Commentgasm: Best In Comments: March 2012

Recaps

By CynTV | Wednesday, December 19, 2012 | 7:00 am | 15 Comments
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(Editor’s Note: That first line is probably my favorite comment EVER.)

NotWithoutMyTV on RHOC: I’d just like to remind Don that a contract killing is a much faster, cleaner, and more final way to end a marriage than a divorce. Even if he hired a pro, the cost would be about the same as a divorce. And right now, I bet Gretchen might even help him defray the cost.

Itchy on Project Runway All Stars: I’d always assumed that “bitchy, moody, oddly dressed troll-like drama queen” was part of the fashion designer’s job description? So … Mondo for the win!

SuburBint on ANTM: Maybe her (Tyra) education was like in Community. “I thought you had a degree from Columbia?” “Yes, but now I need one from the United States.” There’s surely a mail-order degree mill with the word “Harvard” somewhere in its name.

Crankyguy on Survivor One World: Why did the losing tribe get all those supplies? It looked like Home Depot had dropped off a truckload for them. It’s almost to the point where the living conditions on Big Brother are worse than on Survivor.

Anniedawg25 on The Walking Dead: Jimmy wins the award for “Stupidest Move during Zombie Apocalypse”. After Carl and Rick jumped on the Winnebago, instead of taking off and letting them roof surf like “Teen Wolf” while plowing through Walkers, he STOPS, puts it in PARK and gets eaten alive in .5 seconds. Well done, Jimmy. I mean, shit, at least Carol managed to fend them off with a stick out in the open.

LdyJne114 on the Walking Dead: I think no one pays attention to Carl because they all hate him as much as we do. Lol

Maryedith on The Walking Dead: Did anyone notice how polite those zombies were with each other when they broke through the fence at the beginning? Would that rock concert fans were so patient! Not one zombie got trampled!

LAC on Fashion Star: Ass zippers, poor Audrey Hepburn being summoned from the grave, suits that made me itch and sweat looking at them on TV, and queeny tears…Lord, this show is growing on me. Of course making Nicole Ritchie look normal is a feat in itself. And Jessica, honey? Nobody wants to know about your birth dream. I am still recovering from the chicken of the sea comment from yesteryear.

Randomnicole on Drag Race: Hilarious recap! – “Phi Phi’s already channeling the lonely goatherd from her first line.” – HAHA Pee trying to get Sharon to do “Wicked” was more sabotage, right? Sharon knew she had to turn out some unfreaky pure glam for Michelle. Poor Pee, Sharon’s too smart for you. So are Willam’s shoes. I’ve decided that whatever Willam did, it was (still a valid DQ, Ru’s rules) not so horrible or shocking but actually kind of lame. Therefore they won’t spill it until the reunion because they have a huge social media thing going (on Twitter, Willam was trending top 10 in the U.S. immediately) and they don’t want to deal with the barrage of fan outrage for the rest of the season. Unless she was dismembering puppies, it won’t stop me from loving Willam. I will miss the hilarious lines from her, but Sharon delivers those too.

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In the immortal words of No Doubt: I'm just a girl. I'm just a girl in the world. Hopefully. There's nothing I like better than mixing a fine cosmo, putting my feet up and laughing my ass off reading a Tvgasm recap. The reality is that the cosmo is actually a grape Kool Aid - but the rest of it is true!!

15 Comments

  1. 1
    georgiababe
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 7:20 am

    Oh dear, I’m 1/3 for being hilarious. It’s quite clear to me what the problem is: I don’t watch enough trashy television. I know what I must do.

  2. 2
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 7:22 am

    I made it! HOORAY!!!! This was the month that my ex-husband and I separated so I totally forgot I wrote that and it feels like a lifetime ago. I feel proud.

    Holla!

  3. 3
    Dashley Dashley
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 8:39 am

    Wow. I think I didn’t discover this site til after March, because I gotta tell you – I would have remembered those Bachelor finale comments. Sheesh. Not to say I don’t completely agree, though! Ben was a douche, man – I guess I managed to block out the memory of his douchiness until now.

  4. 4
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 9:27 am

    wow–and another knod!!!!! Thanks CynTV—-am going to work hard to keep up the good snark!!!!!

  5. 5
    LAC LAC
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 9:35 am

    OMG – the new commentgasm is here, the new commentgasm is here! I am somebody!

    God, we got some funny snark here. I needed this after two days on my back with a miserable cold.

  6. 6
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 11:15 am

    I am just so happy to gave Commentgasm back. Reading all the great lines is like having Christmas right now in…

    Oh wait. It’s December. Well, it’s like having Christmas.

    Even though we actually are having Christmas…

    I mean it’s…

    Nevermind.

  7. 7
    captain save-uh-hoe
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 11:27 am

    I must have been sober during the first few months of this year! And dude, why did I just have to watch a 25 seconce crest commerical to get the security code? I use Colgate, dammit!

  8. 8
    annie annie
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Woo hoo! I made it :)

    These are great comments Gasmi! We are a funny, snarky, and awesome bunch for sure

  9. 9
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 11:46 am

    @Parisi – I’m also finishing up October (way to slide in under the gun she says to self), and I think you’re in that month too. Hope you’re doing well.
    @snowshoecat – I agree. Love, love reading everyone’s comments!
    @hot cawfee – Aw thanks. I needed that. I managed to get the flu over the last weekend after feeling crappy for 2 weeks. Thank God that’s mostly over and done with. Now if someone will recap my meager LATC recaps…

  10. 10
    mere2142
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    I love reliving all of these comments! And I finally made it in though I don’t remember saying that…oh well!

  11. 11
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    @Cyn-Thank you hun. As long as I make someone laugh, I feel better. Or when I take a few of my pain pills. Either way, I feel better!

  12. 12
    labowner
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    Sure it was a cold that had you on your back LAC :)

  13. 13
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    Totally agree @LAC! Last year I had just started visiting the site and I’ve been patiently waiting a year for Commentgasm lol. Yay!

    Thanks, @CynTV!! I feel like somebody now, too :-)

  14. 14
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 7:35 pm

    Thanks @CynTV, for including me 3 times! :-) I could make fun of GG and Colton all day!

  15. 15
    maryedith
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    Wow, I was really angry at The Walking Dead back then. That show did a total 180! Thanks for noticing me, Cyn.

    @Captain, my code is always about Dish, which I would never, ever trade DirecTV for.

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