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Tuesday, December 18, 2012
7:00 am
11 Comments
Tagged: BelowSeaLevel, Commentgasm, February 2012, parody, spoof, tvgasm
2muchbravo on “Fashiongasm 2012 Grammys”: “I’m so outta touch I don’t know who half those people are.
Did any of them have Adrienne Maloof’s Hoofs on?”
jerseyj on “Jersey Shore”: “‘When you take a lesbian back to the straight team, that’s like Christopher Columbus discovering America.’
Ummm, I’m pretty sure the only thing Vinny has in common with Christopher Colombus is spreading infectious diseases with his blankets!”
JudgyWudgy on “Jersey Shore”: “Man, I’d hate to be paying some of you commenters to be working for me.”
whoochile on “Real Housewives of OC”: “I love me some honey gangsta!!
I f’ing hate those cunts (yes, i said it, CUNTS) Tamra, but mostly Vickie. Tamra certainly stepped up from her specialty of short sale real estate. I actually could stand her from this first ep, Vickie is still a truffle hunter faced slut pig. CUNT!!! I can’t stand her… mean, mean, mean girl. Yuck.
I would party with Gretchen any day, yes, slade is an idiot, but Gretchy seems fun. Vickie and Tamra were so jealous of Gretch, yet again, mostly that bitch CUNT Vickie.
I know people hate Alexisis and her whole pawn preacher stupidity, and I admit she’s not the sharpest, but I’d take her fake religion over Vickies fake holier than thou fake religion any day.
Call me crazy, but COCK!
Also, Heather is a robot.
and…I’m out”
2muchbravo on “Real Housewives of OC”: “So, did Peggy kind of confirm Pawn Preacher has a big COCK by her startled silence? Ewwwwww!”
whoochile on “Real Housewives of OC”: “did I mention that I really can’t stand Vickie? I’d rather watch Ginger eat JillZarin’s nose crusties than she Vickie karate chopping pillows.
CUNTCOCKSLUTPIG”
notwithoutmytv on “The Voice”: “Cee Lo Green looks like he’s swelling, and his skin is stretching and straining.
I’m worried he’s going to pop. Like a tick.”
Slickery on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”: “As much as I love Brandi, taking life lessons from Carrie Underwood songs is not the best idea. Just say no to tire slashing and letting Jesus take the wheel.”
labowner on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”: “Hey Sheesh – I am one of the largest meth producers in the country. 
No, I own the sweetest, bestest carmel colored lab. 14 and still going. He is a bi-sexual pedophile. Tried to get him registered as a sex offender, but the police said no. Sorry puppies, I tried.”
sheesh on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”: “I can’t even begin to count how many times I walked around with a crushed eye socket and didn’t notice it.”
notwithoutmytv on “Jersey Shore”: “This, for once, I am NOT making up: Tasmanian devils are dying off in Australia because of a type of facial cancer tumor that can infect other devils during mating or fighting (which, I guess, are almost indistinguishable if you’re a devil). Cancer cells that infect another organism is a disturbing new thing.
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You love me! You really love me! I’d like to thank the members of the academy and the cast of jersey shore for the plethora of STD jokes
Also, my elementary school history teacher for imparting upon me the knowledge that Native Americans were largely wiped out by smallpox infested blankets. But…mostly the STD jokes :p
“Australopithecus trying to figure out an iPad.” – totally brilliant!
I think it’s safe to say that there could be an entire Commentgasm dedicated to the musings of notwithoutmytv. You, my friend, are a comic genius.
^Truth.
Man, I hope my comments get better later in the year. I got one in each month, but I’m a bit disappointed in the quality of them.
A lot of these are comedy GOLD though.
Oh my gawd. I made it twice this month. Yeah. Thank you to all my muses. Everyone clap with me “Hercules, Hercules, Hercules”. Or jump around with me ala Tracy Flick – best movie evah.
Heads up – the page goes screwy on 7 and 8.
Excellent job Gasmii. Way to smark out way into infamy!
aww good job guys. I gotta try harder next year to get on there!
April you still have 10 months of comments to go. You may make it.
*I meant each month *so far*. I figure I made enough funny, stupid, stupid, stupid comments to get in a few more times, but not all 12.
Hey— There’s me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you very much!!!!!!!!!!!