Commentgasm: Best In Comments: November 2012

Recaps

By SourCake | Monday, December 31, 2012 | 7:00 am | 16 Comments
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Cattyfan on The Walking Dead: It might be the Zombie Apocalypse, but Andrea managed to find a clean, lacy, white thong to wear. Isn’t that nice.

ChicagoGuy on Top Chef: J-Mo, if I knew you in person, you’d be getting at least three Jamo shots for this.

JimbobJones on Top Chef: Oh, come on, if marrying 150-year-old men who can’t possibly have sex without their dusty twig and berries turning to ash isn’t a cry of I’m secretly gay, and want a hot Asian girlfriend then nothing is.

Valleygirl on Jersey Shore: I’m not gonna lie, I’ve only been watching this show lately so I can see the Vinny/Pauly accidentally-coming-out-of-the-closet-together episode that we all know is imminent. The rest of it? It’s whatever.

Cattyfan on Ink Master: Tacky Baby’s dog looked so depressed…like hunting made it sad.

ChaCha on 666 Park Avenue: The only bedeviled thing about 666 Park Avenue is the time slot!

DarlingClementine on Start-ups: Silicon Valley: Herman’s accent sounds like her tongue got stung by bees to me.

Whatwhat on Couples Therapy: It’s like watchin a couple toddlers slapfight over the last tater tot.

Miss Molly on Drag Race All-Stars: I thought the best Puerto Rican drag queen was Rosario Dawson.

Madelyne27 on Grimm: the only thing i know about lust is when i pass a billboard with a picture of a Big Mac on it.

Thanks to all for reading this. I’m looking forward to a new year of recapping and trying to inspire you to cough out a laugh or two after another humiliating day at work (or is that just my work life?).

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Situated in the Canadian hinterlands, SourCake can be (and has been) described as layabout, gadabout, welfare mom, world traveller, SAHM and a fairly good time at a reasonable price. Past interests include hotboxing and kickboxing but not foxxyboxxing. Current interests seem limited to diaper changes and scrapbooking.

16 Comments

  1. 1
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 10:35 am

    Three hilarious Catfish recaps in November and no comments honored here? Bummer.

  2. 2
    considerthis
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 11:11 am

    Whaaaat with November being sweeps month and TV out the Wazooo thought we would have more than 12 good comments? Fingers crossed for December.

  3. 3
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 11:25 am

    I also wish there was a little more, but this gem was included:

    Cattyfan on Ink Master: Tacky Baby’s dog looked so depressed…like hunting made it sad.

    And that’s all I care about.

  4. 4
    caligal
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 11:35 am

    Wow, only 2 pages??

  5. 5
    April
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    LOL at Rosario Dawson comment. I watched “10 Years” the other night with Hubby and I was like “How come every movie she is in, it is like every guy is just so in love with her and she is always presented as like awesomest girl in the world?” I really don’t get it. She is a decent actress and pretty, but not like breathtaking at either so I don’t get it.

  6. 6
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    @April, I will always love Rosario Dawson and Chloe Sevigny in Kids. That movie is a health teacher’s wet dream. She’s definitely beautiful and I think her look skews urban.

  7. 7
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    No Watercoolor comments? No RIP MDC? Beyonece thread? I distinctly remember being present on the Gasm in November and there was some comment gold going on.

  8. 8
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    It is a little weird that the Gasm gets 1000+ comments a month (especially if Toddlers/Tiaras or Housewives shows are running) yet less than 30 were considered funny in November. Either you Gasmii have to step your game ALL the way up, or commentgasm does. :/

    We all seem to enjoy this treat at the end of the year and it’s cool for both the new posters and the OG’s to not only be acknowledged for their wit as well as their support of the Gasm as posters, it’s a way to see what’s going on on other threads and to appreciate the funny posts of our fellow Gasmii. I barely posted this month, but I do remember lurking on some funny ass threads. Again… :/

  9. 9
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 5:21 pm

    Gasm OG’s.

    LOVEEEEE IT!!!!

  10. 10
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    TBC I am not complaining that I didn’t make this month’s edition…the cappers have been more than kind to me this year…I do agree with Sarcas, it’s nice to see what everyone else is up to and saying. It even gives me incentive to read other ‘caps I don’t normally have in my rotation b/c of the funny.

    OG’s in the house!

  11. 11
    Chicken Lips
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 6:09 pm

    I don’t really have a comment on this, but I couldn’t let the captcha of “1.21 gigawatts” go without entering it. I’m still waiting for the time when I can walk into any corner store and pick up some plutonium.

  12. 12
    Robin Robin
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    @Chicken Lips

    Pluto is no longer a planet. So we can’t get anymore plutonium. Just letting you know… ;)

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!

    Robin

  13. 13
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 8:59 pm

    @Chickenlips, do you need a flux capacitor so you can go back in time when Pluto was still a planet and get your lifetime supply??? (Nice call Robin)

    My Delorian is gassed up. *Flips you the keys*

  14. 14
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 10:31 am

    OGs? More like Oh brother.

    I feel like these short entries are simply a perfect example of how great (all) Commentgasm is, but also how relative.

  15. 15
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 11:59 am

    “OGs? More like Oh brother.”

    Yay..a new year and a new opportunity for Wudgy to be unnecessarily contrary! Glad to see some things carrying over into 2013! :)

  16. 16
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    Of all the commentors to take up with you’re gonna take up with Plockness? The least dramatic commentor I’ve observed.

    FCO it’s just a figure of speech.

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