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Back in the lounge, Ani tries to calm the moms down, but they are just like “whatever.”
Angel arrives with black balloons and other sundry props for the group number The kids get all excited. Maybe because props don’t fight and call them sucky dancers.
Apparently, they’ve been working for a while and Abby asks Mayra how much longer it’s going to be. Mayra says two more hours. Abby’s like, “uh, no freaking way am I staying here another two hours.” She says she has to go because she has to drive an hour, PLUS Sammy has a test in the morning.
Bitchette is all, “how can you leave, they haven’t even rehearsed the trio yet.” Shut up, Bitchette. The trio has nothing to do with you.
Susan, who has been at Level Orange all episode raises her Terror Alert to Red and accuses Abby of ignoring every rule. She interviews that no one is willing to work on the trio. She says one dancer (Hannah) isn’t at the proper level and one dancer (Sammy) isn’t committed and it’s all going to end in chaos and bloodshed.
Mayra, Shit Stirrer Extraordinaire, goes to Angel and tattles that Abby wants to leave. Angel snots that if one person wants to leave they should all leave. He says if the moms don’t care, then he doesn’t care. Well, that’s mature. Abby takes Sammy and storms out (natch) as Susan screams at her that if the trio loses it’s all on her.
Bitchette says Abby’s level of disrespect towards the team is mind-blowing.
Seriously, it’s not like they’re training for the Olympics here. It’s fucking Starbound in Fort Myers, Florida. There will be another competition next week. Take a deep breath, ladies. Again, I hate myself for defending Abby, but if I had to put up with that shit all night and my kid legitimately had a test the next day, I’d go home too.
The next day, VictAng bring in a senior dancer name Ricky to help Lucas rehearse his solo. Victor says Lucas needs to work on his artistry this week. Of course the moms complain about that because Lucas is getting special help. Can’t they ever let anything go?
At the end of rehearsal Victor says Lucas seems upset, and he says he’s getting picked on at school because he is a dancer and all the kids think he is gay.
Victor tells him to remember that dance is the most important thing and to stay strong. Aww, poor Lucas. It sucks that he has to deal with that at nine.
Meanwhile, the earth is still spinning and the moms are still fighting. It’s the last trio rehearsal before the competition and Victor says time is tight. Susan says she’s pulling the trio if it’s not up to her standards and if that happens it’s all Abby’s fault for leaving early. Abby again says that Sammy had a test and they should STFU. Bob interviews that Abby only cares about herself and Sammy and she is not a team player. Why should she be? Everyone has been mean to her since day one. Who wants to be on Team Harpy.
Abby says she only came to Stars for Victor and Angel and being around the other moms is just torture. She leaves.
Competition day. Lucas and Kimmy’s solos are up first. Lucas performs his Nearly Nude™ solo, and the judge is looking a little TOO excited if you ask me. At least Lucas’ shorts are a little more modest this week.
Kimmy does her solo and it’s just kinda meh. Also, her costume is horrible.
When she’s done, she says she’s worried that she didn’t do well because her timing was off. Angel comes into the dressing room and says her technique was amazing, but her timing was off. Well, at least she knows what she did wrong. Better luck next time, Kimmy.