So, here we are Gasmii. The Finale. Now, I could give you a long list of reason swhy this recap is so late, but I don’t think that does anyone any good. Okay, I was on vacation. So let’s get started! We’ve got a lot of crazy ass ground to cover!
The show opens where it left off, with Tiny and Jojo and their heated conversation with Dr. Jenn. It is so ugly, and so honest and now that we know what the final outcome is for these two, I am so happy for Tiny. But it still makes me sad.
Anyway, she says to Jojo “fuck the camers, fuck all this shit, I’m tired of it.” Basically, they’ve both been holding back really addressing his alcoholism even though that is the main reason for all the strife in their relationship.
Tiny drops the ultimatum: The drinks or me. We all know what he eventually chooses, don’t we Gasmii?
Ugh. Jojo basically tells Tiny to get gone. He tells her that it’s her decision and she needs to make it. He is such a jerk, he is totally manipulating her by not accepting any responsibility for his participation in the destruction of his marriage through his abuse of alcohol. Instead, he attempts to manipulate Tiny by putting all the blame on her. It’s gross, and textbook.
Jojo could give a shit, unless you serve it to him a glass, over ice with vodka and a twist of lime, thank you.
Tiny tells Jojo it’s about more than their marriage – it’s about his life. He’s basically immovable, giving her the stink eye and not backing down. It’s a very ugly situation, and I’m uncomfortable watching it all go down.
Hey baby. You know I love you, almost as much as the vodka. Almost.
Then the two of them get to their room alone and Jojo apologizes, kind of. He says he had to be “hard” because of the cameras and that he doesn’t really want Tiny to leave him. What an a-hole.
He keeps saying he’s “Gonna Try,” But we all know that means. By saying “try” he never as to “succeed.”
Tiny interviews that she’s happy because Jojo finally agrees to go to AA, but we all know that doesn’t happen. And you guys? I am so sad for her. Tiny, if I ever see you I am going to give you a big hug. So if a giant white girl embraces you in Florida, don’t be afraid. Just a head’s up.
Anyway, our next couple to address during this finale is Courtney and Doug. But this time it will be a threesome. You see, Dr. J has invited Krista the overbearing opportunistic Momager back for a final session. I have my doubts that this is to help Courtney, but really to satisfy the good Doc’s (and our) morbid curiosity.
And if any of you had any doubts about the friggin weird-ass, disgusting love triangle that is afoot here, let this screencap just speak for itself:
Does anyone else get a weird Flowers in the Attic vibe off these two?