Second row: Chloe and Brooke
Brooke did well in the group dance. Her technique was good- “from where I was sitting.” And her “facial expressions were good.” Ok, it bugs me that CrAbby just can’t give a compliment, there is always some qualification. But also… Brooke’s facial expressions? Generous adding an “s” to the word “expression” in my opinion, Brooke seems to have ONE expression- the blank stare of a hostage, who is constantly blinking out, in morse code “H E L P M E”
The many face of Brooke
Top Row… of course, Maddie. Because Maddie is made of unicorn tears, caramel and fairy dust. Honestly, Maddie seems sweet and genuine and humble. She was so sweet last week, she said “It makes me so happy when I see Chloe dance!” Drama gets created surrounding CrAbby, Mel and the other moms- hopefully Maddie will escape and live as normal a life as possible out in the wild.
This week the kids are schlepping to Lancaster, Pennsylvania for StarPower. Maddie, Paige and Nia will all be doing solos.
The group dance will be about a vampire and CrAbby will be bringing in a boy to play the Vampire- one of her other minions named Nick. The girls will all act like they are in a trance.
Up in the Mom Perch, the ladies tell Jill that they like her hair. Christy said “At first I said ‘Is that Kathy?” ooooh, that’ll leave a mark. Christy asks Jill “Did you seriously think walking into the studio was a good idea?”
You are all happy I’m back, aren’t you????
Jill did. She thought that it was perfectly normal to interrupt a dance class, thrusting her child into it, that she has not paid for, at a studio that she stormed out of six months earlier and fled to the studio of the owner’s arch nemesis. What is so unreasonable about that?
Ha Ha Ha Ha you are an idiot!!!
Jill just wants Kendall to have an opportunity. Kelly points out that Kendall DID have an opportunity until Jill flipped her wig. “Jill even likes about her hair color… not that I ever would…” says Christy, the bottle blonde.
At long last, Paige is getting a “private.” Her solo is serious business and has some decent choreography, for a change. CrAbby is working with Paige… or terrifying her, I’m not sure which.
I’m too sexy for my track suit…
When low and behold, Jill interrupts and asks her if it’s a good time to talk. It’s like asking a surgeon, in the middle of surgery, if now is a good time to start doing shots.
Sorry Paige, there is an elephant in the room…and I’m not referring to me…