Commentgasm: Best In Comments: March 2012

Recaps

By CynTV | Wednesday, December 19, 2012 | 7:00 am | 15 Comments
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See-Jay on Survivor One World: Never have I seen such a flagrant display of karmic justice. This episode might have single-handedly proved the existence of God.

AmyOops on Survivor One World: Ding DONG the bitch is GONE, The wicked, wicked bitch is GONE! Karma. My hero.

Featherhead on Bad Girls Club: Wait, let me see if I got this right – six on one = fair. Two on one = fair, But four on two = runtellldat to the producers. Ha! As Nicki would say – weak sauce….

Cattyfan on Project Runway All Stars: Angela spoke slower and slower as the season wore on. I felt like I was being hyp………no……………….tizzzzzzzzzzzzzzed.

LAC on Project Runway All Stars: Jaysus, did the wiring on Angela-bot get tangled? Girlfriend was so slow in delivering her lines that time literally went backwards. By the the time she finished droning out the prizes, I could have sworn I went from pajamas on the couch at 10:00pm to just getting in from work at 7:00pm.

SuburBint on Dance Moms: It’s taboo to talk about weddings? That explains TV shows like “Say Nothing About the Dress,” “My Big Fat Gypsy Get-That-Camera-Out Of-Our-Faces,” and, of course, “Nothing-Going-On-Here-Mind-Your-Own-Business Story.”

Snowshoecat on Jersey Shore Reunion: Somehow “it felt good to fall down and pee in the bushes” should never be spoken by anyone over the age of three.

Classy Drunk on RHOA: Didn’t Nene go bra shopping a season or two ago? You have a 8K purse but you won’t invest in a good bra to hold up your tits. Your priorities are all wrong.

Labowner on Celebrity Apprentice: Is it me or is Aubrey starting to look like an Oompa Loompa? SuburBint on 16 and Pregnant: On the plus side, if Josh does go back to bronc’ ridin’ and dies in a tragic accident, in a few short years, Mackenzie can go on The Bachelor a la Emily Maynard.

Gun Kata on Ru Paul’s Drag Race: I am still giggling about Chad’s debate character. And I give him credit for realizing they don’t hold disco inaugurations. Although, 100 years from now the first drag queen prez will change that.

Itchy on The Voice: There are far too many people without boobs on television these days. There are far too many mad scientist midgets stroking their fluff white pussies on television too. Especially since this pussy is a rental.

Notwithoutmytv on RHOA: I bet the guy who made Apollo his bitch in prison watches this show every Thursday night and laaaaughs…. If they could get Kim to hold Dwight’s head and breast-feed him for about 20 minutes, then maybe they could put this black baby thing to rest and STFU about it. And yeah, dedications aren’t like that here on Earth. They’re not even like that on planet Bravo. There ARE like that on Phaedra II, which is a small moon in an extremely “eccentric” orbit around planet Bravo.

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In the immortal words of No Doubt: I'm just a girl. I'm just a girl in the world. Hopefully. There's nothing I like better than mixing a fine cosmo, putting my feet up and laughing my ass off reading a Tvgasm recap. The reality is that the cosmo is actually a grape Kool Aid - but the rest of it is true!!

15 Comments

  1. 1
    georgiababe
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 7:20 am

    Oh dear, I’m 1/3 for being hilarious. It’s quite clear to me what the problem is: I don’t watch enough trashy television. I know what I must do.

  2. 2
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 7:22 am

    I made it! HOORAY!!!! This was the month that my ex-husband and I separated so I totally forgot I wrote that and it feels like a lifetime ago. I feel proud.

    Holla!

  3. 3
    Dashley Dashley
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 8:39 am

    Wow. I think I didn’t discover this site til after March, because I gotta tell you – I would have remembered those Bachelor finale comments. Sheesh. Not to say I don’t completely agree, though! Ben was a douche, man – I guess I managed to block out the memory of his douchiness until now.

  4. 4
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 9:27 am

    wow–and another knod!!!!! Thanks CynTV—-am going to work hard to keep up the good snark!!!!!

  5. 5
    LAC LAC
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 9:35 am

    OMG – the new commentgasm is here, the new commentgasm is here! I am somebody!

    God, we got some funny snark here. I needed this after two days on my back with a miserable cold.

  6. 6
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 11:15 am

    I am just so happy to gave Commentgasm back. Reading all the great lines is like having Christmas right now in…

    Oh wait. It’s December. Well, it’s like having Christmas.

    Even though we actually are having Christmas…

    I mean it’s…

    Nevermind.

  7. 7
    captain save-uh-hoe
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 11:27 am

    I must have been sober during the first few months of this year! And dude, why did I just have to watch a 25 seconce crest commerical to get the security code? I use Colgate, dammit!

  8. 8
    annie annie
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Woo hoo! I made it :)

    These are great comments Gasmi! We are a funny, snarky, and awesome bunch for sure

  9. 9
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 11:46 am

    @Parisi – I’m also finishing up October (way to slide in under the gun she says to self), and I think you’re in that month too. Hope you’re doing well.
    @snowshoecat – I agree. Love, love reading everyone’s comments!
    @hot cawfee – Aw thanks. I needed that. I managed to get the flu over the last weekend after feeling crappy for 2 weeks. Thank God that’s mostly over and done with. Now if someone will recap my meager LATC recaps…

  10. 10
    mere2142
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    I love reliving all of these comments! And I finally made it in though I don’t remember saying that…oh well!

  11. 11
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    @Cyn-Thank you hun. As long as I make someone laugh, I feel better. Or when I take a few of my pain pills. Either way, I feel better!

  12. 12
    labowner
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    Sure it was a cold that had you on your back LAC :)

  13. 13
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    Totally agree @LAC! Last year I had just started visiting the site and I’ve been patiently waiting a year for Commentgasm lol. Yay!

    Thanks, @CynTV!! I feel like somebody now, too :-)

  14. 14
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 7:35 pm

    Thanks @CynTV, for including me 3 times! :-) I could make fun of GG and Colton all day!

  15. 15
    maryedith
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    Wow, I was really angry at The Walking Dead back then. That show did a total 180! Thanks for noticing me, Cyn.

    @Captain, my code is always about Dish, which I would never, ever trade DirecTV for.

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