that’s mostly over and done with. Now if someone will recap my meager LATC recaps…

  10. 10
    mere2142
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    I love reliving all of these comments! And I finally made it in though I don’t remember saying that…oh well!

  11. 11
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    @Cyn-Thank you hun. As long as I make someone laugh, I feel better. Or when I take a few of my pain pills. Either way, I feel better!

  12. 12
    labowner
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    Sure it was a cold that had you on your back LAC :)

  13. 13
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    Totally agree @LAC! Last year I had just started visiting the site and I’ve been patiently waiting a year for Commentgasm lol. Yay!

    Thanks, @CynTV!! I feel like somebody now, too :-)

  14. 14
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 7:35 pm

    Thanks @CynTV, for including me 3 times! :-) I could make fun of GG and Colton all day!

  15. 15
    maryedith
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    Wow, I was really angry at The Walking Dead back then. That show did a total 180! Thanks for noticing me, Cyn.

    @Captain, my code is always about Dish, which I would never, ever trade DirecTV for.

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