Paige has been teaching Kendall the dance and CrAbby asks Paige “What happens if I pick Kendall instead of you. Will you feel bad?”
Paige nods, yes. BECAUSE SHE’S HUMAN!!!
Whoa, Nia’s hair does look a little jacked up.
CrAbby decides to call everyone together to chastise them for not being as happy as they should have been for Maddie’s success. She says “That’s the worst type of role model- not being happy for someone else’s success.” Remember how HAPPY and SUPPORTIVE CrAbby was when Kathy beat her girls by 1 point to take 9th place in New Jersey???? Yeah, neither do I.
CrAbby reprimands them and Holly repeats that she thinks the whole thing was rigged and that she is entitled to her opinion. CrAbby, staying on track, as usual, explodes that Holly should “Fix Nia’s hair!! IT’S HORRIBLE!!!”
Check yourself before you wreck yourself
Holly tells her that if she’s going to pick on someone, she should look at herself first. Holly tells CrAbby that she got approval for Nia’s braids before she had them put in and they are part of her ethnicity. Wait… what? Again, does Lifetime require hair approval or does CrAbby?
CrAbby thinks everyone is jealous of Maddie, but she should get used to it, because success and jealousy go hand in hand. And Maddie WILL be successful. Yeah, it she doesn’t have a nervous breakdown from all of the pressure put on her week in and week out. So CrAbby does what any normal person would do to defuse jealousy or bad feelings, she gathers all of the girls together to look at all of Maddie’s crowns. (CrAbby requested Maddie bring in all of her crowns.)
Becuase I thought you ingrates could use an extra dose of humilation and shame
CrAbby is sick of everyone trying to squash all of Maddie’s accomplishments and Maddie should rub in their faces if she has to. Hmmm, I seem to remember someone crying and LEAVING when Kathy was rubbing her “one point win” in CrAbby’s face. In the next breath she is giving the advice to be a gracious winner. Should Maddie be gracious (as she’s been) or rub it in her teammates faces? I’m confused.
So we cut to the StarPower competition and CrAbby has made her decision about the group dance but is going to keep it to herself.
Backstage, Kendall has a stomach ache and is crying- save the tears for your pillow honey. Jill just doesn’t understand why not all of the kids are in the group dance. And by “all of the kids” she means Kendall.
CrAbby is nit-picking Nia’s practice, and suddenly Nia freezes and starts crying because she “forgot her number.”
That big lady scaaaaaaaaaaares me