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What were they going to let her do? Pose for CamelToe Monthly? I am horrified.
Courtney goes on to say that her Mom does a great job, but she is the one driving this train. Also, that there’s never been a nipple slip, so the proof’s in the pudding! Of course, no nipple showing, means good mothering/managing. Awesome. Also, take note Dina Lohan.
And here we start to see just some of the disfunction in their relationship. Dr. J points out that she thinks that Doug and her Mom are afraid to confront Courtney, Courtney quietly asks if that’s true, and her Mom agrees and says, “well, she’s so strong minded!” Well, Krista, you’re a weak ass weirdo. How’s that?
Dr. J asks if there’s ever a line she would not want to see her daughter cross. Dr. J repeats Courtney’s earlier proclamation that she hasn’t had a nipple slip, etc. but that Courtney is approaching 18 and where is the line going to be?
Courtney is giggling thinking about giving Heff bj’s in the Playboy Mansion (cuz let’s face it, that HAS to be a goal of hers), while her mother says, “Well, I don’t want to see her do Pornography.”
That’s her line, people. Babygirl, just don’t do any porn. Make mama proud!
What about her posing nude? asks our intrepid Dr. J.
“I dont want people to see her with no clothes on, but . . .” rambles K.
The discussion goes to Courtney, when Dr. J asks her how she feels about posing in the nude, Courtney’s basically all for it as long as it’s tastefully done. Also, Courtney says she would have no issues posing nude if they were photos of her doing things that you would normally do in the nude, and it’s classy. I LOL, because seriously? Like waxing your bikini line? Like, a classy photo of a visit to her gyno? Is that the kind of nudity she’s referencing? Normal, nude activities, right?
Her mother backs her up and then says that lots of classy women have posed for Playboy.
Exactly. “Classy” women. Apparently, even Heff doesn’t want her. He thinks she looks “too enhanced.” Courtney, even Playboy thinks you’re too much, girlfriend. On a personal note, I think Heff likes the girls to beg and plead to be on Playboy, not basically announce it before it happens. Entitlement will not work for you, Court. Heff wants you to beg for it.
ALSO, she’d have been a huge “get” had she not been parading herself around and selling herself to the media for the past year or more. I mean, Heff’s a dirty old man but he knows there’s not much profit to be made when she’s already sold herself out so much already.
Anyway, moving on. Dr. J asks Krista how she would feel if Courtney was to get other management and Krista obviously is put off by that notion, and says she’d want to be working with Courtney to some capacity (she has no life of her own) and that she just wants Courtney to enjoy her youth.