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Happy holidays, Gasmii! February is the month of love, so let’s celebrate Gasmii’s greatest love–snark. Enjoy!
SMH on “Swamp People”: “I will sit and watch a Swamp People marathon Forrest Gump style (head cocked to one side) any day of the week. Don’t judge me. They’re hypnotic.”
featherhead on “Celebrity Apprentice”: “Dee can now change his band’s name from Twisted Sister to Twisted Finger!”
Meemo on Fashiongasm: The 2012 Academy Awards: “Gwyneth looked like a giant tampon. Why in the world has no one else noticed that?”
Finnegan on “Once Upon a Time”: “granny wanted to get her freak on with august. hilarious. what happened to my man jiminy cricket ? did he fall off the face of the town ?”
the whole thing at the lake was funny. when he put his canteen in the water and the siren popped up i was like “scoop and run,man,scoop and run !!” then when he started talking to it i was waiting for him to just start hacking it to bits.
david’s wife disappearing was strange, i figured she’d have some change of heart and try and come back or something. btw, how was emma supposed to get hansel and gretel to boston if nobody can leave ? regina was basically pushing them outta town; she has to know the deal about leaving town.
david is a wuss. man up, buddy. now everyone in town thinks you’re an ass and your girl is a trashy skank.”
WendyBird on “Once Upon a Time”: “Yes Maryedith! You did call that and were so right!!! If I could push cookies through my computer to you I would!”
classy drunk on “Pretty Little Liars”: “Sorry if this makes me creepy but is Hannah the only one that has done sex?
Because in the last episode or the one before that it seemed like they were trying to allude that Emily and Maya had sex, but I don’t know.
They were sluttier on 90210…you know…except Donna.”
sarcasatire on “Real Housewives of Atlanta”: “I, for one, do not believe for a second that Kim wouldn’t hold a Black Baby. You know why? Because Black Babies are awesome! Not only would Kim *hold* a Black Baby, she’d pop a titty in its mouth like Selma Hayek on a press tour. I mean, who doesn’t love a Black Baby? Gay men style the fashion icons of our times and who are they most likely to adopt? A Black Baby! (A timeless accessory..goes great with everything.)
Sandra Bullock went from being married to a racist to being the mother of a Black baby.
And when she pretended to adopt one that was half grown, we gave her an Oscar!
Look to your left…Look into those eyes…
<————— behold the power of the Black Baby!”