Ugh, what gets me about this so much, and you’ll hear her repeat it again and again, is how someone who wants to be different shouldn’t be judged. Um, it’s called societal rules, darling. In the workplace, in school, in church (which I hear you go to sometimes) there are rules you must follow. Rule 1: Don’t show your vagina. It’s not called being “different,”
it’s called being respectful.
For example, if I took a big dump on my desk because I felt like it, and it’s who I am “as a person,” I can’t claim I got fired because I’m “different,” I’d be fired because I left a steaming pile on my desk thus breaking societal rules about pooping in a toilet. So if you air out vajayjay 24/7, it’s not that people are judging you, it really breaks down to the fact that you are a very self-absorbed, shitty person. You hear me Courtney? You are a bad person. Now go put on some pants, because your camel toe and nipples are annoying me. If you don’t I’ll take a steamer on your bed. I promise. Don’t judge me, I just really have to go to the bathroom. You judger.
So they go shopping, and she’s ridiculous as usual. Her suggestions regarding a top is to wear a bathing underneath - which “the fuck?” She says these clothes aren’t her style, which is “this” and she shimmies her shoulders again and I barf in my mouth. This girl, is auditioning for something and I have no idea what it is. Because honestly, porn is not that hard a business to get into. Ba-dum-bum-bum.
Let’s see some before and after shots, shall we?
This is Courtney’s outfit that she wore to go shopping, which she wears the same exact outfit in different colors everyday. It’s like Garanimals with Hep C
And here’s the after
Honestly, she does that have Jessica Rabbit body, “it’s not my fault, I’m just drawn that way . . . “
And I am including this shot of Courtney falling in her lucite stillettos because I think it’s hilarious. “Ohmygod I SLEEP in these things!” Apparently she doesn’t walk much in them, though. She’s like a whorey baby giraffe.
So, back at the house in her self-described “Couples Therapy” Uniform, she shows Nik her new outfit. And by showing, her outfit I mean she is coming on to Nik. This bitch knows exactly what she’s doing and saying.
She asks Nik: Do you like it?
Nik: Yeah, it’s nice
Courtney: It’s more modest, right?
Nik: Yeah, there’s nothing wrong with that.
This is Courtney’s response to Nik:
Oh, there’s nothing wrong with it. (giggle!)
Nik interviews: I apologize Doug, because I think your wife wants to fuck me.
I say, no worries Nik. She’s like an unneutered chijuaja, she’d hump a teddy bear if she could. You can’t make her be something she’s not! A hypersexual yippy little sex freak, no?
Nik says: It’s covering up, so that’s good
Courtney says: As much as it can . . . These clothes aren’t stuck on me, they come off.
and she makes this Come Eff Me Face at Nik!
This is definitely the face of an innocent 17 year old who would NEVER sexually proposition a married man with children. OR this is definitely the face of a call girl trying to make a buck, you be the judge.