Gypsy on “Real Housewives of OC”: “I can’t….you guys…. efn’ing labowner (all I can think when I see you post now is METH)
Lost her battle with acne? I hope she write s abook: “Hiding from Acne” to help the 100 woman a month who also lose their battle with acne. Too much!”
sarcasatire on “Real Housewives of OC”: “Poor Donn is afflicted with prostate cancer. Vicki busted his balls one too many times.”
notwithoutmytv on “Top Chef”: “If it would return my love, I’d marry a pancake.”
itchy on “The Voice”: “On the contrary, I look back to the innocent days of Rock of Love with nostalgic fondness. Oh! How naive we were back then!”
LAC on “Bad Girls Club”: “These are some of the nasiest, skankiest ho’s that ever did ho. What is the purpose of this show now? I mean, besides putting a face to STD’? If the producers want a fight, I got 5 grown girlfriends dealing with their smartass teenagers who would gladly fly into Vegas and take care of that nonsense and work off some stress. Supply us with the baseball bats. Then send us to the twins’ father’s house. That is who I want to go to town on.”
Z on “The Challenge”: “IT’S THAT DAMN SCRUNCHIE.”
messystation on “The Voice”: “Um, am I the only one who thought the auto shop guy from Boston sounded like a goat?”
PlathAddict on “Being Human”: “Ok, Nora looked WAY too happy waking up with the freaky twins after eating her ex-boyfriend. This can’t possibly go anywhere good.”
sheesh on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”: “@TVWhit
Are you telling me that your gum left you for the monitor?
You need to handle that noise. Now.
Imma gonna tell you how. Come close.
Fuck that piece of slore gum…
Just take that gum and THROW IT IN THE POOL!
Then throw the monitor IN THE POOL!
Then smash a couple of the keys on your keyboard. The V, the G, that DAMN Q key…I hate that Q “Oh why don’t you pay attention more to me?” Because you are a Q! Then throw the keyboard IN THE POOL!
Whoawhoawhoa..but you’re not done.
Grab hold of that mouse over there doing nothing and throw it INTO THE POOL!
Don’t worry about the gum. Slore doesn’t have anywhere else to go, it’ll come back.
notwithoutmytv on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”: “I so hope some one on the Innerwebz does an animated short of Russell the Pool Hurler.
“RUSSEL MAD!!! RUSSEL’S BUISNESS IS RUSSEL’S!!! YOU GO SWIM NOW!!! RRRWWWOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!”
“DOG TRY SUE RUSSEL!!! DOG SWIM TOO!!! AAAARRRROOAAAARRRRR!””