Alex and Simon (a/k/a Silex): Our favorite weirdos! These two were just peaches coming into this thing. OF COURSE they were bickering and arguing, but wouldn’t you if your husband kept stealing your caftans? At any rate, they’ll be okay – they just need to shut up and listen and realize that Reality TV is not going to be around forever and start focusing on each other instead of a camera lens. I think that’s where they lost track a bit. Also, Alex? Don’t run by the pool. That’s why they have signs up.
Nik and Shayne: These two, it’s a toss-up. I really hope they continue going to couples therapy off camera. I think they need it. I think Shayne needs to really learn why she turns off and pushes Nik away, and I think Nik needs to learn to listen to his wife. If they can do that, they’ll be just fine. They obviously love each other, so at least they have that going for them. But I’m an eternal optimist, what can I say?
Courtney and Doug and Krista: This band of twisted, demented, merrymakers - I just do not even know what to say. Throughout this show I’ve thought that 1) Doug was pulling the strings 2) Courtney had them all eating out of her hand and 3) Krista was a hideous Momager in love with her Son in Law and obsessed with her daughter. Perhaps all three are correct? At any rate, both of their “careers” are currently circling the drain and I can’t imagine them continuing on this path of “he married a teenager!” shock and awe photo shoots for TMZ much longer. I mean, people just don’t seem that interested anymore. These two will be divorced within five years. Actually, if she wants to stay in the news/relevant she should divorce Doug, tell her story about how her Mom groomed her to be his sex slave and then sell her story to the press.
I loved reading all your comments and I appreciated all the sleuthing you did! I had so much fun recapping for you and hope we can do this again! But with less Doug and Courtney. Those two, I am done with.
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