MisRed here covering for SnoopK8. I apologize for the delay in posting… I had some issues.
Last week on Dance Moms we had Leslie Drama, hints of Jill Drama, a BIG Fat Group Win and impending Drama regarding the audition for Drop Dead Diva.
It’s “pyramid” time. All Moms are present, except for Holly. “Where is Holly?” CrAbby asks. Christie assures her that she will be there. Abby demands all Moms be at the pyramid- no excuses. Excuses like: having to work, other children obligations, doctors appointments, humanitarian missions to Darfur, organ transplants… all UNACCEPTABLE.
We’re #1, we won’t be #2 and if you don’t like then, FRACK YOU!!!
Coming off a big win with the group dance last week, CrAbby proclaims it is “Much, much, much more fun to win!” Thanks Captain Obvious.
Yeah! Time for our weekly dose of humilation!!
As the weekly
humiliation pyramid ceremony begins, someone bursts in like there is a cat-fight in the parking lot… nope, just Jill demanding focus.
Come on, Kendall or I’ll send you back to Kathy and she’ll make Beef Jerky out of you
She has a new Linda Evans circa 1985 hair-do (it actually does make her look better- not good- just better than that frosted mop she was previously inflicting upon us), and she admits that she made a mistake going to Candy Apples wait- Apple’s (want to maintain the grammatically-incorrect-integrity of their business logo), and she would like to ask CrAbby to, as she did once before, find a spot for Kendall.
CrAbby responds “I can’t do this today. You are off your rocker!!” I mean, Jill has some freaking cojones on her.
CrAbby unleashes the Kraken when one of the Moms interrupts with something RELEVANT, I’m surprised she didn’t straight up choke Jill. CrAbby continues to tell Jill that she didn’t give her (Abby) enough time to develop Kendall! She just stormed out and switched studios.
FLASHBACK TO: I’m losing my sh*t Cowboy-Style!!!
Jill hears nothing, she marches Kendall into the studio WITH her 8×10 picture because she is ready to participate in the pyramid!! CrAbby is speechless (is that possible) and furious. I am unaware of another speed in CrAbby’s arsenal- she’s goes Zero to Furious in the blink of an eye.
Finally! Someone else is in the dog house
On to the Pyramid…
On Bottom row right to left (the pyramid is like reading Hebrew) Mac, Nia, Paige Mac was ahead of the music Nia fell on her aerial Paige did well but she was part of the losing trio so she has to be held responsible. Kind of like how CrAbby is held responsible when the choreography is crappy.