Dallas Recap: A New Season And More Crazy Bitches

Recaps

By Pollyanna | Monday, February 4, 2013 | 6:00 am | 4 Comments
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 Back to the racetrack, where Christopher is looking for Ricky Rudd.  He is driving the methane fueled car around the track and Christopher gazes after it..  After he is done, he tells Christopher that he ‘digs’ the car.  Far out, man. 

 At Campaign Headquarters, Sue Ellen’s world is about to be rocked.  There’s breaking news – the coroner is resigning and tells everyone about Sue Ellen blackmailing him.  JR is watching from home and is upset.  Moments like these get me.  It’s almost like when the Grinch’s heart grew.

 It’s time for a family reunion!  Ann and Bobby arrive at a farm, where a girl is riding on a horse.  Gee, I wonder who this could be.  I’m calling it now, this so called daughter looks like a raging bitch.  Ann tells her that she is her mother.  In a shocking twist, bitchy daughter Emma knew and was hoping that Ann would never show up.  Ann breaks down and Bobby escorts her to their car. 

 John Ross shows up at Fake Rebecca’s.  He wants to be friends because they both want to destroy Christopher and Elena.  Fake Rebecca points out that they hate each other.  John Ross tells her that he has the Real Rebecca and if Fake Rebecca joins him, he will get her on their side.  Didn’t he learn anything with Not Marta?  Never make a deal with a crazy bitch.  It’s all going to end with someone flying out of a hotel room window.

 Well, that’s it for episode one.  Episode two, since they doubled up on me, will be up soon!  See everyone then!

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Pollyanna is your typical midwestern soccer mom, hailing from the great state of Ohio.  When she isn't cheering for her kids, she can be found reading trashy romance novels or watching reality shows that make her feel better about herself.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    cosmonala
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 1:00 pm

    I don’t know why Christopher thinks he needs Real Rebecca. Even without proving Fake Rebecca was engaged in a fraud post-reconciliation, she and Christopher, though not blood related, are cousins. I think that’s not OK, even in Texas. ;-)

  2. 2
    carol
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 6:25 pm

    This show was on my ‘watch later’ list (aka when I am stuck home with the flu/cold). But after one of the main characters passed away in real life, I am tuning in just to see how that is handled.

    I have said it before and I will say it again, but all the fake teeth on this show drive me crazy. Sue Ellen’s are awful (both the top and bottom) and look odd in her mouth. Elena is just painful to watch. Jordana Brewster has lost so much weight and is so skinny. When you can see your fake teeth through your cheeks it might be time to stop with the extreme diet.

  3. 3
    Mb
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 7:38 pm

    Can anyone explain to me what happened to Rebecca being pregnant with twins at the end of Season 1 and now at the beginning of Season 2 there is no “baby bump” to be seen! What did I miss? Please fill me in.

  4. 4
    Hantz Down
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 4:29 pm

    @MB
    I think she is still supposed to be pregnant as they keep referring to “the babies” and Christopher is fighting for sole custody (LOL good luck with that). Not sure if it was in the first episode or the second but Christopher was refurbishing an old cradle in the driveway. Why he did it in the driveway I am not sure. And why he was doing only one and there was no sign of a second considering they are expecting twins, not sure about that either. Christopher isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed even though he invented the “mining” of methane.

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