notwithoutmytv on “Teen Mom”: “Sounds like we’re rapidly running out of options that would help Jenelle. Which plan was just lobotomizing her and getting her a job at Walgreen’s? Plan J, or plan K?”
itchy on “Walking Dead”: “How about this: If Zombies are so hungry, how come they always leave enough of the body left over that it turns into a Zombie too? It’s just wasteful, that’s all.”
Gypsy on “The Challenge”: “You guys are having a change of heart on Bananas??? The Aztecs were right!
It has to be something worth flipping a chair then hopping into a pool over. I hope Rachel and Aneesa sand bag her. I hate the Dumb Bitch and Camilla. That’s in cement!”
J-Mo on “Drag Race”: “OMG, I am SO done with Jiggly The Mouth-Breathing Butt-Nugget… Vallegirl, I PRAY you are going to say something about her runway look, because that was DEFINITELY comment-worthy! Also, DICTION! Maybe if we spelled it D-I-C-K-S-H-U-N, some of these queens might use it. You are so right, there was all kinds of ridiculousness going on this episode, and I loved it! And can anyone tell me what is up Pee Pee’s ass? That girl flies off the handle faster than you can say “defensive”!
love, J-Mo “
2muchbravo on “Celebrity Apprentice”: “I missed it. How was Teresa Judychay? Did she outshine everyone in the brain dept?”
Robinez on “Celebrity Apprentice”: “The Danity Cane is also hollow and equipped with a small wet bar, a pack of cigs and a lighter in case you have fallen and can’t get up…”
classy drunk on “Pretty Little Liars”: “I have I been out of school so long that swimming is now the new baseball? Even when the tennis team won state when I was in school they didn’t have that much fan fare. Of course there’s friends and family there but outside of that no students are in attendance. What gives?
Will Aria go on ahead and fall for Holden so we no longer need Ezra anymore? I am tired of their love.
And the last scene where Hanna was all doughy eyed because Caleb’s password was the day they did the do ended with an exclamation point. Honey let me prepare you there are going to be times where it ends with a period, some commas, a sad face, and a WTF, hold on to this moment Hanna.”
crazy rooster on “Jersey Shore”: “And the patio of last resort…..what did it ever do to snooki?”
hot cawfee on “Jersey Shore”: “@crazy rooster— amen– lets pour a little out for the patio. Or do I mean pee-tio ????”
awfuleyebrow on “Jersey Shore”: “How about a moment of silent reflection for the hot tub? And it’s water with the same viscosity and protein content of a can of Ensure.”