Commentgasm: February 2012

Recaps

By BelowSeaLevel | Tuesday, December 18, 2012 | 7:00 am | 11 Comments
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Gypsy on “Real Housewives of OC”:  “I can’t….you guys…. efn’ing labowner (all I can think when I see you post now is METH)

Lost her battle with acne? I hope she write s abook: “Hiding from Acne” to help the 100 woman a month who also lose their battle with acne. Too much!”

sarcasatire on “Real Housewives of OC”:  “Poor Donn is afflicted with prostate cancer. Vicki busted his balls one too many times.”

notwithoutmytv on “Top Chef”:  “If it would return my love, I’d marry a pancake.”

itchy on “The Voice”:  “On the contrary, I look back to the innocent days of Rock of Love with nostalgic fondness. Oh! How naive we were back then!”

LAC on “Bad Girls Club”:  “These are some of the nasiest, skankiest ho’s that ever did ho. What is the purpose of this show now? I mean, besides putting a face to STD’? If the producers want a fight, I got 5 grown girlfriends dealing with their smartass teenagers who would gladly fly into Vegas and take care of that nonsense and work off some stress. Supply us with the baseball bats. Then send us to the twins’ father’s house. That is who I want to go to town on.”

Z on “The Challenge”:  “IT’S THAT DAMN SCRUNCHIE.”

messystation on “The Voice”:  “Um, am I the only one who thought the auto shop guy from Boston sounded like a goat?”

PlathAddict on “Being Human”:  “Ok, Nora looked WAY too happy waking up with the freaky twins after eating her ex-boyfriend. This can’t possibly go anywhere good.”

sheesh on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”:  “@TVWhit
Are you telling me that your gum left you for the monitor?
You need to handle that noise. Now.
Imma gonna tell you how. Come close.

Fuck that piece of slore gum…
Just take that gum and THROW IT IN THE POOL!
Then throw the monitor IN THE POOL!
Then smash a couple of the keys on your keyboard. The V, the G, that DAMN Q key…I hate that Q “Oh why don’t you pay attention more to me?” Because you are a Q! Then throw the keyboard IN THE POOL!

Whoawhoawhoa..but you’re not done.
Grab hold of that mouse over there doing nothing and throw it INTO THE POOL!
Don’t worry about the gum. Slore doesn’t have anywhere else to go, it’ll come back.
Guaranteed.”

notwithoutmytv on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”:  “I so hope some one on the Innerwebz does an animated short of Russell the Pool Hurler.

“RUSSEL MAD!!! RUSSEL’S BUISNESS IS RUSSEL’S!!! YOU GO SWIM NOW!!! RRRWWWOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!”

“DOG TRY SUE RUSSEL!!! DOG SWIM TOO!!! AAAARRRROOAAAARRRRR!””

If you like it, spread it!:

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Living in New Orleans, it helps to be a good swimmer.  

 

 

 

11 Comments

  1. 1
    jerseyj
    Posted December 18, 2012 at 7:11 am

    You love me! You really love me! I’d like to thank the members of the academy and the cast of jersey shore for the plethora of STD jokes :) Also, my elementary school history teacher for imparting upon me the knowledge that Native Americans were largely wiped out by smallpox infested blankets. But…mostly the STD jokes :p

  2. 2
    dear crabby
    Posted December 18, 2012 at 7:41 am

    “Australopithecus trying to figure out an iPad.” – totally brilliant!

  3. 3
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted December 18, 2012 at 7:46 am

    I think it’s safe to say that there could be an entire Commentgasm dedicated to the musings of notwithoutmytv. You, my friend, are a comic genius.

  4. 4
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted December 18, 2012 at 8:05 am

    ^Truth.

  5. 5
    JimbobJones
    Posted December 18, 2012 at 8:18 am

    Man, I hope my comments get better later in the year. I got one in each month, but I’m a bit disappointed in the quality of them.

    A lot of these are comedy GOLD though.

  6. 6
    labowner
    Posted December 18, 2012 at 9:58 am

    Oh my gawd. I made it twice this month. Yeah. Thank you to all my muses. Everyone clap with me “Hercules, Hercules, Hercules”. Or jump around with me ala Tracy Flick – best movie evah.

    Heads up – the page goes screwy on 7 and 8.

  7. 7
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 18, 2012 at 11:26 am

    Excellent job Gasmii. Way to smark out way into infamy!

  8. 8
    April
    Posted December 18, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    aww good job guys. I gotta try harder next year to get on there!

  9. 9
    labowner
    Posted December 18, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    April you still have 10 months of comments to go. You may make it.

  10. 10
    JimbobJones
    Posted December 18, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    *I meant each month *so far*. I figure I made enough funny, stupid, stupid, stupid comments to get in a few more times, but not all 12.

  11. 11
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 9:13 am

    Hey— There’s me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you very much!!!!!!!!!!!

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