Anyway, Leo accuses Bitchette of getting the other ladies to plot against her, leading Bitchette to say “go fuck yourself, bitch.” Leo replies that Bitchette is just jealous and insecure. Bitchette says “Yeah, I’m jealous of your hair extensions.” LOL. Good one, Bitchette. Leo says too bad, she’s not going anywhere and then gets right up in Bitchette’s face. I mean she gets RIGHT UP in her face and puts her hand right there. Bitchette says “get out of my face” and grabs Leo’s hand to move it.
Well, you would have thought that she was trying to shank her, the way Angel swoops in to pull Bitchette away.
It’s so ridic, because Bitchette was in NO WAY going to do anything than move Barbie’s plastic claw hand out of her face. But I guess that’s what happens when you are a miserable harpy – people think you are a full-on menace to society.
So Victor kicks Bitchette out. Leo amps up the melodrama by saying she feels “bullied” and “disrespected.” All the other moms are stunned. Bob says it happened so fast she didn’t have time to react. Only Ani defends Bitchette, saying that she is under a lot of stress because of her personal problems. But she admits that violence is not okay. Which is true, but I didn’t really see any violence. Thankfully, none of the kids were in the room for this.
Bitchette grabs Lucas from the hallway and takes him outside. She tells him they’re not staying at Stars and he sobs.
Bitchette says it’s not fair how Victor’s treated “him” since Mia came to Stars, which is ridic, because Mia’s arrival really didn’t affect him at all, other than his having to do a duet instead of a trio. Lucas is crying that Stars is his family and he never wants to leave. I mean, the poor kid is SOBBING. Poor Lucas!
Back in the dressing room, Susan has found her voice again, and says it’s not really Mia’s or Leo’s fault, but VictAng’s, because of their favoritism. She yells that instead of worrying about five kids, they are only worried about one: Mia. Susan’s amp is now turned up to 11 and she screeches that she’s been there eight years and they don’t give a fuck about any of them.
VictAng handle it in their customary mature manner by screaming “What are YOU going to do?!!” (Angel) and “GET OUT NOW!!!” (Victor).
Victor is FURIOUS and he screams at them all “WHO’S NEXT?!” Wow. Way to run a business.
Credits roll as Jessi interviews that her mother is overreacting as usual and she thinks Susan is trying to live through her but from now on, she’s just going to dance for herself. We end with Jessi sobbing as well… and that’s a wrap for the season, folks.
Well, that episode was certainly more interesting than the whole rest of the season. Rumor has it they are already filming season two, so I guess these bitches will be back in a few months. Thanks for hanging in there with me and I hope you all will join me next week when our Pittsburgh ladies return. (Yay!)
Thanks for reading and have a great weekend!
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