(Editor’s Note: That first line is probably my favorite comment EVER.)
NotWithoutMyTV on RHOC: I’d just like to remind Don that a contract killing is a much faster, cleaner, and more final way to end a marriage than a divorce. Even if he hired a pro, the cost would be about the same as a divorce. And right now, I bet Gretchen might even help him defray the cost.
Itchy on Project Runway All Stars: I’d always assumed that “bitchy, moody, oddly dressed troll-like drama queen” was part of the fashion designer’s job description? So … Mondo for the win!
SuburBint on ANTM: Maybe her (Tyra) education was like in Community. “I thought you had a degree from Columbia?” “Yes, but now I need one from the United States.” There’s surely a mail-order degree mill with the word “Harvard” somewhere in its name.
Crankyguy on Survivor One World: Why did the losing tribe get all those supplies? It looked like Home Depot had dropped off a truckload for them. It’s almost to the point where the living conditions on Big Brother are worse than on Survivor.
Anniedawg25 on The Walking Dead: Jimmy wins the award for “Stupidest Move during Zombie Apocalypse”. After Carl and Rick jumped on the Winnebago, instead of taking off and letting them roof surf like “Teen Wolf” while plowing through Walkers, he STOPS, puts it in PARK and gets eaten alive in .5 seconds. Well done, Jimmy. I mean, shit, at least Carol managed to fend them off with a stick out in the open.
LdyJne114 on the Walking Dead: I think no one pays attention to Carl because they all hate him as much as we do. Lol
Maryedith on The Walking Dead: Did anyone notice how polite those zombies were with each other when they broke through the fence at the beginning? Would that rock concert fans were so patient! Not one zombie got trampled!
LAC on Fashion Star: Ass zippers, poor Audrey Hepburn being summoned from the grave, suits that made me itch and sweat looking at them on TV, and queeny tears…Lord, this show is growing on me. Of course making Nicole Ritchie look normal is a feat in itself. And Jessica, honey? Nobody wants to know about your birth dream. I am still recovering from the chicken of the sea comment from yesteryear.
Randomnicole on Drag Race: Hilarious recap! – “Phi Phi’s already channeling the lonely goatherd from her first line.” – HAHA Pee trying to get Sharon to do “Wicked” was more sabotage, right? Sharon knew she had to turn out some unfreaky pure glam for Michelle. Poor Pee, Sharon’s too smart for you. So are Willam’s shoes. I’ve decided that whatever Willam did, it was (still a valid DQ, Ru’s rules) not so horrible or shocking but actually kind of lame. Therefore they won’t spill it until the reunion because they have a huge social media thing going (on Twitter, Willam was trending top 10 in the U.S. immediately) and they don’t want to deal with the barrage of fan outrage for the rest of the season. Unless she was dismembering puppies, it won’t stop me from loving Willam. I will miss the hilarious lines from her, but Sharon delivers those too.