Southern Essence on Survivor: So glad I wasn’t the only immature one watching. When Jeff said something about Mike (I think) having 2 balls hanging on each side of his disc— I just about lost it!! lol
Parisi LaRoe on Jersey Shore: Great recap. I am extremely disapointed to find out they are coming out to where I live for this SPECTACULAR season 6. I am so excited I can hardly wait. Yup. *shoots self in head*. Only good thing about it is maybe my ex husband can get laid by one of these bimbos and get an STD. Huzzah!
Notwithoutmytv on Jersey Shore: For $20,000 I would buy a new mahogany credenza on which to place my collection of reality show star and show host heads. I suppose if I scrimped and went with cherry instead of mahogany, I could spend the rest to hire a minion to bring me Snooki’s never-used head.
SuburBint on Jersey Shore: Vinny’s new book (google “Control the Crazy” if you want more info & have a strong stomach) has a whole chapter on the importance of eating well and food’s effect on one’s mental well-being. Strangely enough, the book says nothing about threesomes with lesbians to bolster one’s self-esteem/reduce anxiety.
Featherhead on Million Dollar Listing: It seems Michael may have a little TV addiction like the rest of us. Come on, you weren’t even a little shocked that Ryan and Sonja from the househo’s of NY hooked up? I was (even though she gets around) I wonder if she had him pretend to be the houseboy?
Chicken Lips on 16 and Pregnant: Best PSA in a recap ever: “This has been a public service announcement from the Unglamorous Baby Network. Condoms: If you’re not gonna sack it, then go home and whack it.”
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