Polk8dot on The Bachelor Finale: … Overall, I think Ben has shown himself to be a callous, empty-headed, juvenile, heartless and above all selfish, cad. He takes over the mantle of a man-wh0re from Bob Guinney; the mantle of a coward and a pus$y from Jason Mesnick; the mantle of the ultimate I-know-better dumbass from Jake Pavelka. May you reign supreme for many, many seasons, you douche, along with you evil queen, and may she pester your existence. You guys sooooooo deserve each other.
Notwithoutmytv on The Bachelor Finale: That’s the trope: “You’re fantastic and you’re everything I’ve ever wanted. I’m the luckiest man in the world for having met you. I love you more than anyone else in the entire universe… except for that other bimbo. So. Catch you on the flip? I guess?” All the screen captures in these recaps make Ben’s protruding jaw look even more like that of a learning disabled Australopithecus than usual. I bet Ben’s dad is in heaven doing an everlasting face palm. And… …Jason Mesnick will forever wear the mantle of “Heavy Weight Champion Pussy of the World”. Any would-be Champion Pussy challenger would look at the footage of Mesnick sniveling on a balcony and say “Nope. Can’t no one beat that pussy.”
Ash1 on The Bachelor Finale: Anyway…Good to solve the mystery of where Ben got his monkey face…mom is a walking advertisement for evolution… Unfortunately, he also must have gotten his brains from her, since she was so easily snookered by creepy baby-woman Courtney. The winner here is Lindsay (not going to do it) who managed to escape the monkey-fingers and bad genes of Ben and will live to tan another day. Thank god this season is over. Hey abc, crazy idea…next time pick a guy who has ANY ONE of these qualities: 1. great personality 2. intelligence 3. smokin’ hotness. In other words…whatever criteria you used to choose Ben, use the opposite next time!
Maryedith on The River: Also, if Lena gives ONE MORE “WTF” look to the cameraman I am going to reach into my tv and smack her. We’ve got it; you’re supposed to be being filmed ON THE SHOW.
SuburBint on Celebrity Apprentice: I’m pretty sure when Adam said he was “tumescent” he meant it as in “I have a chubby.” That’s the context that the word is usually used in, and frankly I’m impressed that his vocabulary extends that far. And… Loved the whole Padme Amidala/Cruella DeVille’s love child bit. I am surprised every week by how smart Aubrey is, I tend to forget because I’m still marveling over how they got a life-sized Barbie doll to move and speak so naturally. Must be witchcraft.
Snowshoecat on Celebrity Apprentice: Grrrrrrrrr. Money and powah! Trump is eeeeeeeeevil. When we all go to hell (with our beer) he better not be nearby ’cause we won’t even sell him any. Better yet, I hope he is so rich and powerful that he gets his own private hell. Debbie Who?