See-Jay on Survivor One World: Never have I seen such a flagrant display of karmic justice. This episode might have single-handedly proved the existence of God.
AmyOops on Survivor One World: Ding DONG the bitch is GONE, The wicked, wicked bitch is GONE! Karma. My hero.
Featherhead on Bad Girls Club: Wait, let me see if I got this right – six on one = fair. Two on one = fair, But four on two = runtellldat to the producers. Ha! As Nicki would say – weak sauce….
Cattyfan on Project Runway All Stars: Angela spoke slower and slower as the season wore on. I felt like I was being hyp………no……………….tizzzzzzzzzzzzzzed.
LAC on Project Runway All Stars: Jaysus, did the wiring on Angela-bot get tangled? Girlfriend was so slow in delivering her lines that time literally went backwards. By the the time she finished droning out the prizes, I could have sworn I went from pajamas on the couch at 10:00pm to just getting in from work at 7:00pm.
SuburBint on Dance Moms: It’s taboo to talk about weddings? That explains TV shows like “Say Nothing About the Dress,” “My Big Fat Gypsy Get-That-Camera-Out Of-Our-Faces,” and, of course, “Nothing-Going-On-Here-Mind-Your-Own-Business Story.”
Snowshoecat on Jersey Shore Reunion: Somehow “it felt good to fall down and pee in the bushes” should never be spoken by anyone over the age of three.
Classy Drunk on RHOA: Didn’t Nene go bra shopping a season or two ago? You have a 8K purse but you won’t invest in a good bra to hold up your tits. Your priorities are all wrong.
Labowner on Celebrity Apprentice: Is it me or is Aubrey starting to look like an Oompa Loompa? SuburBint on 16 and Pregnant: On the plus side, if Josh does go back to bronc’ ridin’ and dies in a tragic accident, in a few short years, Mackenzie can go on The Bachelor a la Emily Maynard.
Gun Kata on Ru Paul’s Drag Race: I am still giggling about Chad’s debate character. And I give him credit for realizing they don’t hold disco inaugurations. Although, 100 years from now the first drag queen prez will change that.
Itchy on The Voice: There are far too many people without boobs on television these days. There are far too many mad scientist midgets stroking their fluff white pussies on television too. Especially since this pussy is a rental.
Notwithoutmytv on RHOA: I bet the guy who made Apollo his bitch in prison watches this show every Thursday night and laaaaughs…. If they could get Kim to hold Dwight’s head and breast-feed him for about 20 minutes, then maybe they could put this black baby thing to rest and STFU about it. And yeah, dedications aren’t like that here on Earth. They’re not even like that on planet Bravo. There ARE like that on Phaedra II, which is a small moon in an extremely “eccentric” orbit around planet Bravo.