Commentgasm: Best In Comments: November 2012

Recaps

By SourCake | Monday, December 31, 2012 | 7:00 am | 16 Comments
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***SourCake brings us your November comments!

Ah, November, I barely remember you at all. My daughter turned one, I had to go back to work after a blissful year of SAHMing and I didn’t get to spend nearly as much time online as I was accustomed to (see above re: stay-at-home-mom). Luckily, in pulling together this recap, I got to relive a few shows and shit-shots that I missed during those crazy, chilly November days.

Sheesh on Basketball Wives: It would just be tooooo exhausting to have an evil master plan.

Classy Drunk on Boardwalk Empire: They didn’t have the pull and pray method in the 1920s? The way to get pregnant hasn’t changed all that much.

Labowner on Breaking Amish: I’m starting to think this series is a Rorschach test.

Pope Philly on Dancing With The Stars: Go team Melissa/Tony…I guess.

SagittariusKim on Once Upon a Time: And to be fair they’re are some 18 year old girls who look older than Jennifer Morrison. Look at Courtney Stodden.

Mere2142 on Project Runway: I used to date a guy who had testicular cancer about 8 years ago and only had one nut. Every time I asked him to do something that he just didn’t feel like doing he would be like ‘but I had cancer.’ After a while it was impossible to be sympathetic.

LAC on Real Housewives of Atlanta: Love your screenshots of Kenya Crisco (sorry, but that child is greasy) Walter, run your chubby butt out of there. That is not sane and there is no ending for you other than one where you are dangling over a ledge with her getting ready to stomp on your fingers.

Classy Drunk on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: I like how David said in their culture they will introduce the ex wife, but they don’t want anything to happen. Ummm that’s in all cultures douche. In America it’s call sloppy seconds. Does that sound classy?

Kthxbai on RHBH: Yolanda’s had that smizey squint roll sewed onto her face.

Shantigal on RHOM: The dinner looks much like the one we’ll be having this Thursday. Bunch of people invited that can’t hardly stand each other. Except we don’t get paid for it. Sadtablepoledancinghorns.

MisRed on Revolution: Aaron was in the lighthouse when it lit up, so I assume the mechanism for lighting it was within the 8 to 10 ft range. Either that or the writers are morons. Take you pick

Timgunnssister on Sons of Anarchy: Oh, poor Juicy is gonna be in therapy for the rest of his undoubtedly short life.

Crankyguy on Survivor: Survivor made me sit through what seemed like ten minutes of Penner blowing smoke up Lisa’s ass until it made her all warm and fuzzy and blubbery, and she STILL tries to vote him out?

Lindaw205 on Survivor: Sorry, Pete, but you’re balls are in Scabby’s pocket.

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Situated in the Canadian hinterlands, SourCake can be (and has been) described as layabout, gadabout, welfare mom, world traveller, SAHM and a fairly good time at a reasonable price. Past interests include hotboxing and kickboxing but not foxxyboxxing. Current interests seem limited to diaper changes and scrapbooking.

16 Comments

  1. 1
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 10:35 am

    Three hilarious Catfish recaps in November and no comments honored here? Bummer.

  2. 2
    considerthis
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 11:11 am

    Whaaaat with November being sweeps month and TV out the Wazooo thought we would have more than 12 good comments? Fingers crossed for December.

  3. 3
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 11:25 am

    I also wish there was a little more, but this gem was included:

    Cattyfan on Ink Master: Tacky Baby’s dog looked so depressed…like hunting made it sad.

    And that’s all I care about.

  4. 4
    caligal
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 11:35 am

    Wow, only 2 pages??

  5. 5
    April
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    LOL at Rosario Dawson comment. I watched “10 Years” the other night with Hubby and I was like “How come every movie she is in, it is like every guy is just so in love with her and she is always presented as like awesomest girl in the world?” I really don’t get it. She is a decent actress and pretty, but not like breathtaking at either so I don’t get it.

  6. 6
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    @April, I will always love Rosario Dawson and Chloe Sevigny in Kids. That movie is a health teacher’s wet dream. She’s definitely beautiful and I think her look skews urban.

  7. 7
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    No Watercoolor comments? No RIP MDC? Beyonece thread? I distinctly remember being present on the Gasm in November and there was some comment gold going on.

  8. 8
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    It is a little weird that the Gasm gets 1000+ comments a month (especially if Toddlers/Tiaras or Housewives shows are running) yet less than 30 were considered funny in November. Either you Gasmii have to step your game ALL the way up, or commentgasm does. :/

    We all seem to enjoy this treat at the end of the year and it’s cool for both the new posters and the OG’s to not only be acknowledged for their wit as well as their support of the Gasm as posters, it’s a way to see what’s going on on other threads and to appreciate the funny posts of our fellow Gasmii. I barely posted this month, but I do remember lurking on some funny ass threads. Again… :/

  9. 9
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 5:21 pm

    Gasm OG’s.

    LOVEEEEE IT!!!!

  10. 10
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    TBC I am not complaining that I didn’t make this month’s edition…the cappers have been more than kind to me this year…I do agree with Sarcas, it’s nice to see what everyone else is up to and saying. It even gives me incentive to read other ‘caps I don’t normally have in my rotation b/c of the funny.

    OG’s in the house!

  11. 11
    Chicken Lips
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 6:09 pm

    I don’t really have a comment on this, but I couldn’t let the captcha of “1.21 gigawatts” go without entering it. I’m still waiting for the time when I can walk into any corner store and pick up some plutonium.

  12. 12
    Robin Robin
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    @Chicken Lips

    Pluto is no longer a planet. So we can’t get anymore plutonium. Just letting you know… ;)

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!

    Robin

  13. 13
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 8:59 pm

    @Chickenlips, do you need a flux capacitor so you can go back in time when Pluto was still a planet and get your lifetime supply??? (Nice call Robin)

    My Delorian is gassed up. *Flips you the keys*

  14. 14
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 10:31 am

    OGs? More like Oh brother.

    I feel like these short entries are simply a perfect example of how great (all) Commentgasm is, but also how relative.

  15. 15
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 11:59 am

    “OGs? More like Oh brother.”

    Yay..a new year and a new opportunity for Wudgy to be unnecessarily contrary! Glad to see some things carrying over into 2013! :)

  16. 16
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    Of all the commentors to take up with you’re gonna take up with Plockness? The least dramatic commentor I’ve observed.

    FCO it’s just a figure of speech.

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