(Sorry it’s so blurry, but they moved in really quickly).
Yes, Krista and Doug kiss on the mouth. And YES, Krista says “I love you” to him. Note, she doesn’t say “I love you,” to her daughter. Holy hell you guys, that is disturbing.
Courtney makes an even stranger Clown/Sex joke that I simultaneously don’t get and yet it still skeeves me out.
Then Krista scoots on the bed and these two, have HAD to have smooched before. There is something weird between them, and it grosses me out to even think about it.
Well, hello there lover. I mean, son-in-law.
Courtney thinks that Dr. Jenn is going to have a time of it with their therapy session because they are like siamese twins. Um, no. No you’re not. You are a disfunctional mother/daughter duo. Your mother is obsessed with you and wants to be YOU. You represent everything she wishes she was. She even tries to dress like Courtney. Please note the icky tank top team. Ew.
Tank Tops Team Forever! Also, why does Courtney always look like Pamela Anderson working at Target?
Dr. J says she invited Krista here because she wants a clearer picture of Courtney the Girl v. Courtney the Image. In other words, how did you screw your daughter up so royally, Krista?
Doc begins by asking Krista how she functions as her manager/pimp.
Krista’s answer is all Courtney, and you can see the resemblance in these two immediately once Krista starts speaking/lying/babbling. “It’s very busy. It’s 24/7 because the world is different time zones.” I bet those Japanese businessmen are BLOWING up her celly all hours of the night.
Krista lies that Courtney has offers every day, and Doc asks her to clarify if it’s “modeling, acting?” and Krista confirms, yes it’s modelling and acting. Dumbest question/answer ever. Doc is horrible at this and gives Krista all the answers to her questions and doesn’t realize it. Ask for specific examples, and don’t for a second accept that bullshit story of the Courtney Stodden show.
Ha! Krista also tells us there are requests for reality shows and movie cameos (porn?). Krista then says that every morning she has a meeting with Doug regarding the upcoming schedule and job offers.
Oh yeah, I’m a great Mom/Manager/Pimp
Dr. J asks Krista about the overtly sexual nature of these modelling/acting gigs and Krista totally deflects and denies responsibility for these poor choices and basically says, “it’s not my fault my daughter wants to be a human fem-bot! It’s her choice! This is who she is!” Ugh.
But the best part is where she says that the United States has it pretty covered regarding child laws, and they’ve had to turn things down due to the legality of it. And that leads me to say, “What the fuck?!” Because if I am hearing her right, they were ready to sign off on some pretty shady shit until they were informed it was against the law. So THAT is the line you cross? When it’s “illegal?”